[Mikeharvey]

Hey, from Toronto, Canada

Just a quick hello from as I'm new to the board. I've seen some interesting comments so far.

To be honest I'm new to forums and computers in general

Mike

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Hello Mikeharvey

[12MaNy]

Welcome to CB.

[Radius]

Welcome!

Do you like sammiches? Pr Paul Reubens? Or truck stop movie theaters?

[highjakker]

watchout mike, mavis secretly hates canadians......unless they can seduce her en espanol! but welcome all the same, eh!

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

Mavis hates everyyyy body!

[KillYouWithMyMind]

*in my best superhero cartoon narrator voice*

Welcome Mike Harvey, to the halls of Crackberry!

Meanwhile, on the streets of New York City...

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

You mean Phoenix ?

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

ok you guys............I love spanish speaking individuals. I love Canadians. Never once did I say "I love spanish speaking Canadians" nor do I even know of one in existence. That being said, if I ever did meet one, between that and the canadian hook-ups, I would have a definite 'situation'.

He is new. Lets try not to corrupt him just yet

*waves at Canada*

Im a straight up pussycat Mikeharvey. Dont listen to them.

[Radius]

ok you guys............I love spanish speaking individuals. I love Canadians. Never once did I say "I love spanish speaking Canadians" nor do I even know of one in existence. That being said, if I ever did meet one, between that and the canadian hook-ups, I would have a definite 'situation'.

He is new. Lets try not to corrupt him just yet

*waves at Canada*

Im a straight up pussycat Mikeharvey. Dont listen to them.

Sombrero taco chalupa!

Take me now Mavis.

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

Arrrrrrrrrrribaaaaaaaaaa!

[username0022]

Bienvenidos a Crackberry.

I haz all the Spanishes.

[highjakker]

Take me now Mavis.

can i be next??? i'd like a good mavis GB!

[username0022]

I win.

[Radius]

I win.

After I watched that I killed the man to my left. It's all your fault.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

if GB is code for anal fisting, youre fresh outta luck

Sorry OP! Welcome! Youre going to love it here. Consider this being lubed up and slowly eased into the world of OT. If youre lucky, one of these fine specimens is whispering spanish in your ear too.

[username0022]

After I watched that I killed the man to my left. It's all your fault.

That video was for Jen. She loves my Troop.

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

If you're lucky you will fall under the good graces of one the OT gods.

Pick your patron wisely...

[username0022]

if GB is code for anal fisting, youre fresh outta luck

Sorry OP! Welcome! Youre going to love it here. Consider this being lubed up and slowly eased into the world of OT. If youre lucky, one of these fine specimens is whispering spanish in your ear too.

Just as long as a "specimen" isn't deposited in one's ear, everything will be allllllllllllllllright.

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

That video was for Jen. She loves my Troop.

I duz! you are full circle awesome. y caliente

[Radius]

Just as long as a "specimen" isn't deposited in one's ear, everything will be allllllllllllllllright.

Speak for yourself buddy, I wrote the book on that fetish!

As for the fisting thing, one tear and you'll regret it. Be gentle, trust me.

[highjakker]

if GB is code for anal fisting, youre fresh outta luck

then how long am i supposed to hold this wristwatch for you?? i keep hearing it tic all night!

[Radius]

then how long am i supposed to hold this wristwatch for you?? i keep hearing it tic all night!

Hang it off your ring?

[highjakker]

Hang it off your ring?

i cant rach it! dammm big a$$ rolex.......wait?! is that a sammich?? who left a sammich up there??

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Aaaaaaand... he's gone.