This Is My BlackBerry Pledge!

This Is My BlackBerry

This is my BlackBerry.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My BlackBerry is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it, as I must master my life.
Without me, my BlackBerry is useless.
Without my BlackBerry, I am useless.
I must operate my BlackBerry true.
I must IM faster than my iEnemy who is trying to kill BBM.
I must out-message him before he out-messages me. I will...
My BlackBerry and myself know that what counts in a smartphone war is not the sound of fart apps.
We know that it is the productivity that counts.
My BlackBerry is smart, even as I, because it is mine.
I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its options and its menu.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against Apple.
Before CrackBerry.com, I swear this creed.
My BlackBerry and myself are defenders of the BlackBerry Community.
We are the masters of our iEnemy.
We are the saviors of my business and personal life.
So BB it, until there is no enemy, but Peace.

Thanks to Alex aka TheWait_IsOver

This Is My BlackBerry

This is my BlackBerry 9700.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My BlackBerry is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it, as I must master my life.
Without me, my BlackBerry is useless.
Without my BlackBerry, I am useless.
I must operate my BlackBerry true.
I must IM faster than my iEnemy who is trying to kill BBM.
I must out-message him before he out-messages me. I will...
My BlackBerry and myself know that what counts in a smartphone war is not the sound of fart apps.
We know that it is the productivity that counts.
My BlackBerry is smart, even as I, because it is mine.
I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its options and its menu.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against Apple.
Before CrackBerry.com, I swear this creed.
My BlackBerry and myself are defenders of the BlackBerry Community.
We are the masters of our iEnemy.
We are the saviors of my business and personal life.
So BB it, until there is no enemy, but Peace.

Thanks to Alex aka TheWait_IsOver

I'm sorry for you.

Now that doesn't sound cult-like at all. :p

I have no words.

Do you guys even know what this is a play on? Not a cult at all. It is damn funny and well done.

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Play or not, it still sounds crazy lol. Bravo on replacing the real thing with BlackBerry.

Your BlackBerry is your best friend? How sad. I'm gonna have to tell that one to *my* best friend, my cat.

:)

Geeeez some of you are harsh. Really, there's nothing wrong with passing a thread without commenting, if you have nothing nice to say. No need to try to bring others down for their creativity, just because it's not your style.

Originally Posted by Michelle Haag

Geeeez some of you are harsh. Really, there's nothing wrong with passing a thread without commenting, if you have nothing nice to say. No need to try to bring others down for their creativity, just because it's not your style.

The Internets is a harsh, cruel world. :'(

:p I'm sure the OP isn't that sensitive. He knows he posted a silly thing. It's all good.

Originally Posted by chrisy520

The Internets is a harsh, cruel world. :'(

:p I'm sure the OP isn't that sensitive. He knows he posted a silly thing. It's all good.

Even if the Internets is cruel and harsh, CB members do not need to act that way.

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No one said anything mean. It's all joking. I'm sure he was expecting some jokes. Geez.

Some of you don't get out very often. If you are confused, watch Full Metal Jacket. Very entertaining UE! :D

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I think the fact that Chrisy said her best friend is get cat should have tipped us off that she was joking.
This is otd after all.

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This thread was originally posted in General Discussion.

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Originally Posted by UnknownError507

This Is My BlackBerry

This is my BlackBerry.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My BlackBerry is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it, as I must master my life.
Without me, my BlackBerry is useless.
Without my BlackBerry, I am useless.
I must operate my BlackBerry true.
I must IM faster than my iEnemy who is trying to kill BBM.
I must out-message him before he out-messages me. I will...
My BlackBerry and myself know that what counts in a smartphone war is not the sound of fart apps.
We know that it is the productivity that counts.
My BlackBerry is smart, even as I, because it is mine.
I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its options and its menu.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against Apple.
Before CrackBerry.com, I swear this creed.
My BlackBerry and myself are defenders of the BlackBerry Community.
We are the masters of our iEnemy.
We are the saviors of my business and personal life.
So BB it, until there is no enemy, but Peace.

Thanks to Alex aka TheWait_IsOver

I am going to have my daughter recite this before she gets her Z10. Grin!

This is a play on the Rifleman Creed.
The Creed Of The United States Marine.

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Man. I love BlackBerry phones as much as the next guy but this is creepy.

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