1. joefalco's Avatar
    Peyton Manning, Tony Romo, and Brett Favre are all tragically killed in a plane crash.

    God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

    Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

    God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

    Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"

    Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

    God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

    Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"

    Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

    Joe
    10-15-09 08:03 AM
  2. AnobizII's Avatar
    I lol'd...
    10-15-09 08:05 AM
  3. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Ha!

    My friends and I have a running joke going about how Favre thinks he's God. We say things like "Favre Dammit!" and "Oh my sweet Favre in heaven!"

    Also "Moses didn't part the Red Sea, It was one of Favre's lasers!"
    Last edited by RobotnumberOne; 10-15-09 at 08:09 AM.
    10-15-09 08:06 AM
  4. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I just say Buck Frett
    10-15-09 08:28 AM
  5. username0022's Avatar
    joe, that was a good one. Hah!
    10-15-09 10:47 AM
  6. jlb21's Avatar
    Oh ROTFL.....sending to WEEI in Boston right now.....
    10-15-09 11:40 AM
  7. Username00089's Avatar
    Eh

    10characters
    10-15-09 12:06 PM
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