1. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    **** WARNING****


    The following post contains a useless attempt at humour/humor (oh, I dunno, possible funnies?) in parts used to illustrate a point. If you are of a nervous disposition or have, at some point in the recent past, been easily offended by nothing whatsoever, particularly if I wrote it, then please look away now. No, Seriously - on this one if you are going to be offended - just stop reading, ok?

    ...that in the beginning were the Brick'ians, the Nok'ians and the Motorolaaaaas. And the Brick'ians begat the Noki'ians and the Morolaaaaas.

    But then came the BlackBerr'ians. And they did'st look down upon the Noki'ians and Motorolaaaaas. And they did'st introduce many to the joys of the 'push email' and the BIS. And the Noki'ans and the Motorolaaaas looked upon the BlackBerr'ians and said 'hey, this stuff is good! We can use a full keyboard rather than tappy tappy and get emails too? I'm in!'

    And the Nok'ians and Motorolaaaaas numbers dwindled whilst the BlackBerri'ans swelled beyond number. And the leaders of the BlackBerr'ians looked upon the masses and said 'wow, this is a bit funky! We must keep this going!'

    And then came the Jobs. And he did'st create a new breed - the i'Phoninans that were begat from the i'Podians. And they demanded a different and attractive world from the BlackBerri'ans. A world where actually communicating wasn't a priority. And they worshipped the Angry Bird. And the elastic band.

    And the BlackBerri'ans began to dwindle. And the multitude didst say to their leaders 'give us some of that Angry Birds action!' but their leaders smiled and said 'No, you don't really want that as your email, SMS and BBM is extra cool...ok??'

    And the BlackBerrians didst look at each other and they didst say... 'er....ok...we'll go with that as that Jobs thing looks a bit like a toy and doesn't work properly.' And the Jobs made hay at the expense of the BlackBerr'ians with his fancy launches and funky elastic bands which were a fashion accessory within minutes.

    And THEN came the 'Droids', the very spawn of man itself. And they did'st begin to crush all before them. Not even the Jobs could stop them. And the BlackBerri'ans dwindled further and they looked to their leaders and said 'hang on, if they can do it, surely you can for God's sake'.

    And the leaders of the BalckBerri'ans listened to the multitude. And bailed out.

    So a new leader of the BlackBerri'ans came. And he promised great things. And it didn't work out quite as expected. So a great decision was made across the river of social media...

    And BBM was offered to the iPhonians and the all encompassing Droids. And all drank from the BBM pool.

    And all saw it as good.

    Very good.

    So the BlackBerri'ans did'st the right thing.

    And stuck them in a queue.
    Undbiter65, Anilu7 and canuckvoip like this.
    10-30-13 06:44 PM
  2. anon4188935's Avatar
    Hahahahaha
    10-30-13 06:53 PM
  3. geoffsdad's Avatar
    And the meek shall inherit the earth...

    We've taken care of everything
    The words you hear, the songs you sing
    The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
    It's one for all, all for one
    We work together, common sons
    Never need to wonder how or why

    We are the priests
    Of the temples of syrinx
    Our great computers
    Fill the hollowed halls
    We are the priests
    Of the temples of syrinx
    All the gifts of life
    Are held within our walls

    Look around this world we made
    Equality our stock in trade
    Come and join the brotherhood of man
    Oh what a wide contented world
    Let the banners be unfurled
    Hold the red star proudly high in hand

    We are the priests
    Of the temples of syrinx
    Our great computers
    Fill the hollowed halls
    We are the priests
    Of the temples of syrinx
    All the gifts of life
    Are held within our walls

    Posted via CB10(BBM#22) on my Z10 featuring BBM Channel C0002FE04
    Anilu7 likes this.
    10-30-13 06:55 PM
  4. bradu1's Avatar
    Lmao!!! Perfect!!

    #IchooseBlackBerry10 (BB#25)
    10-30-13 06:55 PM
  5. geoffsdad's Avatar
    Since it's all in fun

    Posted via CB10(BBM#22) on my Z10 featuring BBM Channel C0002FE04
    10-30-13 06:55 PM
  6. Anonymous2039's Avatar
    Hehe

    I wouldn't normally condone this, but since it's all in fun, and it was rather amusing...

    By the way, what's with all the apostrophes? Those aren't there in the real deal.

    Posted via CB10
    10-30-13 07:02 PM
  7. Uzi's Avatar
    And Lo... It Came To Pass...-img_20131552.png
    BBM in action Lol

    waiting for Z30
    10-30-13 07:04 PM
  8. kbz1960's Avatar
    And then everyone had gas

    All was good
    10-30-13 07:06 PM
  9. bradu1's Avatar
    And then everyone had gas

    All was good
    Well look what Taz eats! Of course you have gas!

    :-)

    #IchooseBlackBerry10 (BB#25)
    10-30-13 07:15 PM
  10. LillyFox's Avatar
    MA new favorite bed time story : )...... I'm waiting for the sequel where the blackberrians rise again to reclaim their throne among the titans of smartphonia

    Posted via Lilly's hand stitched Frankensteined Z10 powered by 10.2.(latest Leak)
    bradu1 likes this.
    10-30-13 07:39 PM
  11. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    Cue Game of Thrones opening music......
    Anilu7 likes this.
    10-30-13 07:49 PM
  12. Anilu7's Avatar
    BigglyBobblyBoo, you are hilarious!!! Thanks for the thread!
    10-30-13 11:53 PM
  13. Gearheadaddy's Avatar
    And now the queue has been lifted and all will be well with the Blackberrians... so go forth and multiply...or divide...

    Trusted Member Genius
    11-01-13 07:48 AM
  14. Anonymous2039's Avatar
    And now the queue has been lifted and all will be well with the Blackberrians... so go forth and multiply...or divide...

    Trusted Member Genius
    "Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth." (Gen 1:28)

    Posted via CB10
    11-01-13 07:51 AM
  15. anon(2313227)'s Avatar
    Apple and Blackberries are fruits. So does that mean the Bible is saying Droid will die?
    BlackBerry needs to change it's name to Orange because Apples are way more common than blackberries and I am sure oranges is even more plentiful.
    "Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth." (Gen 1:28)

    Posted via CB10
    11-01-13 07:57 AM
  16. Anonymous2039's Avatar
    Apple and Blackberries are fruits. So does that mean the Bible is saying Droid will die?
    BlackBerry needs to change it's name to Orange because Apples are way more common than blackberries and I am sure oranges is even more plentiful.
    It has nothing to do with smartphones. Get real.

    Posted via CB10
    11-01-13 08:13 AM
  17. Undbiter65's Avatar
    It has nothing to do with smartphones. Get real.

    Posted via CB10
    The bible is obviously about smartphones Chaz.

    "If you can't soar with the eagles then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)
    11-04-13 07:19 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    It has nothing to do with smartphones. Get real.

    Posted via CB10
    Of course it is. Otherwise the devil wouldn't have used an apple to deceive Eve.
    bradu1 likes this.
    11-06-13 09:21 PM

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