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  1. highjakker's Avatar
    I told my little sister that if I ever smell peniis on her before the age of 40, that I would beat the snot out of her.
    when i was in high school i told my little sister the same thing....she's now a butch lesbian. i forgot about that loop-hole.
    05-18-10 02:04 PM
  2. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    This thread was hilarious!!! I laughed so hard I cried..!!
    Me tooooo! My bumpit fell out lol
    05-18-10 02:48 PM
  3. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    when i was in high school i told my little sister the same thing....she's now a butch lesbian. i forgot about that loop-hole.
    Haha, you said hole.
    05-18-10 02:56 PM
  4. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Me tooooo! My bumpit fell out lol
    I haz a natural bump-it
    05-18-10 03:09 PM
  5. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    My bumpits bettah cuz I haz a natural bumpit, thats amplified by a fake bumpit for ultra bumpittude yo.
    05-18-10 03:10 PM
  6. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    in the end, its still a bump-it. its all a lie. like those chicken cutlet things some women put in their bras to 'bump-it' their chesticles
    05-18-10 03:16 PM
  7. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    All is fair in love and snookie
    05-18-10 03:16 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    in the end, its still a bump-it. its all a lie. like those chicken cutlet things some women put in their bras to 'bump-it' their chesticles
    So, does that mean my Kielbosa is a crotch-it?
    05-18-10 03:19 PM
  9. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    So, does that mean my Kielbosa is a crotch-it?
    the end disappointment is much the same.
    05-18-10 03:21 PM
  10. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    the end disappointment is much the same.
    What disappointment? You get to eat it when you're done with it.
    05-18-10 03:23 PM
  11. trucky's Avatar
    in the end, its still a bump-it. its all a lie. like those chicken cutlet things some women put in their bras to 'bump-it' their chesticles
    Do those cutlet hooties taste like bacon after they're cooked?
    05-18-10 03:23 PM
  12. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    What disappointment? You get to eat it when you're done with it.
    Isnt canadian bacon really just ham?
    05-18-10 03:23 PM
  13. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Snookie likes after party snax.
    05-18-10 03:24 PM
  14. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Why does Snookie Bump-its speak in the 3rd person?
    05-18-10 03:26 PM
  15. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Because when Snookie and her personal bumpit are trashed, they speak in 3rd person dude
    05-18-10 03:28 PM
  16. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    My apologies, please continue your trashing.
    05-18-10 03:31 PM
  17. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    /booze onnn
    05-18-10 03:32 PM
  18. highjakker's Avatar
    So, does that mean my Kielbosa is a crotch-it?
    nope. it's a hump-it.
    05-18-10 04:03 PM
  19. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I like pulling back the skin on my hump-it.
    05-18-10 04:06 PM
  20. highjakker's Avatar
    I like pulling back the skin on my hump-it.
    thats not a kosher kielbosa?
    Last edited by superV4me; 05-18-10 at 04:16 PM.
    05-18-10 04:14 PM
  21. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    ewww snookie is appaled by this conversation.
    05-18-10 04:59 PM
  22. elgolfman's Avatar
    What is a bumpit??
    05-18-10 08:55 PM
  23. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    05-18-10 09:10 PM
  24. elgolfman's Avatar
    OMG - sorry I asked... I thought it was something dirty. LOL.
    05-18-10 09:13 PM
  25. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    It could be something dirty, if worn by the right sort of person. Someone with head lice for example...
    05-18-10 09:17 PM
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