[anon721037]

You a sleep yet ,kitty


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[vanrickman]

Zzzzzzzz

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[anon721037]

Zzzzzzzz

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Where's Brian, I like that avatar better.


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[vanrickman]

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

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[vanrickman]

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

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[vanrickman]

I thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasn't the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much

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[anon721037]

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

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You're ably told her to put it there.


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[vanrickman]

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

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[vanrickman]

Where's Brian, I like that avatar better.


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I'm showing my support to a great group of artists.

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[anon721037]

I'm showing my support to a great group of artists.

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Well stop


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[vanrickman]

Wayne, Dig out those buds and rock out.
It's got bouncy things

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[vanrickman]

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

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[vanrickman]

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

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[vanrickman]

Zzzzzzz

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[vanrickman]

A day without sunshine is like night.

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[vanrickman]

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.


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[vanrickman]

You're so lame you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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[anon721037]

Dam that kitty sleeps a long time.


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[bambinoitaliano]

I'm awake...was trying to decide if i want to spend my Saturday reading random posts.....

[anon721037]

What else you gonna do, clean your litter box


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[vanrickman]

Zzzzzzz

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[vanrickman]

No more hockey, no more got.
Maybe start Dexter.

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[bambinoitaliano]

It's Saturday, what the heck are you doing waiting for me to wake up from my nap?!!! Dont you have grandchildren to chase around?

[bambinoitaliano]

No more hockey? Does that mean Rangers with the Thomas Cup?

[bambinoitaliano]

Never mind I just saw the LA Dodger won the hockey game