Sorry, I know it's a meme thread, but add this to the mix. Laughed my head off, nearly...
rawnewsfootage - Apple iPad Mini - We are Apple you are suckers [HD] - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqb-1aUaPk8 via SuperTube for BlackBerry 10!
It's all iPods, really. Some might know this one already.
"No Q10?" -> "Buy from Chen... "