My favorite saying ever (inside joke) is 'it's like giving birth in another language' and when I realized I couldn't explain what it felt like to stand up with a 2nd degree sunburn on my shin yesterday to my mom, I realized that "it's like giving birth in another language" was probably one of the most apt explanations I could give her.
I'm delusional because I've been in bed nursing a 2nd degree sunburn all day. I assume I'm forgiven in advance.