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  1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    If this thread gets to 100,000 posts, I'll rub off my nipples w/ sandpaper.
    Don't think I won't do it. I will.
    I will also attach booster cables from my cars battery to my jewels.
    Eat maggots.
    Not shower for 6 months.
    Give up coffee, cigarettes and booze.
    Become a Tibetan monk.
    Sneak into the White House and give Obama a weggie.
    Produce my own infomercial.
    Have a baby.
    Make a video of me sleeping and post it on Youtube.
    Build an outhouse in my backyard and never use the toilet again.
    Make powdered wigs fashionable again.
    Become the mascot of a professional sports team.
    Donate my body to science. Before I die.
    Test cosmetics on animals, to make them sexier.
    Pee in a spray bottle, and use it as cologne.
    Walk right up to Chuck Norris, and call him a wuss.
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 12-04-09 at 11:29 PM. Reason: This post wasn't quite dumb enough.
    12-04-09 11:22 PM
  2. danhclare's Avatar
    Cool I guess

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    12-04-09 11:29 PM
  3. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I am committed to this! bwahahhahaha!
    HEY! You should eat 5 raincoats!!!!
    12-04-09 11:32 PM
  4. ShiPanda's Avatar
    wait a min, scratch that eat 5 panchos!
    12-04-09 11:33 PM
  5. BergerKing's Avatar
    Mmmm. Pancho's. I could go for some flautas.

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    12-04-09 11:38 PM
  6. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I meant like the things you wear to keep rain off you.
    Though panchos mexican buffet is GOOD too. OR you could wear a pancho and go to panchos mexican buffet and pig out. And then oink like a rabbit as well. And eat jello with a straw, and get the waiters to bring you every food they have. Then get up on the table and dance with the salt and pepper shakers.
    12-04-09 11:44 PM
  7. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I seen this lady stick a huge snake down her throat.
    Wait...that didnt sound right.

    Well you should stick a snake down your throat. Just make sure it cant kill you.
    12-04-09 11:53 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I will eat a couch.
    12-04-09 11:53 PM
  9. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I will eat a couch.
    Eat one that has a pull-out bed!
    12-04-09 11:54 PM
  10. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Just get a economy size ketchup bottle.
    Ketchup makes EVERYTHING taste better.
    12-04-09 11:55 PM
  11. bitterdone's Avatar
    Eat your weight in bacon : )
    12-05-09 12:00 AM
  12. bitterdone's Avatar
    or possibly cheese
    12-05-09 12:02 AM
  13. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Bacon and cheese sound good.
    Maybe fettucini carbonara instead (cream sauce with bacon. Mmmmmm).
    12-05-09 12:08 AM
  14. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Oh sure you dont like MY ideas!
    12-05-09 12:09 AM
  15. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    I came in here to say something along the lines of "Not again... " but then I saw that LSG is the OP.

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    12-05-09 12:10 AM
  16. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Oh sure you dont like MY ideas!
    Fine.
    I'll wrap a snake in a poncho, douse it in ketchup, then put it between to couch visions and it like a sandwich.
    Happy now?
    12-05-09 12:34 AM
  17. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Fine.
    I'll wrap a snake in a poncho, douse it in ketchup, then put it between to couch visions and it like a sandwich.
    Happy now?
    No, not yet.
    You have to eat it at panchos mexican buffet and get the waiter to take a bite.
    12-05-09 12:36 AM
  18. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I came in here to say something along the lines of "Not again... " but then I saw that LSG is the OP.

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    Can I count on your support in my campaign Kasi?
    How about I put you down for 5,000 posts?
    12-05-09 12:40 AM
  19. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    No, not yet.
    You have to eat it at panchos mexican buffet and get the waiter to take a bite.
    No panchos up here. How about Taco Bell
    12-05-09 12:43 AM
  20. ShiPanda's Avatar
    No panchos up here. How about Taco Bell
    hmmm maybe.

    How many posts do you think I can do?
    12-05-09 12:48 AM
  21. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I'm counting on 12,000 from you.
    12-05-09 01:02 AM
  22. ShiPanda's Avatar
    only 12???
    12-05-09 01:03 AM
  23. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    Can I count on your support in my campaign Kasi?
    How about I put you down for 5,000 posts?
    Haha, sure! 5,000 it is.

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    12-05-09 02:33 AM
  24. ShiPanda's Avatar
    We better get to posting Kasi.
    12-05-09 02:37 AM
  25. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    If I get 20,000 posts from both of you combined, I will make snow angels while naked in my front yard this winter.
    12-05-09 09:25 AM
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