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  1. 12MaNy's Avatar
    If I saw the bug that bit me on the side of the face last night in my sleep, I'd say "I'm Rick James b****!!!", then I'd grab the lighter & hairspray and torch him like I was Godzilla!
    02-20-09 08:56 AM
  2. Username00089's Avatar
    If I saw Sean Penn I'd say to him "Dude, you're role as Jeff Spicolli is unforgettable!"

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    02-26-09 01:53 AM
  3. squish101's Avatar
    If I saw Sean Penn I'd say to him "Dude, you're role as Jeff Spicolli is unforgettable!"

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    If I saw Sean Penn I'd say "Great speech at the Academy nite."
    02-26-09 01:59 AM
  4. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    If I saw Sean Penn I'd say to him "Dude, you're role as Jeff Spicolli is unforgettable!"

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    LMAO! Fast Times at Ridgemont High is classic!

    If I saw Nancy Pelosi I would just shake my head and walk away.

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    02-26-09 06:48 AM
  5. BergerKing's Avatar
    If I saw Nancy Pelosi, (aka;Stretch) I'd also like to see how high I could bounce a quarter off her face.

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    02-27-09 09:45 PM
  6. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    If I saw most of D.C. I'd say, would you like the pitchfork in your eye, or the torch up your a**. And that goes for the dumbmasses that put you in power too.
    02-28-09 12:31 AM
  7. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    If I saw Maury Povich I would ask him if he knew how to talk about anything besides paternity tests. If you have to test 21 men to find the father then the mom is a cheap tricked wh0re and doesn't deserve to know.

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    02-28-09 01:05 AM
  8. Username00089's Avatar
    If I saw Maury Povich I would ask him if he knew how to talk about anything besides paternity tests. If you have to test 21 men to find the father then the mom is a cheap tricked wh0re and doesn't deserve to know.

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    Lol Kanga I can't believe I missed this one.
    03-02-09 07:49 PM
  9. phil2134's Avatar
    If I saw pamela anderson I'd ask her to take her shirt off

    Lmao all jokes nothing serious in what I wrote.

    If I saw Micheal Vick Id saw way to f**k ur career up.

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    03-02-09 09:51 PM
  10. Username00089's Avatar
    If I saw T.O. I'd say:

    "Hey T.O. where's the popcorn now??"
    03-05-09 08:09 PM
  11. Username0223's Avatar
    Hmmmm.... If I saw Jim Morrison I'd say to him-would u share ur poetry u wrote with me to see.
    If I saw Lady GaGa-id say we r beautiful, and dirty rich! Lol

    If I saw MaDonna-id say I've been a fan of urs since u came to NYC wen u were 23 and no one new ur first song out w/the help of JellyBean!

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    03-05-09 08:26 PM
  12. Username00089's Avatar
    What took you so long to get in on this thread shellie? lol
    03-05-09 08:30 PM
  13. Username0223's Avatar
    LOL-u tailgatin me POE?! LOL

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    03-05-09 08:35 PM
  14. Username00089's Avatar
    LOL-u tailgatin me POE?! LOL

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    Lol that doesn't sound right.... Lol

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    03-05-09 08:56 PM
  15. Username0223's Avatar
    Lol that doesn't sound right.... Lol

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    Well U no wat I meant & if any 1 else takes it the wrong way-Ooohh well!! lol! Jk wit ya!

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    03-06-09 07:01 AM
  16. Username00089's Avatar
    If I saw A-Rod I'd say "Hey A-Rod I think you dropped this." (And hand him a syringe.)

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    03-06-09 10:43 AM
  17. 12MaNy's Avatar
    If I saw Chris Brown, I'd say to him: "Hey tough guy, why don't you try slappin' me around?".
    03-06-09 12:27 PM
  18. realbeach's Avatar
    if i saw joaquin phoenix id tell him to shave and stick to acting
    03-06-09 01:21 PM
  19. CipherDias's Avatar
    If I saw Hitler I would say WHY?
    03-07-09 07:25 AM
  20. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    If I saw Nancy Grace I would ask her how many times can one freaking topic be considered "Breaking News?" Can it really be breaking news after 6 or 7 months? If that is the case, then I have some breaking news myself!

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    03-11-09 07:36 AM
  21. underarmourfool's Avatar
    If I saw George Lopez I would tell him his jokes have gotten me through some tough times in my life and that he is a huge inspiration for me.



    On a lighter note, if I were to ever see Big Black on the street I would tell him to get his *** back with Bobby light to do season 3 of Rob and Big

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    03-11-09 11:22 AM
  22. 12MaNy's Avatar
    If I saw Dan Hesse, I'd say to him "Dude.....what's the friggin' hold up?"
    03-11-09 01:20 PM
  23. Username00089's Avatar
    If I saw Carlos Mencia I'd tell him how unfunny he is. And how stealing Bill Cosby's jokes isn't cool.
    03-11-09 02:14 PM
  24. 12MaNy's Avatar
    If I saw Carlos Mencia I'd tell him how unfunny he is. And how stealing Bill Cosby's jokes isn't cool.

    If I saw Carlos Mencia, I'd say to him: "The only funny thing I've seen you do is back down from Joe Rogan when he was about to kick your a** for stealing jokes!"
    03-11-09 02:33 PM
  25. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    If I saw Jimmy Hoffa, I would ask him where the he!! he'd been? Sleeping with the fishes?

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    03-11-09 02:43 PM
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