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  1. Username00089's Avatar
    Okay, basically if you saw a certain person somewhere, what would you say to that person? Celebrity, or whomever you choose. I'll start.

    If I saw Brett Favre I'd say "Hey Brett when you were a paperboy did you get fired for throwing the papers to the wrong house???"
    02-16-09 02:37 PM
  2. sam123gil's Avatar
    If I saw Janet Jackson I'd ask why she left that morning and never called me again?
    02-16-09 02:43 PM
  3. 12MaNy's Avatar
    If I saw Kate Beckinsale, I would say "Hey baby, wanna wrestle?" in my best Butthead voice.
    02-16-09 03:52 PM
  4. roeod4's Avatar
    If I saw Barack Obama I would say, "Wow, really? Thirteen whole dollars and all for me? Now that second home is a reality, Thanks!"
    02-16-09 03:54 PM
  5. Username00089's Avatar
    Brett Favre again:

    "Hey Brett if I were you I wouldn't make a cell phone call. It's likely to get intercepted."
    02-16-09 05:40 PM
  6. Chrisy's Avatar
    If i saw einstein i would say, "do you have some time to explain a few things to me?"

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    02-16-09 06:24 PM
  7. ps2widow's Avatar
    If I saw Barack Obama I would say, "Wow, really? Thirteen whole dollars and all for me? Now that second home is a reality, Thanks!"
    If I saw Obama, I would tell him the reason I didn't vote for him is NOT because his skin is dark, its because his soul is.

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    02-16-09 06:50 PM
  8. Username00089's Avatar
    If I saw Bill O'Reilly I'd ask "Hey Bill. When you walk into your house does it fall over to the right??"
    02-16-09 07:02 PM
  9. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    If I saw Barack Obama I would say, "Wow, really? Thirteen whole dollars and all for me? Now that second home is a reality, Thanks!"
    Good one! If I saw Obama I would tell him that "I am going to Disney Land with my 13 dollars Beeyotch!"

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    02-16-09 07:23 PM
  10. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    If I saw Hugh Laurie I would ask him for a physical or errr... To get physical. I think I am running a fever?


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    02-16-09 07:30 PM
  11. Username00089's Avatar
    If I saw Erin Burnett (lady reporter on CNBC) I'd say "Man you're fawkin hot!"
    02-17-09 01:50 PM
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    If I saw Britney Spears I'd say......nothing. She's not worth talking to.

    You could also replace Britney Spears with Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan to name a couple.


    Plus all three made really bad movies.....

    Britney - Crossroads
    Paris - One night in Paris
    Lindey Lohan - Any of her movies.
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    02-17-09 02:02 PM
  13. BlackBerryBob's Avatar
    If I saw Bernie Madeoff (spelling) my S&W would say....click, click - bang, bang.
    02-17-09 02:12 PM
  14. Mr.Asterik's Avatar
    If I saw George W. Bush; I'd tell him he's a fugazi.

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    02-17-09 02:16 PM
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    If I saw any of you I'd say,"hey nice phone."

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    02-17-09 07:06 PM
  16. roeod4's Avatar
    If I saw any agent from the IRS I would say, "Now I don't have to pay any of my taxes until I get nominated for a cabinet position, right?"
    02-17-09 07:23 PM
  17. pstereo's Avatar
    If I saw the ***** that cutme off on the Palmetto this morning, I'd slap him and say "I'm Rick James bi'sh"
    02-18-09 01:14 PM
  18. username0022's Avatar
    If I saw Kristen Stewart (Twilight), I would say to her... *drool*... I forgot what I was going to say.
    02-18-09 06:32 PM
  19. Username00089's Avatar
    If I ever saw Clint Eastwood I'd say....well I wouldn't say anything. I'd be so damn happy I'd be crying that I'm meeting Clint Eastwood.
    02-18-09 07:24 PM
  20. JBurn1's Avatar
    If I saw Glenn Beck, I would say absolutely nothing; I'd knock him the f*** out.
    02-19-09 09:24 AM
  21. kae.rae's Avatar
    if i saw ray romano, i'd urge him to consider suicide.
    02-19-09 10:48 AM
  22. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    If I saw Brett Favre I'd say thanks for the The super bowls 1-1, thanks for the 3 in a row MVPs,Thanks for the most wins by a QB, most starts in a row, Thanks for all the records, TD's, Thanks for making the game fun to watch. INT's or not.

    I guess if I saw him I say thanks Brett for everything....

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    02-20-09 12:35 AM
  23. Username00089's Avatar
    If I saw Barack Obama I'd ask "Tell me the truth. I know you wanted to laugh at your inaguration when you saw Aretha Franklin's hat right?"

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    02-20-09 12:57 AM
  24. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    If I saw the "Octuplet Mom" I would say...
    WTF were you thinking? I had 2 kids because I didn't think it was right for the rest of the U.S. To pay for me to raise them. You fly in like a tripled uterus brood mare (no disrespect intended for the horses) and have babies the way the rest of us eat pringles. Why? There has to be some kind of Nobel Peace Prize for the amount of ignorance this woman has displayed for the past 6 years. I'm just saying...

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    02-20-09 01:20 AM
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    If I saw bush I'd say" make no mistake, you made your best move in your entire
    political career when you dodged the shoes thrown at you" lmao

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    02-20-09 05:28 AM
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