If I saw the bug that bit me on the side of the face last night in my sleep, I'd say "I'm Rick James b****!!!", then I'd grab the lighter & hairspray and torch him like I was Godzilla!
If I saw most of D.C. I'd say, would you like the pitchfork in your eye, or the torch up your a**. And that goes for the dumbmasses that put you in power too.
If I saw Maury Povich I would ask him if he knew how to talk about anything besides paternity tests. If you have to test 21 men to find the father then the mom is a cheap tricked wh0re and doesn't deserve to know.
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If I saw Maury Povich I would ask him if he knew how to talk about anything besides paternity tests. If you have to test 21 men to find the father then the mom is a cheap tricked wh0re and doesn't deserve to know.
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Hmmmm.... If I saw Jim Morrison I'd say to him-would u share ur poetry u wrote with me to see.
If I saw Lady GaGa-id say we r beautiful, and dirty rich! Lol
If I saw MaDonna-id say I've been a fan of urs since u came to NYC wen u were 23 and no one new ur first song out w/the help of JellyBean!
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If I saw Nancy Grace I would ask her how many times can one freaking topic be considered "Breaking News?" Can it really be breaking news after 6 or 7 months? If that is the case, then I have some breaking news myself!
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If I saw Carlos Mencia I'd tell him how unfunny he is. And how stealing Bill Cosby's jokes isn't cool.
If I saw Carlos Mencia, I'd say to him: "The only funny thing I've seen you do is back down from Joe Rogan when he was about to kick your a** for stealing jokes!"