01-21-09 01:49 AM
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  1. crispycutz's Avatar
    If chuck Norris were a blackberry, it would be a BRICK to mortals..

    nothing 'pushes' to chuck norris, and no one has ever dared to push his buttons..
    01-20-09 09:18 AM
  2. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    It would be called the Blackberry "Braddock" and Its battery would be able to power the city of Los Angeles for 45 minutes.

    It would also have both "stun" and "kill" settings.

    Ha, nice.
    01-20-09 09:18 AM
  3. BrianW2007's Avatar
    Psh, Chuck Norris doesn't need a blackberry, He's got a blackbelt.
    Only Chuck Norris can scratch the Storms screen.
    01-20-09 09:20 AM
  4. BrianW2007's Avatar
    Ik these don't have to do w/ blackberry, but are still too funny.
    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
    Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
    01-20-09 09:23 AM
  5. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Ha, nice.
    ...and "Crackberry Kills" would be its advertising slogan. Lol
    01-20-09 11:51 AM
  6. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    There is no hypothetical that should exist about Chuck Norris and which BlackBerry he'd be. The user that said Chuck Norris can't be a BlackBerry because he supported Huckabee...is correct.

    Because of that fact; the better hypothetical to pose is; which Nokia model circa 1999 would Chuck Norris be.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-20-09 02:03 PM
  7. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Please.

    The Answer is Obvious.

    He Would Get RIM to Specially Design a Blackberry Bold "Nunchuck" Edition so that He could use it in conjunction with his Roundhouse kicks!

    LOLOL
    01-20-09 02:05 PM
  8. gdasilva16's Avatar
    he would have 4.7.0.1000 OS...
    01-20-09 02:29 PM
  9. pstereo's Avatar
    If Chuck was a black berry, it would never need to be charged. Electricity would be too afraid to escape.

    There would be no MMS issues with Sprint, as it would grab your pictures and round-kick them through any network.

    No battery or memory card could be inserted in the back of it. Any time any one would try, a flying fist of fury would come out of the shell and beat you into mush. No one sticks anything in the rear side of Chuck.

    The age old question of are we alone in the universe would finally be answered as the Chuck Norris Blackberry could communicate with people in galaxies millions of light years away.

    No limitation of network or features would exists. It would work on any network, as their respective executives fear a round-kick to the head that would end their life, if they didn't allow it.

    It never goes in standby mode, it just waits quietly to attack.

    It grows a beard around the keyboard.

    The power of the bluetooth radio alone can cause a 150 mile radius blackout in major cities and towns.

    When people would log in to crackberry.com and start saying that the iPhone is better than the NorrisBerry, it would hunt them down and give them a lobotomy with a roundkick to the forehead.
    01-20-09 04:34 PM
  10. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    If Chuck was a black berry, it would never need to be charged. Electricity would be too afraid to escape.

    There would be no MMS issues with Sprint, as it would grab your pictures and round-kick them through any network.

    No battery or memory card could be inserted in the back of it. Any time any one would try, a flying fist of fury would come out of the shell and beat you into mush. No one sticks anything in the rear side of Chuck.

    The age old question of are we alone in the universe would finally be answered as the Chuck Norris Blackberry could communicate with people in galaxies millions of light years away.

    No limitation of network or features would exists. It would work on any network, as their respective executives fear a round-kick to the head that would end their life, if they didn't allow it.

    It never goes in standby mode, it just waits quietly to attack.

    It grows a beard around the keyboard.

    The power of the bluetooth radio alone can cause a 150 mile radius blackout in major cities and towns.

    When people would log in to crackberry.com and start saying that the iPhone is better than the NorrisBerry, it would hunt them down and give them a lobotomy with a roundkick to the forehead.

    LMAO!

    I'm curious as to whether or not Mr. Norris Knows so many people joke like this about him, and whether or not he finds them funny!

    LOL
    01-20-09 04:37 PM
  11. gdasilva16's Avatar
    Lmao!!! That's sooo awesome!!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-20-09 04:38 PM
  12. pstereo's Avatar
    If chuck was a touch-screen blackberry, typing sms txt would be super easy, as it could reach inside your mind and type what you're thinking.

    The radiation from it's cellular signal could cure cancer.

    It's ring tone would be the sound of a 300mph round kick.
    01-20-09 04:44 PM
  13. jackm3's Avatar



    He knows
    01-20-09 05:24 PM
  14. dcon03's Avatar
    If Chuck Norris had a Blackberry it wouldnít need a full Qwerty keyboard it would only need 4 letters- PAIN
    01-21-09 12:21 AM
  15. CON-D's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you through your BlackBerry... even when it's turned off.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    01-21-09 01:49 AM
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