01-21-09 01:49 AM
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  1. markandwendy2005's Avatar
    What he be...... a bold, curve, or storm??

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    01-19-09 09:16 PM
  2. Tandesrn9's Avatar
    That's a tough one, I'm trying to come out with a witty chuck norris joke, it's been awhile though and I can't think of anything.
    01-19-09 09:27 PM
  3. wlorton's Avatar
    If chuck norris would be a blackberry.... hmm.... I think he would be the Bold Curved Storm........
    01-19-09 09:32 PM
  4. hurleyguy182's Avatar
    If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you!

    Chuck Norris would be a Blackberry Storm after a battery pull. Now you see me... now you don't!
    01-19-09 09:35 PM
  5. passtheflask's Avatar
    if chuck norris were a blackberry, he wouldnt have even been released yet
    01-19-09 09:35 PM
  6. hurleyguy182's Avatar
    if Chuck Norris were a blackberry, he would break through all network barriers and work on every one of them(at&t, nextel, t-mobile, alltel)
    01-19-09 09:41 PM
  7. CaraP's Avatar
    Chuck Norris wouldn't be a Blackberry; he can be any ******* color berry he chooses.


    I'm not good at this, lol
    01-19-09 09:51 PM
  8. kenny817's Avatar
    There is an extra fist in Chuck Norris' beard. Lol Family Guy

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    01-19-09 09:56 PM
  9. Tandesrn9's Avatar
    If he was a blackberry hed be the storm because we all know that he can change weather patterns using his roundhouse kick and fake punching sounds. Also chuck norris ' emails don't get pushed, they get pulled.

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    01-19-09 09:58 PM
  10. blunt420's Avatar
    if chuck norris were anything he'd be outdated
    01-19-09 10:00 PM
  11. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    Bruce Lee kicked Chuckys Blackberry

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    01-19-09 10:02 PM
  12. hurleyguy182's Avatar
    Chuck Norris doesn't need to sign a 2 year contract, his Blackberry does it for him.
    01-19-09 10:06 PM
  13. blacktoothberry's Avatar
    Chuck has an iphone
    01-19-09 10:15 PM
  14. kenny817's Avatar
    Chuck has an iphone
    Lies^

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    01-19-09 10:20 PM
  15. destro23's Avatar
    hahahahah funniest thread ever... lol
    01-19-09 10:32 PM
  16. richb0i's Avatar
    If chuck norris would be a blackberry.... hmm.... I think he would be the Bold Curved Storm........

    haha my favorite!
    01-20-09 12:36 AM
  17. victor088's Avatar
    hahahahah funniest thread ever... lol
    hahah you are right man
    hahaah so funny this threat
    01-20-09 01:11 AM
  18. FightClub's Avatar
    Chuck has an iphone
    Lol

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    01-20-09 01:56 AM
  19. TvTechGuru's Avatar
    It would be called the...

    Blackberry 9900 (Chuck Norris Edition)

    Networks: CDMA/EVDO Rev. B, 3G/GSM/HSDPA
    Features: Wi-Fi, GPS, Bluetooth 2.0, 10 MP Camera, OTA DTV Tuner, OS 5.0

    Hey, we can dream
    01-20-09 05:34 AM
  20. bearkat38's Avatar
    He wouldn't have a blackberry, he voted for Mike Huckabee!
    01-20-09 05:50 AM
  21. jackm3's Avatar
    If Chuck Norris were a Blackberry, your info wouldnt get wiped when you entered the password incorrectly 10 times... you'd get a roundhouse kick to the face.
    01-20-09 06:22 AM
  22. chaznsc's Avatar
    he caries a ChuckBerry
    01-20-09 06:50 AM
  23. thegosling's Avatar
    Chuck Norris wouldn't be just a regular blackberry , he would be a blackBELTberry!!!!
    01-20-09 06:51 AM
  24. 12MaNy's Avatar
    It would be called the Blackberry "Braddock" and Its battery would be able to power the city of Los Angeles for 45 minutes.

    It would also have both "stun" and "kill" settings.
    01-20-09 08:12 AM
  25. john45acp's Avatar
    if Chuck Norris were a blackberry, he would break through all network barriers and work on every one of them(at&t, nextel, t-mobile, alltel)
    The networks would work for him

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    01-20-09 09:09 AM
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