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01-21-09 01:49 AM

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markandwendy2005

What he be...... a bold, curve, or storm??

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01-19-09 09:16 PM

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Tandesrn9

That's a tough one, I'm trying to come out with a witty chuck norris joke, it's been awhile though and I can't think of anything.

01-19-09 09:27 PM

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wlorton

If chuck norris would be a blackberry.... hmm.... I think he would be the Bold Curved Storm........

01-19-09 09:32 PM

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hurleyguy182

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you!

Chuck Norris would be a Blackberry Storm after a battery pull. Now you see me... now you don't!

01-19-09 09:35 PM

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passtheflask

if chuck norris were a blackberry, he wouldnt have even been released yet

01-19-09 09:35 PM

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hurleyguy182

if Chuck Norris were a blackberry, he would break through all network barriers and work on every one of them(at&t, nextel, t-mobile, alltel)

01-19-09 09:41 PM

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CaraP

Chuck Norris wouldn't be a Blackberry; he can be any ******* color berry he chooses.

I'm not good at this, lol

01-19-09 09:51 PM

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kenny817

There is an extra fist in Chuck Norris' beard. Lol Family Guy

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01-19-09 09:56 PM

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Tandesrn9

If he was a blackberry hed be the storm because we all know that he can change weather patterns using his roundhouse kick and fake punching sounds. Also chuck norris ' emails don't get pushed, they get pulled.

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01-19-09 09:58 PM

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blunt420

if chuck norris were anything he'd be outdated

01-19-09 10:00 PM

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coachcurtisbusse

Bruce Lee kicked Chuckys Blackberry

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01-19-09 10:02 PM

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hurleyguy182

Chuck Norris doesn't need to sign a 2 year contract, his Blackberry does it for him.

01-19-09 10:06 PM

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blacktoothberry

Chuck has an iphone

01-19-09 10:15 PM

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kenny817

Originally Posted by blacktoothberry

Chuck has an iphone

Lies^

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01-19-09 10:20 PM

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destro23

hahahahah funniest thread ever... lol

01-19-09 10:32 PM

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richb0i

Originally Posted by wlorton

If chuck norris would be a blackberry.... hmm.... I think he would be the Bold Curved Storm........

haha my favorite!

01-20-09 12:36 AM

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victor088

Originally Posted by destro23

hahahahah funniest thread ever... lol

hahah you are right man
hahaah so funny this threat

01-20-09 01:11 AM

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FightClub

Originally Posted by blacktoothberry

Chuck has an iphone

Lol

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01-20-09 01:56 AM

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TvTechGuru

It would be called the...

Blackberry 9900 (Chuck Norris Edition)

Networks: CDMA/EVDO Rev. B, 3G/GSM/HSDPA
Features: Wi-Fi, GPS, Bluetooth 2.0, 10 MP Camera, OTA DTV Tuner, OS 5.0

Hey, we can dream

01-20-09 05:34 AM

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bearkat38

He wouldn't have a blackberry, he voted for Mike Huckabee!

01-20-09 05:50 AM

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jackm3

If Chuck Norris were a Blackberry, your info wouldnt get wiped when you entered the password incorrectly 10 times... you'd get a roundhouse kick to the face.

01-20-09 06:22 AM

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chaznsc

he caries a ChuckBerry

01-20-09 06:50 AM

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thegosling

Chuck Norris wouldn't be just a regular blackberry , he would be a blackBELTberry!!!!

01-20-09 06:51 AM

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12MaNy

It would be called the Blackberry "Braddock" and Its battery would be able to power the city of Los Angeles for 45 minutes.

It would also have both "stun" and "kill" settings.

01-20-09 08:12 AM

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john45acp

Originally Posted by hurleyguy182

if Chuck Norris were a blackberry, he would break through all network barriers and work on every one of them(at&t, nextel, t-mobile, alltel)

The networks would work for him

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01-20-09 09:09 AM

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