I just walked into the aftermath of a battle of epic proportions that my co-worker had with a bathroom stall...almost causing a nosebleed just by the sheer stench.
I went in to the bathroom to simply wash my hands before lunch; as I walk out...I see my boss walking in. My God; he surely thinks it was me who burned his nostril hairs.
I scurried away red-faced even though I wasnt the culprit behind the paint on the walls peeling off.