You're ok, unless you set a place for her at the dinner table, and argue with her about how that new case makes her backside look fat, which means you sleep on the couch when she kicks you out of the bed. If she goes home to mother when you really tick her off, your goose is cooked!
Now if she starts getting the kids on her side after the divorce, you're toast! And you thought early termination fees were bad, try Berry Support and Berrymony
So unless all of this has happened, you are not a freak. Unless of course she's preggers, then you are SO A FREAK!
It's bad enough I have been sleeping with my BB for the past month, now I went ahead and gave her a name (Mollie). I figured if Im sleeping with her I should at least know her name right?? Hahaha!
