I LOVE THAT A TRADER JOES IS OPENING IN MY CITY!!!!! yes, Im shouting, Im THAT excited. Soon the days of driving 500 miles round trip to plan a weekend getaway around a TJs will be over.
I love Trader Joe's....especially their hotsauce selection.
and their coffees, and Everything bagels, and simmer sauces and frozen margharita pizzas and mango-pineapple-orange juice, 3 buck chuck, the list goes on.....
and their coffees, and Everything bagels, and simmer sauces and frozen margharita pizzas and mango-pineapple-orange juice, 3 buck chuck, the list goes on.....
boy howdy I am so excited
They have a gnarly cheese and deli meat selection too. *gets dressed and drives like a maniac to TJ's with credit card in teeth*
Lololololololol. I love this typo. Who are you meeting there? Is he hot?
Hahahahah.
If its the same guy I saw......standing near the sample station, wearing nothing but some cargo shorts with a strawberry frozen fruit bar in his waistband and squeezing the bagels for freshness.....then yeah. very hot
If its the same guy I saw......standing near the sample station, wearing nothing but some cargo shorts with a strawberry frozen fruit bar in his waistband and squeezing the bagels for freshness.....then yeah. very hot
Damn...that was you who was sweating and staring at me from behind the banana rack?
...and that wasn't a strawberry frozen juice bar in my waistband.
Damn...that was you who was sweating and staring at me from behind the banana rack?
...and that wasn't a strawberry frozen juice bar in my waistband.
shucks! was I that obvious? I realize the banana rack didnt offer me much cover, but I truly thought staring at you through 2 Everything Bagels as peeping goggles made me unrecognizable. Hmmm.
So if that wasnt a frozen fruit bar, then what was that stuff running down.......nevermind....
shucks! was I that obvious? I realize the banana rack didnt offer me much cover, but I truly thought staring at you through 2 Everything Bagels as peeping goggles made me unrecognizable. Hmmm.
So if that wasnt a frozen fruit bar, then what was that stuff running down.......nevermind....
I love Trader Joes stalking.
I wouldn't have recognized you if not for one tiny detail....you were still chewing on your pen.
...and that stuff running down was puss. I went to the Doc and got a shot in the arse this morning though and now everything's......way less runny.