I know exactly what Nick would do with it. It involves a two week supply of roofies (for personal use), a gagball, a one gallon tub of peanut butter, jumper cables and a car battery.
I hate really stupid questions. Yes, they exist. "So, how do you cross-multiply?" Me: "HELLO! HE JUST SHOWED US. Take better notes instead of texting and maybe you will actually learn something in college."
I hate a cocky BB user you can't be cocky you have a Blackberry, leave that job to us iPhone users who think were amazing because we have over 110 gazillion apps