1. Username00089's Avatar
    I hate people with too much lard.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-19-09 08:29 AM
  2. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I hate that the new couple who moved in the neighborhood claim that their from Ethiopia, but they both drive BMW's and live in an $800,000 house. WTF?!
    10-19-09 10:56 AM
  3. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Maybe they're royalty?
    10-19-09 12:35 PM
  4. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    Or extremely effective on craigslist...
    10-19-09 12:37 PM
  5. username0022's Avatar
    I hate that the new couple who moved in the neighborhood claim that their from Ethiopia, but they both drive BMW's and live in an $800,000 house. WTF?!
    News flash... Not everyone from Ethiopia is starving. Perhaps they wanted to get a feel for American life and decided to slum it in your neighborhood.

    I hate elitists.
    10-19-09 12:47 PM
  6. HURRRR's Avatar
    I hate waking up in the morning
    10-19-09 01:49 PM
  7. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I hate waking up in the morning
    Are you saying you arent a morning person? Or is this a much more serious statement?

    I am NOT a morning person
    10-19-09 01:51 PM
  8. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I hate waking up too, worst part of the day.

    Because then I have to go to work and I hate my job.

    I hate being busy at work.

    I hate all the stupid people I have to talk to on a regular basis.

    I love cold weather but I hate I can't enjoy it because I'm come to work and the heat is set to like 1,000 degrees. My sinuses dry out and I have to talk on the phone all day. By the time I leave work, I feel terrible.

    I hate my job. I know I said it twice. I will say it again in the future.
    10-19-09 02:20 PM
  9. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    ALSO, I hate the only way I can cool off at work is with a fan which also makes my sinuses dry out even more and makes me feel worse.

    I can go on and on and on but I'll stop here.
    10-19-09 02:24 PM
  10. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    ALSO, I hate the only way I can cool off at work is with a fan which also makes my sinuses dry out even more and makes me feel worse.

    I can go on and on and on but I'll stop here.
    But do you like your job? *runs away fast*
    10-19-09 02:26 PM
  11. username0022's Avatar
    But do you like your job? *runs away fast*
    Better watch out or you'll get something you deserve.
    10-19-09 02:29 PM
  12. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Better watch out or you'll get something you deserve.
    a footlong mexican sub with extra bacons!?! Oh Noes! yeah, I totally deserve it. twice.
    10-19-09 02:34 PM
  13. username0022's Avatar
    a footlong mexican sub with extra bacons!?! Oh Noes! yeah, I totally deserve it. twice.
    Haha! Awesome visual, there...
    10-19-09 02:38 PM
  14. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    a footlong mexican sub with extra bacons!?! Oh Noes! yeah, I totally deserve it. twice.
    Foot long? Let's be realistic here Jen...

    I bet it's not even a 6 inch.
    10-19-09 02:42 PM
  15. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Foot long? Let's be realistic here Jen...

    I bet it's not even a 6 inch.
    Its not the size of the sandwich Robo.....its the quality of the ingredients....
    10-19-09 02:45 PM
  16. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Hahahaha!

    Chorizo.
    Last edited by RobotnumberOne; 10-19-09 at 02:51 PM. Reason: spllellinnggsomgbbwq
    10-19-09 02:46 PM
  17. username0022's Avatar
    Its not the size of the sandwich Robo.....its the quality of the ingredients....
    Eh, size and quality are sub par. But what the sandwich lacks in quality, makes up for in enthusiasm.
    10-19-09 02:48 PM
  18. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Eh, size and quality are sub par. But what the sandwich lacks in quality, makes up for in enthusiasm.
    I appreciates an enthusiastic sammich
    10-19-09 02:49 PM
  19. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I always liked using code words.

    My friends and I used to "go bowling" when we were going to go smoke some... stuff. Anyway, then we would always come home and brag about how we all "bowled strikes" and "rolled a 300" or "perfect game."

    Sandwich is a good code word.

    So I guess the counterpart is a toaster oven?
    10-19-09 02:54 PM
  20. username0022's Avatar
    I always liked using code words.

    My friends and I used to "go bowling" when we were going to go smoke some... stuff. Anyway, then we would always come home and brag about how we all "bowled strikes" and "rolled a 300" or "perfect game."

    Sandwich is a good code word.

    So I guess the counterpart is a toaster oven?
    No, it's b-u-t-t.
    10-19-09 02:56 PM
  21. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    My codeword for 'lovely relations" is fondue

    or 'balancing the checkbook'
    10-19-09 02:57 PM
  22. username0022's Avatar
    My codeword for 'lovely relations" is fondue

    or 'balancing the checkbook'
    What exactly is the difference between 'lovely relations' and just 'relations'? Does it include cuddle time? If so, how long? Fondue is a little messy (as is the checkbook), so I'd be guessing 'lovely relations' is down and dirty.
    10-19-09 03:02 PM
  23. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    What exactly is the difference between 'lovely relations' and just 'relations'? Does it include cuddle time? If so, how long?
    one involves spooning (37 min minimum), the other involves an involuntary sandwich
    10-19-09 03:03 PM
  24. username0022's Avatar
    one involves spooning (37 min minimum), the other involves an involuntary sandwich
    I'll take mine without the cold cuts...
    10-19-09 03:04 PM
  25. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    You know, when you read the posts in the right order, they make more sense...

    I'm TOTALLY dressed wrong for Jen's party in Iowa that was cancelled for her buying a Culvers then put back on.....

    ...*leaves everything behind except Speedo*...

    OK, OK, I lied... I saw my reflection, threw up in my shoes, smashed the mirror, and re-packed my thick winter clothes...
    10-20-09 08:55 AM
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