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  1. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    WOW
    Nooooooooooo!!! I mean as in I am scared FOR him. Clenched in fear. Not as in my **** cheeks are longing for his gentile man touch
    05-10-10 05:19 PM
  2. Radius's Avatar
    Nooooooooooo!!! I mean as in I am scared FOR him. Clenched in fear. Not as in my **** cheeks are longing for his gentile man touch
    There's nothing gentle about what's being proposed here. Just a sharp stabbing motion followed by a tearing sound and a bit of sobbing afterwards.
    05-10-10 05:21 PM
  3. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Okay I'm done being a weirdo for tonight!

    I like F29 and don't want any bad blood over "to lube or not to lube".



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    05-10-10 05:22 PM
  4. Radius's Avatar
    It's really weird, but this conversation is making me think of the tires on a jumbo jet hitting the runway during landing. Why is that?
    05-10-10 05:22 PM
  5. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    /shrugs neither F29 or I are the type to bottom anyway so the honeymoon ends here! LoL

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    05-10-10 05:23 PM
  6. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Okay I'm done being a weirdo for tonight!

    I like F29 and don't want any bad blood over "to lube or not to lube".



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    It'd be bloody, fo sho.
    05-10-10 05:23 PM
  7. Username00089's Avatar
    Okay I'm done being a weirdo for tonight!

    I like F29 and don't want any bad blood over "to lube or not to lube".



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    Don't worry mang. Jokes all in good fun
    05-10-10 05:25 PM
  8. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    On that note, it's shower, gym, tan time

    wish me luck!

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    05-10-10 05:27 PM
  9. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    It's really weird, but this conversation is making me think of the tires on a jumbo jet hitting the runway during landing. Why is that?
    I think thats the sound all the manginas make

    (Im kidding you guys)
    05-10-10 05:27 PM
  10. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Do Manginas make tire streaks when they hit the runway?

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    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 05-10-10 at 05:32 PM.
    05-10-10 05:28 PM
  11. Radius's Avatar
    I think thats the sound all the manginas make

    (Im kidding you guys)
    Depends how fast you hit the tarmac without lube.
    05-10-10 05:29 PM
  12. Radius's Avatar
    I just learned a valuable lesson. When someone asks how the crackers that you are eating taste, make sure your boss is out of earshot when you answer "it tastes like 8 guys standing in a circle". Tends to make them unhappy.
    05-10-10 05:37 PM
  13. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I have never played that game, but would love to referee it.
    05-10-10 05:38 PM
  14. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    this thread was as bizarrely/curiously stimulating as electrostatic safety tips
    05-10-10 05:38 PM
  15. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Leave it to the patron deity of OT
    05-10-10 05:41 PM
  16. Radius's Avatar
    Let's add randomness.

    How to break up painlessly:

    When arguing, suddenly yell out "You're only hot because your parents are related".

    When in the throes of passion say "You smell almost as good as my mom".

    Do the pee dance, and never stop.
    05-10-10 06:01 PM
  17. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Its not fun being told that. Trust me. My parents met at a family reunion. True story

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    05-10-10 06:14 PM
  18. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Let's add randomness.

    How to break up painlessly:

    When arguing, suddenly yell out "You're only hot because your parents are related".

    When in the throes of passion say "You smell almost as good as my mom".

    Do the pee dance, and never stop.
    Never worked for me...

    Break ups are never painless.

    They always involve stalking, and email hax.

    No lie.
    05-10-10 06:29 PM
  19. Radius's Avatar
    Its not fun being told that. Trust me. My parents met at a family reunion. True story

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    Ah yes, one of those things you would like to remain out of sight and mind.
    05-10-10 06:30 PM
  20. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Offering to wax someones back, can hurt feelings too.

    Better yet, to keep this on topic-

    Offering to wax someones back, during breakfast. Can hurt someones feelings too.
    05-10-10 06:32 PM
  21. Blkbear's Avatar
    I hate breakfast.

    With a passion.

    WTF consists of a healthy breakfast?

    A glass of milk, WITH a glass of orange juice, WITH sugary cereal, WITH eggos butter AND syrup, WITH toast.
    Breakfast is really just the first meal you eat that day. As far as healthy, that's going to vary from person to person.

    Breakfast for me ranges from steel cut oats, to steak salads. And the time I eat my first meal will vary as well, most often between 9am to 1pm, just depends on when I get up that morning and what I have to get done before I eat.

    Sometimes breakfast is a fruit smootie on the way to do laps or the gym.

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    05-11-10 10:56 PM
  22. thinkamp's Avatar
    I love breakfast!!

    It's time for some special K cereal and I will pretend I have a pound of bacon to go along with it.


    Bacon is my all time favorite breakfast food, h3ll it's my all time favorite food. you can never go wrong with bacon. all though it doesn't taste as good when it comes back up.
    05-12-10 07:12 AM
  23. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I disagree. Bacon burps taste just as good.
    05-12-10 08:14 AM
  24. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I hate pig.

    And it hates me.

    So do jews.

    Go figure.
    05-12-10 09:36 AM
  25. 96accord's Avatar
    Bagels are good!
    05-18-10 02:18 PM
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