[ShiPanda]

Yeah right hahahhaa.

[the_sandman_454]

I guess you're right...

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[ShiPanda]

I'm always right.

[the_sandman_454]

I disagree, and I've got evidence to prove it...

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[ramalam]

What's the evidence?

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[LazyStarGazer]

I disagree, and I've got evidence to prove it...

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*Sandman reaches into his shirt pocket and produces a very old and tattered note from his mom that says he is normal and wonderful*

[ramalam]

Lol aww well I have obtained a copy of a doctor's note that says that he is 'special' and to not say the word 'orange' around him or he will become violent.

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[the_sandman_454]

*runs around upon hearing the word "orange" yelling "Boogy!", making scary faces and clubbing baby seals...

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[ramalam]

*shakes head* and I told the doctors that he wasn't ready for the real world. But noooo, no one listens to the llama.

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[LazyStarGazer]

*Finds the 2nd page of said note, which says that the only way to calm him down is to start singing the theme song from 'All In The Family'*

"Boy the way Glenn Miillerrrr played.
Songs that made the hit pa-rade.
Guys like us we, had it made.
Those were the days.

*screeching Edith voice*

And ya knew who you were then!
Girls were girls and men were men.
*Duet*
Mister we could use a man like,
Herbert Hughs(?) about then.

Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee-our-old-La-Salle, ran, great.
THOSE WERE THE DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYSS!

Shhhh. Sandman has curled himself up into the fetal position, sucking his thumb, a contented, peaceful smile on his face while he sleeps.

Whatever you do, DO NOT say the word orange around...

Oh ****.

[ramalam]

*dives behind the giant stuffed gorilla for protection as Sandman starts banging his head on everything*

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[the_sandman_454]

*grabs an electric guitar and starts playing a thrash metal tune while banging his head on everything, smashing the guitar into the amp and then the ground when done with the song...*

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[LazyStarGazer]

Is it a thrash metal ballad? About a Llama?

[ramalam]

Hi star. Orange you glad to see me? *laughs at my lame joke*

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[LazyStarGazer]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
Banana.
BANANA WHO!

Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

*My 4 year old loves that joke*

[ramalam]

*waits for sandman to explode*
I LOVE that joke. And
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive YOU!

I am so easily entertained(orange).

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[the_sandman_454]

*jumps behind the drums and goes bezerk like Animal from the muppets...*

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[LazyStarGazer]

[the_sandman_454]

What's new tonight? I just wanted to let you guys know I'm over the "orange" thing.

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[LazyStarGazer]

So we can come out of the bomb shelter now?

[the_sandman_454]

I'm not sure why you would want to be in a building where they're sheltering lots of bombs anyway, unless you're looking to adopt one for some reason?

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[ramalam]

Everyones needs love Sandman. Even bombs and llamas.

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[LazyStarGazer]

I like things that go BOOM!!!

[ramalam]

*plants a bomb in the ground along with a coupe of cherry stems*

Guess what I'm trying to grow.

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[LazyStarGazer]

*plants a bomb in the ground along with a coupe of cherry stems*

Guess what I'm trying to grow.

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Cherry flavored stem cell explosives?