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So you pointed out what's been going on here for quite some time. Now my question is, what are you going to do about it? Since you're dealing with the inevitable. You cannot allow yourself to get upset with anything you read here, or anywhere else on the internet. I've been around awhile and seen/done a lot here. This is the internet and anything goes, you must take the bad with the good...Don't put words in my mouth lol
that was the purpose of the thread that inspired this thread. This thread is to point out the violence inherent in the system.01-18-11 06:19 PM -
I don't have alot of issue with your satiracal post as you put it but one thing joke or not that I wish you would change is one of your asterisk point about **Drink and drive safely... Satiracal or now how about taking that out and replacing it with **Don't test and drive.(That's it short and sweet and a slight change) After all you are in law school right?
Thank you for making the change because after you think about it I know you will.
PS Yes I saw the other ** underneath the one I refer to about drinking so I should say to remove them both. It has nothing to do with anything but texting and driving is more in line of this.Last edited by Jaguarr40; 01-18-11 at 07:09 PM.
01-18-11 07:06 PM - LMAO, "Don't Post In The Android Section .....Nobody Reads It." I'm Just Gonna Be Blunt.....You Sound Lika A Spoonfed Toolbag. This Community Is Based On Tech. Wether It Be BB, Android, Mac, Pc,Etc.....For those who have not yet noticed, the New Crackberry has several ranking features, which (perhaps unintentionally) allow for all kinds of new competitive play.
The 4 topics are
1. Hottest Thread
2. Most Viewed Thread
3. Most posted
4. Most thanked
Now the last two are easy positions to nab, although you may have a difficult time unseating some of our more post happy members. The first two are more difficult. Here's very simple instructions on how to obtain the coveted position of "Hottest Thread." Kids, don't try this at home.
Step 1: Open up the General Discussion thread. This is the best place to post for reasons which will be shown later. Do NOT post in the Android section, no one actually reads anything in that section.
Step 2: Make you title something that will attract people to it; this is done by appealing to people's deep seated drives and irrational emotions. Because CrackBerry is family friendly, you can't use words like ***, ****, ********, or ballsuckers. You can use words like ****, ****, or *****, but that's generally discouraged.
As of now, the best topic to attract numerous posters is something asserting the superiority of BlackBerry over Android (makes sense - after all, this IS an Android site, right?). An example of this can be found in the recent Hottest Thread, http://forums.crackberry.com/f2/why-...-don-t-576518/. As can be seen in the following photo, this will quickly rise to the top as all our beloved Android Fanbois flock to the post to insult it.
Step 3: There is no step three, you're done! Optionally make some sort of asinine observation, but this really is not necessary. An example would be something like this:
So there you go everyone, and good luck on starting the Hottest Threads on CrackBerry!
*this post is entirely satirical, any advice given is entirely asinine and noting more than a commentary on the sad state which crackberry.com has fallen into; please do not follow these instructions, as the unbridled wraith of countless andoids will undoubtedly be rained down upon you; the author is in no way responsible for any loss to life, health or property which occurs as a result of aforementioned android rain.
**no animals were harmed in the making of this thread, although several thousand baby seals were clubbed in the planning process.
***please drink and drive responsibly.
****don't actually drink and drive, even in a responsible manner.
*****On a more serious note, there are many members of CrackBerry who I greatly respect who use android. The slight acridity of this post is not directed at those people.
Obviously Crackberry Sees The Need For Multiple Sections That Cater To The World. Not Just One OS. You Sound Like A Fool. You Are Completley Defeating The Purpose Of This Board. You Are Regressing. And You Are Probably Looking For That Kind Of Reaction, Like You Are Smart Er' Somethin'.Your Post Is Completly Worthless. And Personally, I Am Embassed For Crackberry.......Due To Your Foolishness. You Look Like You Have Never Got Your Hands Dirty......Therefore Your Post Is Not Valid In Blue Collar "EARTH"
And Your Lil "Disclaimer".......Is Even More Childish......Get A Job Man. I'm Tired Of Putting You Through School.
Have A Nice Lil' Spoonfed Life Johnny Cochran.....
P.S.
Justin Bieber Called.......He Wants His Hair Back =8-)
Friggin' Deuch01-18-11 07:27 PM - Lol wow Ether, you'd think I made fun of your mom or something.
Actually, I worked my entire undergrad career. My grandpa worked maintenance at a mall until his stroke last year, and me and my dad are the only peeps in our family to go to college. Even with working, I wouldn't have been able to go to college without the academic scholarship I got.
As far as doing something, I have no intention of actually doing anything. I made this thread because I thought it was funny, if you disagree I don't mind you saying so
Lastly, "free speech" can be legally limited by individuals and corporations. The US constitution (which probably doesn't have ANY bearing on CrackBerry anyway, Canada right?) isn't applicable to anything except government, and only the federal government until the 14th amendment.
Love you all - this thread is for your enjoyment, so enjoy it. If not, well that's your choice and I could care less
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-18-11 07:48 PM - +1. 10 charLol wow Ether, you'd think I made fun of your mom or something.
Actually, I worked my entire undergrad career. My grandpa worked maintenance at a mall until his stroke last year, and me and my dad are the only peeps in our family to go to college. Even with working, I wouldn't have been able to go to college without the academic scholarship I got.
As far as doing something, I have no intention of actually doing anything. I made this thread because I thought it was funny, if you disagree I don't mind you saying so
Lastly, "free speech" can be legally limited by individuals and corporations. The US constitution (which probably doesn't have ANY bearing on CrackBerry anyway, Canada right?) isn't applicable to anything except government, and only the federal government until the 14th amendment.
Love you all - this thread is for your enjoyment, so enjoy it. If not, well that's your choice and I could care less
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-18-11 07:57 PM
