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  1. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    Inspired by the office and a yearning for making the time on the clock move by faster on this mundane Monday. Here's a thread devoted to posting any TRUE, INNOCENT, GENUINE, UN-FABRICATED and SINCERE comments that have brought a chuckle to you from other members that are un-beknowing of how truly funny some of their comments were.

    So paste a snippet of text you've seen on the boards that are worthy of a "that's what she said" footnote; or any other innocence that could be taken out of context...and give credit to the shakespeare'an who wrote it :-)

    That leads me to believe that you might be more qualified for other positions than you think.
    ... that's what she said.

    exelant, hope you don't mind...just had to use a textbook example from a guy with textbook knowledge of things. :-)
    Last edited by Hi-Definition; 09-08-08 at 02:37 PM.
    09-08-08 02:15 PM
  2. BB7290grl74's Avatar
    My son uses that constantly! Lol, a couple of weeks ago I commented on the new "eco" car by saying "that's too small for Me". That's what she said was his response.

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    09-08-08 03:31 PM
  3. exelant's Avatar
    Trust me Def, when I write something funny, I meant to do it


    (I know, I know, when using "trust me" in a sentence, one implys he or she cannot be trusted in other sentences )


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    09-08-08 04:00 PM
  4. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    Trust me Def, when I write something funny, I meant to do it


    (I know, I know, when using "trust me" in a sentence, one implys he or she cannot be trusted in other sentences )


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    Haha. To be technical, "trust me" is ok...but saying "honestly" and/or "to be honest"...is not ;-).

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    09-08-08 04:14 PM
  5. exelant's Avatar
    Ha ha, I was extrapolating,

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    09-08-08 04:28 PM
  6. cate's Avatar
    Haha. To be technical, "trust me" is ok...but saying "honestly" and/or "to be honest"...is not ;-).
    That's what she said!

    Oh man, did I just ruin your thread?

    That's what she said!
    09-08-08 09:09 PM
  7. exelant's Avatar
    Cate!!!

    BTW Cate, for Sunday dinner we had pulled pork with a homemade Jamaican BBQ sauce served with kaiser buns. The pork was actually three roasts slow cooked in a crock pot for about 14 hours. You could cut it with a fork. Mmmm! We also had those green beans cooked with bacon until they were falling apart. It's a miracle I don't weigh 300 pounds.

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    Last edited by exelant; 09-08-08 at 11:16 PM.
    09-08-08 11:14 PM
  8. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    : Mmmm!
    ...That's what she said.

    :-)

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    09-08-08 11:46 PM
  9. cate's Avatar
    Cate!!!

    BTW Cate, for Sunday dinner we had pulled pork with a homemade Jamaican BBQ sauce served with kaiser buns. The pork was actually three roasts slow cooked in a crock pot for about 14 hours. You could cut it with a fork. Mmmm! We also had those green beans cooked with bacon until they were falling apart. It's a miracle I don't weigh 300 pounds.

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    That sounds so good. I wish I was invited!
    09-08-08 11:59 PM
  10. exelant's Avatar
    There is always a plate set for Cate!

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    09-09-08 12:55 AM
  11. bmcclure937's Avatar
    Exelant... you made my mouth water so much for that meat

    (And, yes, this was intended for a "that's what she said"... so have at it!! )

    But for real... bbq pork from a crock pot rocks

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    09-09-08 01:07 AM
  12. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    Exelant... you made my mouth water so much for that meat

    (And, yes, this was intended for a "that's what she said"... so have at it!! )
    Haha. It's gotta be an honest, un-rehearsed,
    un-intended "that's what she said moment".

    But for real... bbq pork from a crock pot rocks
    Rocks? It just rocks? Nah; it [dudeinwheelchairfromfamilyguy]RAwckS![/dudeinwheelchairfromfamilyguy]

    I

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    09-09-08 04:27 AM
  13. 12MaNy's Avatar
    my jaw is still on the floor after seeing that
    ......That's what she said!
    09-09-08 11:45 AM
  14. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    oooh

    i wanna see!!!
    ...that's what she said.
    09-09-08 10:50 PM
  15. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Sounds like it may be better for you to lose some of those add ons eh? lol
    ......that's what HE said!
    09-10-08 10:02 AM
  16. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    DDDDD
    That's what she had after she left the plastic surgeon; w/ a side of back pain.
    09-10-08 12:38 PM
  17. 12MaNy's Avatar
    That's what she had after she left the plastic surgeon; w/ a side of back pain.
    Lmao!!! Now that's what I'm talking about!
    09-10-08 03:37 PM
  18. muse126's Avatar
    Cate!!!

    BTW Cate, for Sunday dinner we had pulled pork with a homemade Jamaican BBQ sauce served with kaiser buns. The pork was actually three roasts slow cooked in a crock pot for about 14 hours. You could cut it with a fork. Mmmm! We also had those green beans cooked with bacon until they were falling apart. It's a miracle I don't weigh 300 pounds.

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    Good god, the breakfast thread made me hungry... this just had me salivating.

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    09-11-08 01:26 AM
  19. cate's Avatar
    this just had me salivating.
    that's what she said!
    09-11-08 01:43 AM
  20. wnm's Avatar
    Cr@p, I missed that one. Wait, that's what she said
    09-11-08 09:37 AM
  21. Rjsumthin's Avatar
    At the risk of breaking the rules, i'm gonna have to cut some of the words out... is that doable?

    Original

    At the risk of pi*sing some off, fruit in beer is against man rules (unless you're a Belgian monk) -- not to mention it's just wrong. I'm sorry, I didn't make up the rules -- I just follow them.

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    Make it

    I'm sorry, I didn't make up the rules -- I just follow them.

    That's what she said!
    09-11-08 10:54 AM
  22. w00dy65's Avatar
    Exelant... you made my mouth water so much for that meat
    Hey I didn't say it...she did!!

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    09-13-08 10:40 PM
  23. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    And I'll eat that all day long! Lol
    ...that's what she said.
    09-15-08 02:59 PM
  24. EyEz4JB's Avatar
    lol, thought that was a bra hanging off the deer to the right at first.

    kos
    .....that's what she said.
    09-15-08 03:05 PM
  25. 12MaNy's Avatar
    ....I'd have to say Snatch is my #1.....
    That's what she said......
    09-15-08 04:35 PM
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