[Cynycl]

More target practice. Dis ott to beeze just like havin human clay pigeons.

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PULL

[Carl Estes]

pull!!!!

[Cynycl]

To learns da langwage, youse has to imurses youselfs insides to learnz it, and dens we discusses da 'portant finks in lifes:

a. Bokkles.
3. Passyporty thingies.
7. Da Bristol museum.
d. Obola
18. foil hatz
1. Chromeycasties
n. Praybook doorstops.
z. Horange personbodies.
31. Lepergnomes
h. Andy Roids.
And last but not da leastus:
z. PLOPPERS!

Yooze furgits bout:

c- pupcurn
9- putted plant season
*- bulls
>- whistles
x- breastesies
%- askcalades
)- cow puckies
=- lotz of udder fastinating fings

[Carl Estes]

Oppsies.........

[dphjeff]

Well ya see duckie, sinces yoose no wanna Andy Roids yooze options is limoted sea eh? Yooze may as vell waddles down to Sprint see and givez dem yur first born for dat pissport sea eh?

I would actually buy one and give it a try if it worked on Sprints network. I do have two devices on ATT, one being a window phone that the user hates. But there ain't no why in hill he is going to get a passport and I'm not moving my line to ATT. So I'm guessing I will continue use the Q10.

[Carl Estes]

Youse can always get and unlock the passyportie thingy for Sprintz......
Full ticket tho......

[sad_old_man]

Smeagol?

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Its 'smeagal' actually?

[sad_old_man]

See what happens when you let a Sad_Old_Man and a mangy cat run lose, total turmoil.

Dus that makes yous enjin runs butter that types of hoil eh?

[sad_old_man]

It's just another banter back and forth thread. Nothing serious.

I is takin its I wasn't not will be gettin any elp frum yous then choosin my news fone thingy eh?

[sad_old_man]

Okays boyz I is makin up made my desishun see an as soon as I is gettin off this boat I is..............erm well I is off the boat lots of times a day but I is bissy delivererin parsells see but anyways soon as I is off this boat an not delivererin parsells I is gettin mees news fone thingy see?

Too hall the mokkelly krew..........fank yous for angin in their wiv mees in my moments of needynesses eh?

Too hall the gurus an jeaniuses..........fank yous for all yous negative responsys an futyle temps at bein members of human rase?

Fanks too hall an I leafes it up too the hindividuals too deside witch won plys too yous?

[dphjeff]

Youse can always get and unlock the passyportie thingy for Sprintz......
Full ticket tho......

It will not work on the Sprint network!
I guess I could purchase on to look at?

[sad_old_man]

It will not work on the Sprint network!
I guess I could purchase on to look at?

Yous is rite on the hedge of lossin yous oak leeves yous is duck!!!!!!

[dphjeff]

Yous is rite on the hedge of lossin yous oak leeves yous is duck!!!!!!

Ok I will quit telling the truffs.

[dphjeff]

Hey every personbodies I just purchased a Passport from shop BlackBerry for $199.00 that works on the sprint network. Kant wait to receib it. The wait is killing me or maybe duck season tomorrow don't know whitch.

[sad_old_man]

Ok I will quit telling the truffs.

Hows long has yous is had this desired too bekum an horange eh? Yous is a dar orse yous is........erm yous is a dark duck yous...........erm...........erm.........never mind yous nose wot I meens?

[Cynycl]

Hey every personbodies I just purchased a Passport from shop BlackBerry for $199.00 that works on the sprint network. Kant wait to receib it. The wait is killing me or maybe duck season tomorrow don't know whitch.

Dunt furgits da border monkies hasto bringz it home for a fewd daies and play wif it on da chitter at ome, fores dey sendz it too youze. Yooze shud getz it fore da bunnies hidze da eggs.

[sad_old_man]

Dunt furgits da border monkies hasto bringz it home for a fewd daies and play wif it on da chitter at ome, fores dey sendz it too youze. Yooze shud getz it fore da bunnies hidze da eggs.

Heggs is for woopsys see?

[Cynycl]

Heggs is for woopsys see?

da duckies haza heggs

[sad_old_man]

da duckies haza heggs

Hush yous mowfs see kid? Commander Duck USN is a boy duck see?.........erm.........myes hees a boy............erm I fink?

[sad_old_man]

Hay duck tells them yous a boy!................plees..............pritty plees...........

[dphjeff]

Hows long has yous is had this desired too bekum an horange eh? Yous is a dar orse yous is........erm yous is a dark duck yous...........erm...........erm.........never mind yous nose wot I meens?

Get me a dish rag! Elp me the the orange off my face! Elp, elp

[sad_old_man]

Get me a dish rag! Elp me the the orange off my face! Elp, elp

Shurone fault see?

[dphjeff]

Shurone fault see?

Eyes knows. Eyes tupid merrons.

[Cynycl]

Eyes knows. Eyes tupid merrons.

Qitz trying to take my titles. Yooze juts a silliez
Red necked water foul who dunna nose any bitters. Torsten atold yous dat yur frustraychens was gunna ended soonz and yud balief himd.

Dey tills youse dat gooilies is bad fur yuse and dat it give yooze da obolas.

Snot yur faultz

[dphjeff]

Qitz trying to take my titles. Yooze juts a silliez
Red necked water foul who dunna nose any bitters. Torsten atold yous dat yur frustraychens was gunna ended soonz and yud balief himd.

Dey tills youse dat gooilies is bad fur yuse and dat it give yooze da obolas.

Snot yur faultz

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