1. 1812dave's Avatar
    ""Son, no one gives a **** about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.""


    it's from Justin (stuffmydadsays) on Twitter

    Hilarious stuff on that feed!
    06-04-10 11:52 AM
  2. hooch_is_crazy's Avatar
    pure genius and it's funny cause it's true.
    06-04-10 11:55 AM
  3. 1812dave's Avatar
    yep, true stuff is generally the funniest. that's why I like Steven Wright's humor! Not sure I spelled his name correctly....
    06-04-10 11:56 AM
  4. Pi Guy 3.14's Avatar
    Thats been someones signature for a while now.
    06-04-10 11:57 AM
  5. BKVic's Avatar
    funny as ****!


    BKVic
    06-04-10 01:36 PM
  6. uncleman's Avatar
    +1 @stuffmydadsays is the bomb! Been following him for a few months. Though I suspect he's starting to make some stuff up.... No way his dad has THAT MANY classic lines!
    06-04-10 02:27 PM
  7. wdanker's Avatar
    I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add to it.

    Steven Wright
    06-04-10 03:20 PM
  8. 1812dave's Avatar
    I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add to it.

    Steven Wright
    How come we park on a driveway, and we drive on a parkway?
    06-04-10 03:23 PM
  9. sparhawke2000's Avatar
    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

    Steven Wright
    06-04-10 03:38 PM
  10. LisaGrace07's Avatar
    ""Son, no one gives a **** about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.""


    it's from Justin (stuffmydadsays) on Twitter

    Hilarious stuff on that feed!
    Hahaha! Awesome lol

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-04-10 03:52 PM
  11. Radius's Avatar
    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

    Steven Wright
    Ah yes, I love this one. Thank God I have enough sense for us all.
    06-04-10 06:25 PM
  12. MBM7881's Avatar
    ""Son, no one gives a **** about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.""


    it's from Justin (stuffmydadsays) on Twitter

    Hilarious stuff on that feed!

    LMAO i follow this guy too!!
    06-04-10 07:09 PM
  13. rafiks's Avatar
    ""Son, no one gives a **** about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.""


    it's from Justin (stuffmydadsays) on Twitter

    Hilarious stuff on that feed!
    Ohh ..that hurts !
    06-05-10 12:25 PM
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