1. kevinnugent's Avatar
    One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.

    "Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory"

    Paddy shook his head. "Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned"

    Mrs McMillen starts crying. "Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?"

    Paddy shakes his head. "Not really - he got out 3 times to pee!"
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    03-16-13 09:49 PM
  2. kevinnugent's Avatar
    What's the difference between God and Bono?
    God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
    Shanerredflag likes this.
    03-16-13 09:52 PM
  3. ErinnM's Avatar

    Happy St. Paddy's Day to everyone. Who else plans on some drunken Irish yoga?
    03-17-13 10:58 AM
  4. RussBerry007's Avatar
    BLARNEY !!!!!
    03-17-13 11:53 AM

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