1. joefalco's Avatar
    A handy glossary for the senior using text messaging.

    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

    ROFL. CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing. And Can't Get Up

    DWI: Driving While Incontinent

    LOL: Living On Lipitor

    OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

    OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    WTF: What's Today's Fish?

    WTF: Wet The Furniture

    IMHMO: In My HMO.

    RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

    GTG: Gotta Groan

    TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)

    FWB: Friend With Betablockers

    FYI: For Your Indigestion.

    JK: Just Kvetching

    TTYL: Talk To You Louder

    MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

    MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

    SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

    WIWYA: When I Was Your Age (my favorite)

    GOML: Get Off My Lawn

    12-16-10 09:54 AM
  2. pixel8rberry's Avatar
    ^ too funny!
    12-16-10 10:43 AM
  3. highjakker's Avatar
    SMH: Soiled My Hospitalbed
    12-16-10 10:52 AM
  4. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I.C. = I'm Constipated
    12-17-10 05:05 AM
  5. syb0rg's Avatar
    WJJ - Watching Judge Judy
    ICR - I Can't Remember
    LSHINTCMD - Laughing So Hard I Need To Change My Depends
    WTCB - Where's The Closest Bathroom
    CB - Cracker Barrel
    12-17-10 08:30 AM
  6. ThePinkChameleon's Avatar
    lmao! This is great!

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    12-18-10 02:00 PM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    ASL: Another Senior Lost
    12-18-10 09:16 PM