1. syb0rg's Avatar
    My wife just called me from the house and said i got a notice for having to serve in Jury duty....... i don't like they'll like my method of thinking and I'll get dismissed.....

    and with the facts that
    1) i go to church
    2) i believe in the rights to carry arms
    3) my sister in law was raped
    4) my cousin was murdered
    5) my mother was robbed @ gun point.

    ha ha ha this will be good.....
    11-05-09 03:24 PM
  2. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I never go to that.

    I just pretend that I never got the notice.

    They aren't sent certified, so they don't know if it ever got to me or not.

    I'm to busy for that stuff.
    11-05-09 03:39 PM
  3. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    You should have some fun with it.

    Pretend you're completely nuts.

    Pretend...
    11-05-09 03:42 PM
  4. syb0rg's Avatar
    You should have some fun with it.

    Pretend you're completely nuts.

    Pretend...
    that won't be hard to do...
    11-05-09 03:59 PM
  5. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Ha, that's what I was getting at.

    Just go up there drunk and they'll let you off.
    11-05-09 04:01 PM
  6. syb0rg's Avatar
    Ha, that's what I was getting at.

    Just go up there drunk and they'll let you off.
    but i'll have to drive there - - - and i don't want to be hammered @ 8:30am
    11-05-09 04:04 PM
  7. Radius's Avatar
    Don't mess around too much if you go in front of everyone for selection. make a spectacle of yourself and you can get nailed for... I forget what the legal term is. A buddy's father almost got hit with it when he made some comment to get out of jury duty.
    11-05-09 04:26 PM
  8. syb0rg's Avatar
    Don't mess around too much if you go in front of everyone for selection. make a spectacle of yourself and you can get nailed for... I forget what the legal term is. A buddy's father almost got hit with it when he made some comment to get out of jury duty.
    Thanks for the heads up, I won't make a @$$ out of my self. I got a baby on the I don't want to be bubba's girl friend in jail.

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    11-05-09 07:25 PM
  9. Username00089's Avatar
    Don't do this

    11-05-09 08:00 PM
  10. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    LOL If you simply state that all sinners should burn in **** they may let you off.
    11-06-09 07:39 AM
  11. syb0rg's Avatar
    LOL If you simply state that all sinners should burn in **** they may let you off.
    That's what one of my co-workers said


    someone else said i should ask " does the penalty for the crime involve the death sentence? " _____ " what?!?! well we should make it involve the death sentence"
    11-06-09 07:49 AM
  12. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    LOL Yeah if you say stuff like that things that are like overly aggressive that works it got my brother out. He just said that all crimes are equal whether its robbery or murder and they should pay with their life
    11-06-09 07:56 AM
  13. trucky's Avatar
    Off with their heads... if they're guilty of course.
    11-06-09 08:02 AM
  14. syb0rg's Avatar
    Off with their heads... if they're guilty of course.
    no - EVERY mutha --cka should pay just in case they did something wrong in the past ...
    11-06-09 08:24 AM
  15. trucky's Avatar
    True... they might have thought about doing something bad in the past.
    11-06-09 09:42 AM
  16. syb0rg's Avatar
    True... they might have thought about doing something bad in the past.
    exactly ... .thinking = doing and doing = DEATH

    ha ha ha
    11-06-09 09:51 AM
  17. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    How about you tell them you have Tourette's and then start yelling obscenities...
    11-06-09 10:52 AM
  18. thinkamp's Avatar
    damn should i have made a thread when i got picked for jury duty too?
    11-06-09 11:05 AM
  19. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Probably yeah.

    We should start a whole sub-form "Let us help you get out of jury duty"
    11-06-09 11:08 AM
  20. Radius's Avatar
    I remember now, it's called "contempt".

    This guy's father is on the stand and they asked something like "what would you have done" and he said "I would have killed the a-hole too".

    He almost got nailed by the judge but was let off with a warning. This story was freom a long time ago, but probably still relevant.
    11-06-09 11:41 AM
  21. trucky's Avatar
    I remember now, it's called "contempt".

    This guy's father is on the stand and they asked something like "what would you have done" and he said "I would have killed the a-hole too".

    He almost got nailed by the judge but was let off with a warning. This story was freom a long time ago, but probably still relevant.
    I woulda fought that charge. You're sworn to tell da troof an nuttin but da troof. Maybe they woulda he rather said "Say, can you come shoe shopping with me?"
    11-06-09 11:45 AM
  22. trucky's Avatar
    11-06-09 02:54 PM
  23. BerryWriter's Avatar
    I never go to that.

    I just pretend that I never got the notice.

    They aren't sent certified, so they don't know if it ever got to me or not.

    I'm to busy for that stuff.
    Where I live if you don't show up they issue a warrant for your arrest.
    11-06-09 08:19 PM
  24. charliemills's Avatar
    I just say I'm racist towards everybody.. They never sent another notice

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    11-07-09 07:11 PM
  25. Zeroman_'s Avatar
    i get to go to jury duty on monday....actually...ill find out sunday night if i have to report in the morning, not looking forward to it
    11-07-09 11:08 PM
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