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By Radar Staff
In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K.
Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-** Hi-**, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the He!!'s Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.
According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."
Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.09-14-11 05:59 AM - So let me get this straight, they always check for little people before gassing badgers, just to make sure there are no children, little people or pets lounging around underground?
Oh and what pray tell is "fingertip technology"? I mean so that it's used to remove bodies from underground badger sex dens? And maybe it's because I'm so much bigger than a badger, but even the times when I was a teen and wanted to end it all (flunked a test, a girl said no to a movie date, all in the same day), I never thought of crawling into a badgers den. Did think of jumping off a cliff, just didn't have any cliffs with in walking distance of my house (1000 miles away I think was the closest cliff).
09-17-11 02:08 PM - That's what I want to know! I'm thinking it grabs just the tip of a finger and drags the body out of a small hole that way.So let me get this straight, they always check for little people before gassing badgers, just to make sure there are no children, little people or pets lounging around underground?
Oh and what pray tell is "fingertip technology"? I mean so that it's used to remove bodies from underground badger sex dens? And maybe it's because I'm so much bigger than a badger, but even the times when I was a teen and wanted to end it all (flunked a test, a girl said no to a movie date, all in the same day), I never thought of crawling into a badgers den. Did think of jumping off a cliff, just didn't have any cliffs with in walking distance of my house (1000 miles away I think was the closest cliff).
I agree, eaten by badger wouldn't be high on my list of suicide solutions. I'm thinking its more likely a very large debt to a shady character got him stuffed in the badger hole.09-17-11 03:17 PM
