12-26-10 01:55 PM
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  1. middbrew's Avatar
    omg that picture is creepy! what are they celebrating? why are they drinking in the OR? is this a sketch from SNL?
    They are celebrating a circumcision!
    12-15-10 05:12 PM
  2. Ike Bee's Avatar
    My guess is in Germany they consider 17 is an adult. If so, then the police couldn't do anything. Cutting his berries off though is a BIT extreme. This just might make the girl totally go buck wild now that her father might go to jail for a big chunk of time. If she was 3 years younger, this probably would not have taken place.

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    12-21-10 02:50 PM
  3. pixel8rberry's Avatar
    I am reminiscing about Russia a lot today. I don't know about now, but when I was a teen, my friends could drink and smoke openly. AND NOBODY GAVE A DAMN. They could go into the store and buy smokes and alcohol and no one would ask a question, BUT you couldn't legally marry till you are 18, although you could still get married with parents' consent at 16. Only your parents were responsible for your health and safety, and sometimes they would beat you in public too. And again, nobody gave a damn. You guys have it easy in the US, with your child protection services, and illegal drinking and smoking age laws.
    12-21-10 03:26 PM
  4. elvin1983's Avatar
    Now, with dad facing the rest of his time away behind bars, the porn barons are free to peddle his little princess into making all the German hardcore watersports videos she can stand. Awesome.
    I mean, really - Dad's in the clink and the family needs the money."Look at me, I'm a human toilet everybody!! *gurgle gurgle-glarg*"
    I am so F-ing happy right now! Greatest thing I've read all day!

    I think there were other ways that this could've been handled rather than cutting off ol' boy's nads. If the father went to the police, and they said there's nothing they can do for him, then it's obviously not illegal for a 57 year old man to date a 17 year old girl. It's F'ed up for sure, but not illegal. There are better ways to handle it...

    I can hear it now... "Essen mein scheisse!"
    12-23-10 12:08 PM
  5. Blkbear's Avatar
    father: "look! i warned you to stop seeing him and now look what i have done!!"

    daughter: "dad...can i touch them one last time?"
    Someone is buying me a new laptop! I just spit coffee and mouth full of bagel all over it!

    Highjakker, you sir are evil LOLOLOL!!!

    My neighbors now know that a loon lives behind them.

    Thanks again for the laugh and attempted drowning.
    12-26-10 12:49 PM
  6. Rootbrian's Avatar
    Gross! and super painful too!

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    12-26-10 01:55 PM
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