12-26-10 01:55 PM
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  1. trucky's Avatar
    German dad Helmut Seifert, who disapproved of his teenage daughter's 57-year-old boyfriend, went to the man's home and castrated him with a bread knife, escaping with his testicles.



    A bread knife being used for its correct, primary function. (Alamy)

    After learning that his 17-year-old daughter was having a relationship with the older man, Seifert went to the town of Bielefeld to speak to the police.

    Having learnt that they were powerless to help him, the enraged father decided to take matters into his own hands.

    Police said: 'The man recruited two work colleagues at his factory and then went to the house of the victim.

    The man was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was castrated. The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator.'

    Despite losing a lot of blood the man managed to call police and is now making a recovery - but the castration is irreversible.

    Seifert, who pleaded guilty and is expected to be tried for attempted murder next year, has so far refused to say who his accomplices were.

    He said: I received a phone call anonymously that my daughter was involved with a guy 40 years older than her. You said you couldn't stop him, so I did.
    I saw it as my duty as a father.



    12-14-10 07:07 AM
  2. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Whadda Creepy guy.


    The 57 year old, not the Castrator.
    Then again thats a bit creepy as well.
    12-14-10 07:15 AM
  3. lolreconlol's Avatar
    57 years old? Come on. I guess you could say the dad has balls for what he did..
    12-14-10 10:30 AM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    At least he didn't do like in some backwards places and kill the daughter for it...
    12-14-10 12:40 PM
  5. highjakker's Avatar
    father: "look! i warned you to stop seeing him and now look what i have done!!"

    daughter: "dad...can i touch them one last time?"
    12-14-10 01:07 PM
  6. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. I guess he's mounds.

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    12-14-10 01:38 PM
  7. pixel8rberry's Avatar
    Ok, so maybe it was a bit brutal without anesthesia and all, but look on the bright side: no preggo worries, no prostate cancer worries and he saved money on the hospital bills... everybody sooo sensitive!
    12-14-10 03:23 PM
  8. susan9240's Avatar
    Wow. What is this world coming to?!
    12-14-10 03:52 PM
  9. theruined's Avatar
    Is it me or does anyone else find it irritating that there is no mention as to what the father did with the testicles after the castration...?

    I'd put that sh*t on my mantle lol...bragging rights...we all jokingly implicate someone in a castration joke at least once a week, but I'll be damned if I've ever heard of anyone actually DO IT...jeze...lol
    12-14-10 04:35 PM
  10. highjakker's Avatar
    Is it me or does anyone else find it irritating that there is no mention as to what the father did with the testicles after the castration...?

    I'd put that sh*t on my mantle lol...bragging rights...we all jokingly implicate someone in a castration joke at least once a week, but I'll be damned if I've ever heard of anyone actually DO IT...jeze...lol
    they're hanging from his rear-view mirror.
    12-14-10 04:52 PM
  11. kbz1960's Avatar
    Wow trucky............you come up with some stuff.
    12-14-10 05:12 PM
  12. Cr0nichik's Avatar
    father: "look! i warned you to stop seeing him and now look what i have done!!"

    daughter: "dad...can i touch them one last time?"
    bwahahahahaha
    12-14-10 05:44 PM
  13. SCrid2000's Avatar
    In retrospect, the daughter's boyfriend realized that the father meant it quite literally when he said "you ain't got the balls to keep dating my daughter."
    12-14-10 06:38 PM
  14. MayorHaji's Avatar
    The 57 year old got off easy.

    Had I been in dad's shoes, I would have drug him to an old barn, drove a 6 inch rusty nail through each nut as I nailed his balls to the floor, handed him a spoon, and set the barn on fire.

    At that point he would have 3 choices:

    1. Rip his balls off the nails and escape

    2. Cut his balls off with the spoon and escape

    3. Burn to death.

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    12-14-10 07:23 PM
  15. hootyhoo's Avatar
    I guess they must not have statutory rape laws in Germany. If they had, maybe the guy would still have his jewels. He'd be in jail, but he would still have danglies.

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    12-14-10 07:44 PM
  16. Phil DeLong's Avatar
    Every guy's worst fear realized. But 50 yrs her senior? I don't really pity the guy, have some boundaries for pete's sake. Thats just gross.
    12-14-10 08:43 PM
  17. theruined's Avatar
    I guess they must not have statutory rape laws in Germany. If they had, maybe the guy would still have his jewels. He'd be in jail, but he would still have danglies.

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    Not after a night with Rufus as his cell mate...
    12-14-10 08:44 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    He May not have his balls anymore, but he sure has some fond memories.

    Might need to rethink the meaning of the phrase: It is better to have loved and lost, then to never have loved at all.
    12-15-10 06:59 AM
  19. digital_cataclysm's Avatar
    Dear 'ol Dad sounds like a wonderful influence to have in a young girls life... "Congratulations, Man - you've just managed to saw off another fellows testicles, but now you're going to go to jail for attempted murder for the next 25 years. Good show".
    That sure worked out well - as opposed to, oh say... Maybe talking to your daughter about creepy-dude and why she should stay away from him, or even the somewhat reliable "don't touch my daughter again" chat with creepy-dude himself, in the form of a semi-severe beating that although will probably involve SOME jail time for YOU, you'll be out in a month instead of spending your old age playing pick-up-the-soap with your jailmates.

    Now, with dad facing the rest of his time away behind bars, the porn barons are free to peddle his little princess into making all the German hardcore watersports videos she can stand. Awesome.
    I mean, really - Dad's in the clink and the family needs the money."Look at me, I'm a human toilet everybody!! *gurgle gurgle-glarg*"

    I hope that's something Dad thinks about often while sitting in his cell.
    Chopping a mans balls off just because he's giving her the same thing every boy on the school soccer team was...? Because he's a little older? Well, okay - MUCH older?
    My God, what a mad world.

    This is a 17 year old girl we're talking about here... I know I might catch some heat for this but really, we send 18 year old men and women off to the military to fight wars where they could DIE... But the thought of a 17 year old having sex? Criminal!
    If the girl was say, 15 or something like that, then fine - chop 'em off. But 17? That's nearly 18. Fine enough an age to be mutilated by an IED, but not quite old enough to drink in most countries. Funny that.

    Anyhow, Most kids are having sex before they've gotten through their first year in High School... No surprise there...so I think it's the "He was 57"-part that kind of freaks people out.
    Yah. 20 years is about the considered "limit" most people in society would put on a may/december romance... And even then, it depends on the age of the YOUNGER of the couple.

    He's 57, she's 37... Not so bad really, considering she's been over 21 for a decade and a half.
    He's 57, she's 27... A bit creepy, but Hollywood and celebrity types get away with it all the time, so although there might be some gossip about it at the water cooler, not a whole lot of rage.
    57 and 17? Uhhh... No. Sorry, dude - but even if she was 18 or 21, No - just... NO. Not acceptable by most anyone's standards.

    Still... I HAVE to wonder if maybe - just... Maybe, why little miss was hanging about with a man 40 years her senior, is because mad scrotum-chopping Dad was about as approachable as a positive father-figure role-model for this girl, and as easy to talk to and mentally stable as say... Charles Manson eating a bowl of fruit loops and a pint of vodka. Honestly.
    There's a part of me that's questioning which part of the story we're not getting.

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    12-15-10 07:11 AM
  20. kbz1960's Avatar
    ^^^ Agreed. Don't ya just love where the world is headed.
    12-15-10 07:47 AM
  21. jlb21's Avatar
    Was he one of these guys:

    12-15-10 12:02 PM
  22. trucky's Avatar
    Was he one of these guys:
    Any one of those guys come towards me with anything resembling a knife and they'll be meeting Mr. Glock.
    12-15-10 12:48 PM
  23. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Anyhow, Most kids are having sex before they've gotten through their first year in High School... No surprise there...
    Actually, I read a study two years ago about that, the majority of high schoolers make it to prom night

    Any one of those guys come towards me with anything resembling a knife and they'll be meeting Mr. Glock.
    9mm, 40S&W, or .45? Cuz if it's a 9mm they'll probably keep on coming
    12-15-10 12:49 PM
  24. trucky's Avatar
    Actually, I read a study two years ago about that, the majority of high schoolers make it to prom night



    9mm, 40S&W, or .45? Cuz if it's a 9mm they'll probably keep on coming
    .45, no witnesses to muck up the police report.
    12-15-10 01:40 PM
  25. pixel8rberry's Avatar
    omg that picture is creepy! what are they celebrating? why are they drinking in the OR? is this a sketch from SNL?
    12-15-10 02:19 PM
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