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  1. highjakker's Avatar
    granted...but it's the same as parts one and two and megan fox showcased her toe-thumb ALOT!


    i wish a sex video of megan fox and jessica biel would surface and i had the only copy.
    04-08-11 10:24 AM
  2. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but they find out and come knocking at your door with a shotgun.

    I wish I was taller. ( I am 1.73m tall now )
    04-08-11 10:41 AM
  3. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted. But you are also as wide as you are tall.

    I wish that I was fishing.

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    04-08-11 11:58 AM
  4. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but you hook a killer shark...the biggest in the country...and its still flapping about, waiting for the chance to sink its teeth into your neck. (No, its not a killer vampire shark)

    I wish I knew every vocab word in French.

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    04-08-11 12:15 PM
  5. amanda09joe's Avatar
    granted but someone only taught you naughty words..


    I wish I was in the Caribbean.
    04-08-11 12:17 PM
  6. highjakker's Avatar
    granted but a tsunami is headed your way and the airports are closed.


    i wish i could go and see the pyramids in egypt.
    04-08-11 02:34 PM
  7. amanda09joe's Avatar
    granted but they wrap you up like a mummy and take out your tongue.

    I wish it was 8 so i can be out..
    04-08-11 02:46 PM
  8. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. but your curfew is at 8:30.


    i wish it weren't raining.
    04-08-11 03:06 PM
  9. amanda09joe's Avatar
    granted but its snowing...

    wish i wasnt boredd...
    04-08-11 03:19 PM
  10. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. now you have a rabid raccoon running amok in your house!


    i wish the weekends were 4 days long.
    04-08-11 03:46 PM
  11. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. However in order to appease the far right.. 3 extra days have been added to the calendar.. Mofoday, uberday and flubberday.. Therefore, you now must work 6 days before you can receive your 4 day weekend... Enjoy!


    I wish I had a larger shoe closet

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    04-08-11 04:48 PM
  12. amanda09joe's Avatar
    Granted but now all your shoes have wholes in it because of the dog in your house.

    Wish I had Channing Tatum infront of me lol.
    04-08-11 05:00 PM
  13. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. And whoever that is, they slap you and walk away.

    I wish I had a teleportation machine.
    04-08-11 07:46 PM
  14. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but it only teleports you to the landfill 50 miles from your house.

    I wish I could see the future.

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    04-08-11 10:24 PM
  15. Super_Mario's Avatar
    Granted but only 5 seconds into the future.

    I wish I could fly.
    04-09-11 01:32 AM
  16. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but only for 5 seconds.

    I wish I was CEO of a major corporation.

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    04-09-11 02:32 AM
  17. B_Blaire's Avatar
    Granted. But failed the first few minutes and had to be dismissed.

    I wish I had the PlayBook already.

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    04-09-11 02:42 AM
  18. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. Congratulations Mr. CEO, welcome aboard Enron.
    I wish I was asleep.

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    04-09-11 02:43 AM
  19. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but you will never sleep again after this nap.

    I wish I knew what Enron was.

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    04-09-11 03:05 AM
  20. cerealberry's Avatar
    You now have first hand knowledge of enron.... Which of course like all other enron officials lands you 50 years in sing-sing.. Where you are now forced to make license plates and study the history of corporate america



    I wish the kids would sleep in this morning

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    04-09-11 07:39 AM
  21. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but they also sleep late.

    I wish One Republic would come to Dubai.

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    04-09-11 08:24 AM
  22. B_Blaire's Avatar
    Granted. I'll be there soon!

    I wish Sabisgeek wasn't above me.

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    04-09-11 08:51 AM
  23. Super_Mario's Avatar
    Granted. I'll be there soon!

    I wish Sabisgeek wasn't above me.

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    Granted. Now sabsigeek is under you....

    I wish gas wasn't so expensive.
    04-09-11 03:16 PM
  24. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Because of a federal mandate to make all cars electric... Supply/demand has caused gas prices to drop to an all time low... However electricity is now costing $137 for a complete charge on your vehicle....


    I wish I had something sensual yet casual to wear tonight.....

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    04-09-11 06:02 PM
  25. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but the Genie thinks firemen are cool, so he gives you a fireman's suit.

    I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

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    04-09-11 09:38 PM
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