Granted, you fall asleep, but you happen to be standing up at the time. Unfortunately you realize the only way you can sleep is standing up and you have to velcro yourself to the wall at night so you can sleep without falling and hurting yourself.
You get your FREE Playbook, very nicely signed by B_Blaire, with a personal note to you even. But with it comes a small band of very noisy naked pygmies who find it their job to follow you everywhere you go and yell obscenities at the top of their squeaky little voices.
Granted but you use dirty needles and you customers get aids and hepatitis and you get sued. You spend the rest of your life in prison. Your cell mate is Bubba and you are his new wife.
I wish I had my own jet.
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