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  1. amanda09joe's Avatar
    Granted. You have 10 billion Zimbabwe dollars.

    I wish I had 10 billion US dollars.
    Granted, but its all counterfit

    Wish I can fall asleep!

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    04-04-11 10:47 PM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, you fall asleep, but you happen to be standing up at the time. Unfortunately you realize the only way you can sleep is standing up and you have to velcro yourself to the wall at night so you can sleep without falling and hurting yourself.

    I wish I had a submarine
    04-05-11 07:47 AM
  3. jlb21's Avatar
    Granted. But it's Yellow, and everyone lives in it.

    I wish John Lennon were still alive!
    04-05-11 11:33 AM
  4. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted. But now he sounds and looks like Beiber. They now tour together.

    I wish I owned my own island.

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    04-05-11 12:36 PM
  5. jlb21's Avatar
    Granted. But the numbers are bad...4 8 15 16 23 42

    I wish there was a lost spinoff show with just Evangeline Lily.
    04-05-11 03:27 PM
  6. B_Blaire's Avatar
    Granted. But unfortunately, an alien invasion occured an had to be canceled.

    I wish I had all the high technology.

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    04-06-11 03:28 AM
  7. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but since I know you have the best tech stuff I raid your house, leaving you with half a slice of toast.

    I wish I had a playbook NOW.

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    04-06-11 04:01 AM
  8. B_Blaire's Avatar
    Granted. But while shipping it, the crew accidently droped it in the water. No refund!

    I WISH I HAD THE PLAYBOOK NOW...

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    04-06-11 09:08 AM
  9. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted. But it performs like the storm 1 on 4.xxx.

    I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

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    04-06-11 09:22 AM
  10. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but your utility bills go skyrocketing.

    I wish I could get a FREE playbook, courtesy of B_Blaire

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    04-06-11 09:59 AM
  11. trucky's Avatar
    You get your FREE Playbook, very nicely signed by B_Blaire, with a personal note to you even. But with it comes a small band of very noisy naked pygmies who find it their job to follow you everywhere you go and yell obscenities at the top of their squeaky little voices.

    I wish my lawn would mow itself.
    04-06-11 11:36 AM
  12. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted. But it sounds like an airport while it is being mowed and it self mows 24/7.

    I wish I was at the beach.

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    04-06-11 03:37 PM
  13. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. Once you get in the water you here this (click me).

    I wish I had a shark tank.
    04-06-11 08:27 PM
  14. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, unfortunately owning sharks is illegal, and you go to jail, while the bsharks get released.

    I wish I had acting lessons...
    04-06-11 09:29 PM
  15. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but I teach them

    I wish I could go to school in my pajamas.

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    04-06-11 10:03 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, you can, but everyone else openly laughs at your choice of clothing.

    I wish I had 5000 furlongs by 10000 cubits of land.
    04-07-11 12:28 AM
  17. jlb21's Avatar
    Granted, but it takes a $hita$$ long time to get to the market via horse!

    I wish I was on a cruise right now.
    04-07-11 09:25 AM
  18. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted but the boat is only 10 ft long and you have to row it yourself.

    I wish I could cure cancer.

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    04-07-11 10:12 AM
  19. highjakker's Avatar
    granted but for every patient you cure of cancer they get aids from you and sue you before they die a slow agonizing death.

    i wish to be the world's best tattoo artist.
    04-07-11 10:24 AM
  20. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted but you use dirty needles and you customers get aids and hepatitis and you get sued. You spend the rest of your life in prison. Your cell mate is Bubba and you are his new wife.

    I wish I had my own jet.

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    04-07-11 10:31 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, you get your choice from one of the players on the NY Jets. Unfortunately he thinks you're his new toy...

    I wish I had a xylophone
    04-07-11 12:04 PM
  22. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted. But it won't connect to the rim servers and is useless.

    I wish I was eating steak tonight.

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    04-07-11 07:54 PM
  23. highjakker's Avatar
    granted! have all the tube-steak you can eat!


    i wish i wasn't so bored right now....
    04-08-11 08:47 AM
  24. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Granted, but you are now running away from the mob, and a serial killer is out to get you because you saw him kill someone.

    I wish Mr Bean made a new movie, which I was able to watch, and that it was EXCELLENT!

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    04-08-11 09:06 AM
  25. B_Blaire's Avatar
    Granted. But it was cartoon, bad grainy picture quality, wasn't funny, and he didn't talk.

    I wish Transformers 3 came out already and I was able to watch it.

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    04-08-11 09:21 AM
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