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  1. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    granted, but you're in the circus.

    I wish I had something good to eat...
    12-02-08 09:06 AM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you vomit anytime you try eating it.

    I wish everything I touch stops turning to gold.

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    12-02-08 12:48 PM
  3. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted, it turns to mud instead.

    I wish I could find a job...
    12-02-08 01:04 PM
  4. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted, but now your wearing nice leather boots and standing on a cold street corner



    I Wish Everyday was Christmas!
    12-02-08 01:09 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the food is horrible and you always give presents but never get any. Furthermore you run out of money and get beaten to death by people whom you owe presents to

    I wish partly cloudy and partly sunny switched places.

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    12-02-08 01:32 PM
  6. STYLN's Avatar
    Granted - but on top of being partly sunny - theres also thunderstorm warnings attached!

    i wish it was 10 mins from now so i cld go home!
    12-02-08 03:40 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you live in Atlantis and can't find it.

    I wish for better programming on TV.

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    12-02-08 03:47 PM
  8. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted: but its all on PBS

    I wish I could be on Jeopardy

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    12-02-08 06:39 PM
  9. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Granted: but you answer every question wrong

    I wish I could meet Vanessa Ruben
    12-02-08 06:50 PM
  10. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you completely forget who she is when she's right in front of you.

    I wish I could go to NYC

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    12-02-08 07:11 PM
  11. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you are mug by the first cab driver that stops to pick you and left on the side walk on skid row, lockup for being drunk and are released just in time to fly home. The cabbie that mugged you drive you to the air port and you never see you luggage.

    I wish I could get a week off.

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    12-02-08 07:18 PM
  12. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Granted but the reason you are off is because of a nasty viral
    infection.

    I wish I knew how to bake.
    12-02-08 07:24 PM
  13. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but the only thing you can bake are dogs and cats, you are run out of the state by angery pet owners.

    I wish the infection was cured
    12-02-08 07:32 PM
  14. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but while recovering you get gangrene in the arm that the IV was in and your arm falls off.

    I wish I had some chocolate.

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    12-02-08 08:04 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but its full of Ex-lax.

    I wish people acted more logically sometimes.

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    12-02-08 08:50 PM
  16. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but they lack common social skills

    I wish I could be a famous singer.

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    12-02-08 09:14 PM
  17. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but they lack common social skills

    I wish I could be a famous singer.

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    12-02-08 09:19 PM
  18. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Granted but you are only famous for being a worse singer than
    Roseanne Barr.

    I wish I had perfect vision.
    12-02-08 09:24 PM
  19. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but your hearing isn't that great and your motor skills suck.

    I wish there was more love.

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    12-02-08 09:57 PM
  20. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But it is love for toothless, smelly homeless men pushing shopping carts full of tin cans

    I wish cb would start working correctly

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    12-02-08 10:03 PM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but everyone becomes hippies

    I wish rapid climate change would hurry up and happen, I'm tired of waiting for it.

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    12-02-08 10:03 PM
  22. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you end up with a double ear infection and strep throat.

    I wish everyone on here wasn't so dull and boring*cough*sarcasm*cough*

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    12-02-08 10:09 PM
  23. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But that cough of yours turns into full fledged pneumonia

    I wish it wasn't bedtime.... Nite all

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    12-02-08 10:12 PM
  24. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted: instead its time for work!

    I wish the pain in my ear isn't an infection but just congestion.

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    12-02-08 10:14 PM
  25. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you can't hear me

    As cereal said but no one granted, I wish cb would start working correctly
    12-02-08 11:20 PM
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