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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, and he's the happiest person ever, but he gets voted off the planet by everyone else because he's disgustingly happy all the time, even just after having awoken.

    I wish I liked early mornings.

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    03-10-10 08:57 PM
  2. ChitownDJ's Avatar
    POOF!!!...You like early mornings now, but hate The Birds Chirping in the Morning

    I wish I had a better JOB!
    03-11-10 10:32 AM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you think better job means swimming around the sewer with a bb gun shooting rats. On the plus side you enjoy your new job.

    I wish I had a pile of gold.

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    03-11-10 08:36 PM
  4. Back-space's Avatar
    Granted, but you think better job means swimming around the sewer with a bb gun shooting rats. On the plus side you enjoy your new job.

    I wish I had a pile of gold.

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    Granted! 150 tonnes of worthless fools gold

    I wish I had my own house
    03-12-10 08:58 AM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the day you move in, it simultaneously gets struck by a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, volcanic eruption and a plague of locusts. The neighbors join together to kill you for ruining their property values in the neighborhood.

    I wish I had a pile of fools gold.

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    03-12-10 02:04 PM
  6. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but sadly, that pile is in the form of thick swollen, throbbing hemorrhoid veins, that burn, itch and quite painful to touch, and of course need Preparation H, to cool the burning and the itching. Now we know where the saying, "All that glitters is not gold." comes from. (ewwww)

    I wish Daylight Savings Time, would just go away and never come back.
    Last edited by BlkBear; 03-13-10 at 02:47 AM.
    03-13-10 02:44 AM
  7. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Granted, but only for you. The rest of the world carries on, but you are never on time for ANYTHING. You're always an hour late or an hour early for the rest of your life. You even have to get someone else to program your TiVo.

    I wish someone would make me a nice big Saturday breakfast.
    03-13-10 09:48 AM
  8. jlevy305's Avatar
    Granted, but the person who made it didn't know how to cook.


    I wish my BB Storm 2 screen didn't crack.
    03-13-10 12:16 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, so instead of the screen cracking, everything the bb ever touches cracks. Hope you don't like your fingers intact, because they crack too when you touch it.

    I wish the mullet would make a comeback...

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    03-14-10 10:36 AM
  10. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Granted. Your mom and dad get a mullet and keep that hairstyle for the rest of their lives.

    I wish I could travel to other solar systems and explore the galaxy.
    03-14-10 11:14 AM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but they send you by yourself other than a pack of rabid weasels they also released in the space ship. Every last moment of both of your lives is streamed live to tv for people to be entertained by.

    I wish to never be in a space ship with weasels, rabid or otherwise...

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    03-14-10 12:41 PM
  12. cerealberry's Avatar
    I wish to never be in a space ship with weasels, rabid or otherwise...

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    Granted.. Instead you are stuck in crackberry limbo for almost a year.. Floating waiting for a fairy princess to come and resacue you.


    I wish the genie game didn't die

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    03-03-11 10:51 AM
  13. highjakker's Avatar
    *POOF!* the genie game is now not dead...although not alive, it is not dead.


    i wish i could see through women's clothing!
    03-03-11 12:29 PM
  14. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it only works for women whose clothing you'd rather not see through.

    I wish it was legal to walk around and hit stupid people with a trout.
    03-03-11 05:10 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    Granted, But they get to hit you back twice as hard.

    I wish I could find the lost city of Atlantis.
    03-03-11 05:32 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you find it because you're a pirate, the captain of a ship tied you to a cannon, and tossed you into the water. You found Atlantis but can never tell anybody about it.

    I wish someone would bring me some bourbon.
    03-03-11 06:47 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    Granted, the bourbon is brought to you but taken away before you can drink any.

    I wish could fly.
    03-03-11 10:44 PM
  18. trucky's Avatar
    You can fly but you're a mosquito who just landed on the back of my hand as I'm sipping a cold brew on the deck.

    I wish I could play guitar like Joe Bonamassa.
    03-04-11 06:30 AM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But all the genie pawnshop had was a ukelale.. So you are sounding more like don **!





    I wish I was in hawaii

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    03-04-11 08:58 AM
  20. cerealberry's Avatar
    Dang.. Forgot the censor on this!! Don H O

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    03-04-11 08:59 AM
  21. highjakker's Avatar
    granted.....but hawaii is having a major snowstorm that will leave as soon as you do in 48 hours.

    i wish i had a billion dollars.
    03-04-11 09:03 AM
  22. trucky's Avatar
    I'll up that to 100 billion dollars. But China has just assumed all our debt and the dollar is now worthless. Care for some Yen?

    I wish it was lunch time.
    03-04-11 09:09 AM
  23. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. but you have to work straight through with no chance of eating today.


    i wish Sco-Jo was my "friend with bennies".
    03-04-11 09:36 AM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    Granted. Scarlett is now all yours. but she just had a sex change operation and gained 300 lbs.

    I wish that I could speak in several languages.
    03-04-11 01:18 PM
  25. trucky's Avatar
    You are instantly granted fluency in the more than 100 Vulcan dialects. But the only Trekkies you find are wrapped in aluminum foil and keep trying to perform the Vulcan neck pinch on you.

    I wish kick one of the people who think $4.00 a gallon gas is fine in the who whoooos.
    03-04-11 01:23 PM
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