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  1. trucky's Avatar
    Your weekends ARE 4 days long, but now your work week has been extended to 9 days to make up for it.

    I wish I could see AlGore making snow angels while wearing a speedo and carbon footies.
    03-04-10 09:36 AM
  2. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I wish I could see AlGore making snow angels while wearing a speedo and carbon footies.
    Lmfao!!! Wow...I literally have no answer for that one.
    03-04-10 02:37 PM
  3. klbbry's Avatar
    Lol I got one. Granted but unfortunately that's all you see now and you can't get the image out of your head.

    I wish I had a unlimited amount of money.

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    03-04-10 02:57 PM
  4. trucky's Avatar
    Granted, unlimited cash, but it comes with the velvet wall painting of AlGore making snow angels while wearing a speedo and carbon footies.

    I wish for whirled peas.
    03-04-10 03:00 PM
  5. thinkamp's Avatar
    Granted, but you can't use any off it.

    I wish more people would wise up.
    03-04-10 03:01 PM
  6. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but you find out later that your nickname around the office is "More People"

    I wish I could cook a steak with my mind.
    03-04-10 03:02 PM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    GRANTED, but everytime you do you will lose a half inch from your hoo-ha!

    i wish a had a mile long hoo-ha and alot of raw steaks!!
    03-04-10 03:20 PM
  8. klbbry's Avatar
    Granted but it fell off. The steak was expired and coverd with flies

    I wish I could get rid of that Al gore painting

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    03-04-10 03:24 PM
  9. trucky's Avatar
    I'll take the painting. AlGore wants to buy it from me for a million dollars and hang it on the ceiling over his bed.

    I wish I could learn how to open those stupid potato chip bags without having junk fly all over.
    03-04-10 03:33 PM
  10. highjakker's Avatar
    GRANTED! but everytime you open them there's another bag inside.

    i wish i had a cool mountain bike park nearby.
    03-04-10 03:39 PM
  11. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Granted, but it's in your backyard. You never get any rest because people are doing jumps and tricks on your roof and porch night and day.

    I wish I had a replicator to make anything I want. Like in Star Trek.
    03-04-10 04:47 PM
  12. klbbry's Avatar
    Granted but you drop and break it before you use it.

    I wish for a manbearpig

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    03-04-10 05:19 PM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it's coming straight for us!!!

    I wish paved roads hadn't been invented.

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    03-04-10 06:30 PM
  14. klbbry's Avatar
    Granted but now there's non stop rain and everythings muddy so you can't drive due to the deep mud.

    I wish I knew what was up with trucky and Al gore.

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    03-05-10 11:14 AM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But you learn sorrid details of their kinky sex-life complete w/ hampsters and liver sausage.


    I wish my computer worked.

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    03-06-10 07:04 AM
  16. ramalam's Avatar
    Granted but you have no hands or voice so you can't use it.

    I wish I could lay in my own bed

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    03-06-10 07:15 AM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but for some strange reason it's not only full of bed bugs, but also the people you work with and your least favorite people from your past. The genie will be insulted and who knows whatll happen if you try sleeping somewhere else now...

    I wish I had a burger

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    03-06-10 07:54 AM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. And its a 3/4lb juicy one.. Complete w/ bacon, cheese, ketchup, mustard and all your other favorite toppings... Yum... Is your mouth watering yet? Goodm.. By the way.. Did I mention its a dung burger?

    I wish I could lay around and do nothing all day.

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    03-06-10 07:59 AM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you have just been fired in the worst economy since the Great Depression... You can lay around and do nothing all day, once you fight the other homeless people for your spot under the bridge.

    I wish real bridges were somehow involved in the game bridge.

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    03-06-10 08:21 AM
  20. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Granted but you have just been fired in the worst economy since the Great Depression... You can lay around and do nothing all day, once you fight the other homeless people for your spot under the bridge.

    I wish real bridges were somehow involved in the game bridge.

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    Granted. However, the bridges must be constructed. So, you will need pile drivers, back hoes, cranes, scaffolding, re-bar, cement, steel girders, engineers, iron workers, cement trucks etc.

    Now multiply that by 4 (One per player).
    The game of bridge becomes an expensive logistical nightmare that only the extremely wealthy can afford to play.
    You never play bridge again.

    I wish I could change human nature so that no one would ever be cruel to another human being.
    03-06-10 10:02 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but nobody knows how to react to this and get depressed because without realizing it, people need some adversity in order to appreciate the good.

    I wish it was easier to build bridges.

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    03-06-10 09:55 PM
  22. trucky's Avatar
    Bridge-WOW!!! It builds bridges 10 times faster than any other bridge builder and it washes your dirty dishes before you can say Bridge-WOW!!!

    But now you'll have that dude's voice in your head day and night as he magically creates bridge after bridge before your very eyes. And then the fat ladies outside the tent drooling how they just "Could not live without their Bridge-WOW!!!"


    Now, I wish I could hold out my hand any time I wanted and have the perfect cup of coffee magically appear. (Now would be good)
    03-10-10 06:54 AM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted. The cup is always absolutely perfect, more perfect than the Holy Grail infact. Of course the coffee tastes like poo and is always too hot or too cold.

    I wish I had the best job ever.

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    03-10-10 08:32 AM
  24. syb0rg's Avatar
    Granted. The cup is always absolutely perfect, more perfect than the Holy Grail infact. Of course the coffee tastes like poo and is always too hot or too cold.

    I wish I had the best job ever.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Granted, you love your job and in you mind it is the best job ever, to bad everyone else doesn't want a "bovine proctologist"

    I wish for everyone to be happy.

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    03-10-10 02:55 PM
  25. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted! Everyone around you is exuberantly blissful, which makes you miserable. The happiness is far too much to endure, and you turn to valium as an escape.


    I wish Mike had been more concerned with his own happiness.




    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    03-10-10 03:07 PM
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