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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you can't pick when you go to, and you quickly become food for a velociraptor or other dinosaur.

    I wish all watches were right at least twice a day...

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    03-02-10 05:16 AM
  2. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but with the new Time Travel Savings Time Law that went into effect the day you made your wish, the problem is they are right, but only when you are not looking at them, and in while in the forth dimension on Tuesdays. It sucks but that's how it is now, thanks to your wish.

    I wish I had the powerball numbers for the next drawing.
    03-02-10 02:41 PM
  3. klbbry's Avatar
    Granted but the power ball number never came up

    I wish I had a robot that looked like me to work in my place

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    03-02-10 02:51 PM
  4. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Granted! The robot works peacefully for a while, toiling away and providing you a worry-free pay check every week. One day however, it becomes self-aware and realizes it doesn't have to take any of your crap any more. The robot kills your boss, gets you fired and thrown in jail for life.

    I wish I WERE that robot...
    03-02-10 03:12 PM
  5. klbbry's Avatar
    Then you would be on the run because they are in the seearch for a killer robot

    I wish for another wish

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    03-02-10 03:18 PM
  6. paddygirl16's Avatar
    Granted. You are now drownded by wishes and are so busy wishing for more wishes that you don't have time to enjoy the first wish that you wished for more wishes. Phewwwwwww total wish overload.

    I wish for a warm massage to take away the stress of the day.
    03-02-10 09:40 PM
  7. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... As you lay across genie's massage table, you realize warm is relative.. The "warm" sheet thrown over your body, causes 2nd degree burns.. As do the "warm" stones genie places down your spine.. Suddenly you are aware of the odd aroma in the room... Could it be the dung scented massage oil?


    I wish mornings didn't come so early.

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    03-03-10 06:39 AM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted. Morning for you starts at 2pm, but alas night still arrives at 6. You've just lost the vast portion of the day, and struggle to accomplish a dang thing. The pressures become insurmountable, and you finally crack. Shame, you used to be so stable cereal.

    I wish tomorrow would get here already.




    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    03-03-10 07:20 AM
  9. highjakker's Avatar
    ok, it is now tomorrow but the day will never end....

    i wish i had a new truck.
    03-03-10 08:08 AM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    ok, it is now tomorrow but the day will never end....

    i wish i had a new truck.
    Woot! The genie screwed up, and got mine right.



    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    03-03-10 08:22 AM
  11. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Woot! The genie screwed up, and got mine right.



    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese™, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    Hahahaha! Little inside there...


    ok, it is now tomorrow but the day will never end....

    i wish i had a new truck.
    Granted. You receive a brand new 2010 (insert pickup of your choice) that rocks so hard! Yeah!

    Then you lose your license because of a DUI.


    I wish I had $265,000.
    03-03-10 09:33 AM
  12. highjakker's Avatar
    *POOF!*
    $265,000 dollars appears in your lap...but it's old confederate money.

    i wish i was a baller, i wish i was a little bit taller. wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her.
    03-03-10 09:36 AM
  13. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Isn't confederate money worth alot now?


    Granted! But you're Too Short and a one hit wonder, nuff said.

    I wish I had a motorcycle that could fly and drive underwater and stuff.
    03-03-10 09:38 AM
  14. klbbry's Avatar
    Granted you receive money in a suitcase but then you get mugged for it.
    I wish I could time travel

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    03-03-10 09:46 AM
  15. ramalam's Avatar
    Granted but you traveled to the year 1880 and killed a bee which indirectly killed humanity.

    I wish I could play the guitar better than I do now.

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    03-03-10 10:47 AM
  16. highjakker's Avatar
    granted but you can't hear anything you play.

    i wish everytime i took a beer from my fridge another one would replace it.
    03-03-10 10:53 AM
  17. ramalam's Avatar
    Granted but its ROOTbeer instead

    I wish I had a heated blanket

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    03-03-10 10:59 AM
  18. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but it's a blanket of bees...

    I wish I had $250,000,000 tax free
    03-03-10 11:06 AM
  19. ramalam's Avatar
    Granted but its all in pennies and starting today no one will take pennies.

    I wish that someone would wash my laundry for me.

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    03-03-10 11:11 AM
  20. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but they wash it in moose urine.

    I wish I owned my own island.
    03-03-10 11:13 AM
  21. trucky's Avatar
    Granted, and the island is catered by topless female natives, but you're blind.

    I wish I could retire and boat, tan and swim all day.
    03-03-10 11:17 AM
  22. klbbry's Avatar
    granted but then your boat sinks and you swim all day back to shore.

    I wish I was rich

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    03-03-10 03:34 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, your name legally changes to Rich, but unfortunately you picked an identity that had less credit and assets than you did...

    I wish I owned the internet...

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    03-03-10 04:43 PM
  24. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Unfortunately this angers al gore, who then kicks up his global warming several notches. This causes great havoc on the earth. Tsunamis and earthquakes take out electricity, phone lines and cell signals everywhere, thus rendering your internet useless.


    I wish today was a holiday.

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    03-04-10 06:40 AM
  25. highjakker's Avatar
    *POOF* today is a holiday for you but it isn't observed anywhere other than in your mind and no one will recognize it so you still have to go to work or use a sick day.

    i wish i the weekends were 4 days long.
    03-04-10 09:12 AM
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