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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they're a creepy psycho stalker.

    I wish the electricity was more reliable here.

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    12-01-08 07:44 PM
  2. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but now you have no water.

    I wish cerealberry could be my stalker still
    12-01-08 07:55 PM
  3. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but then you get shotty mobile stability.

    I hope I have some bizarre dreams tonight.

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    12-01-08 07:56 PM
  4. BuddyL's Avatar
    The Genie will try again...

    Granted, but I'm the star of your dream

    I wish that my BlackBerry will never die
    12-01-08 07:58 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, it but someone steals it.

    I wish hockey was played year-round.

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    12-01-08 08:36 PM
  6. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but players drown when the ice keeps melting

    I wish Baseball was played year-round
    12-01-08 08:39 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but all the good players fly south for the winter.

    I wish water polo was played using horses.

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    12-01-08 08:45 PM
  8. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but...do I have to finsh that thought? lol

    I wish that Football was played year-round
    12-01-08 08:52 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but every team would be the Detroit Lions, exact clones.

    I wish they'd replace Olympic water polo with Olympic marco polo.

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    12-01-08 09:06 PM
  10. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but..... The usa team keeps jumping out of the pool and is disqualified

    Wish red rover red rover was an olympic sport

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    12-01-08 09:09 PM
  11. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted. I mean why not? Wouldn't that be cool! lol

    Same wish
    12-01-08 09:13 PM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but a real giant red dog goes bezerk and kills everyone on Earth.

    I wish olympic trampoline involved oh, nevermind, not going there...

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    12-01-08 09:16 PM
  13. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but you are stricken blind each time it's shown on TV, DVD, Video or you watch it live.

    I wish my genie lamp was found so I could grant wishes and screw with people!

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    12-01-08 09:26 PM
  14. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then you feel remorse for the screwing.

    I wish that I was Will Smith
    12-01-08 09:41 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but prince of belaire never takes off, therefore you are still a philly wannabe and jada marries cuba instead!

    I wish I could be married to cuba instead...

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    12-01-08 09:50 PM
  16. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but after he wins his Oscar he makes nothing but bad movi...Never mind, already happened.

    I wish I was married to Jada
    12-01-08 09:53 PM
  17. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but its not the same jada

    I wish I was friends w/ a celebrity

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    12-01-08 10:26 PM
  18. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but its OJ

    I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish upon the star I see tonight.

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    12-01-08 10:34 PM
  19. drgyrl83's Avatar
    Granted but the star explodes!
    I wish trees grew money!

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    12-01-08 10:54 PM
  20. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but tree money is worthless.

    I wish Lost wouldn't end

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    12-01-08 11:11 PM
  21. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted Lost never ends, but you get lost on a island with no power to watch the dvds you get every week of the show, and the people making the deliveries never show themselves.

    I wish I didn't have to work
    12-02-08 02:19 AM
  22. wwarrior2469's Avatar
    Granted you never have to work but you are unemployed and homeless and not the cool kind of homeless like on Drillbit Taylor.

    I wish I could go to sleep already

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    12-02-08 02:55 AM
  23. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But you forget to turn on your alarm and miss out on what would have been the best day of your life. Ooh was that Brooke Burke waiting at your front door?

    I wish I didn't have to go to this horrific meeting this morning

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    12-02-08 06:53 AM
  24. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted - but instead of going the once and getting it over with, you're now required to go everyday for the rest of your life.

    I wish I were still sleeping.

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    12-02-08 07:30 AM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But you have horrible nightmare about being chased by evil circus clowns who string you up w/ cotton candy and hang you in the middle of the motorcycle ball of fury!

    I wish I could go to the circus

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    12-02-08 08:03 AM
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