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  1. Lady C21's Avatar
    hahaha, everyone has a business week joke huh?? lol

    granted...you can dance, but you have two left feet, can sing but you have strep throat and can play the piano but you have 3 broken fingers on each hand....oh yeah and your enter button is broken.

    I wish me and my best friend can go to on a vacation this summer.
    04-16-09 10:00 PM
  2. bx2md's Avatar
    hahaha, everyone has a business week joke huh?? lol

    granted...you can dance, but you have two left feet, can sing but you have strep throat and can play the piano but you have 3 broken fingers on each hand....oh yeah and your enter button is broken.

    I wish me and my best friend can go to on a vacation this summer.
    granted ... but then there is storm and it lasts for the whole time your there

    I wish I didnt have to pay any bills
    04-16-09 11:08 PM
  3. JavaRia's Avatar
    I wish I didnt have to pay any bills[/QUOTE]



    GRANTED...... you no longer have to pay bills; but now the collectors are taking back ALL of your things and you have NOTHING!

    I wish I was on a warm beach sunbathing
    04-17-09 08:35 AM
  4. Lady C21's Avatar
    Granted... You get to sun bathe on a warm beach, but you fall asleep then wake up hours later with crap from birds all over your body.
    I wish on the side of my career as a hobby that I can be on the cover of The Source as the next hottest female rapper.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-17-09 08:42 AM
  5. Cr0nichik's Avatar
    granted you are the next hottest rapper on teh cover of the mag. but your entire body is on fire.

    i wish i wasnt at work right now
    04-17-09 12:45 PM
  6. syb0rg's Avatar
    granted you are the next hottest rapper on teh cover of the mag. but your entire body is on fire.

    i wish i wasnt at work right now
    granted, you are not at work, but you are laying at home with no arms and no legs due to violent flesh eating virus

    I wish for a Boddington Pub Ale...
    04-17-09 12:47 PM
  7. Cr0nichik's Avatar
    granted...you now have the ale. but its poisoned with battery acid.

    i wish i was on the beach right now
    04-17-09 12:50 PM
  8. syb0rg's Avatar
    granted...you now have the ale. but its poisoned with battery acid.

    i wish i was on the beach right now
    granted you are at the beach but you witness Star Jones and Rosie O' making out both wearing g-string bikini's

    i wish i was married to Lucy Pinder.. .. ..
    04-17-09 12:58 PM
  9. Back-space's Avatar
    Granted... Congratulations, you both now spend your tuesdays at an AIDS support group... That's what happens when you sleep with porn stars...

    I wish I could sleep with Katy Perry

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-17-09 10:48 PM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted, only to find out she really is "one of the boys". The romance is good, but the presents (in bed) just weren't what you were expecting. You live with it anyway, cause she/it's just so darn cute, and never explain to your friends why sitting is now such torture.

    I wish fat-a$$ would get off the hershey highway.
    04-18-09 04:25 AM
  11. Back-space's Avatar
    Granted - I like Cadbury.....

    I would wish that Wolf would grow up, but that is far from wishfull thinking.

    I wish Jack Black(attempted actor) would suffer some sort of injury, leaving him unable to "act"
    04-18-09 10:09 AM
  12. aptech's Avatar
    Granted...
    Breaking News: Jack Black has suffered major spinal damage while attempting to act.

    I wish I could wake up to see Jennifer Aniston next to me.

    (asking for trouble i know...)
    04-18-09 03:27 PM
  13. flop's Avatar
    Granted you wake up to a photograph of Jennifer next to you.
    I imagine its quite disturbing to see yourself? The effect was achieved by glueing your eyes to the ceiling.

    I wish this thread would end now.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Last edited by flop; 04-18-09 at 08:55 PM.
    04-18-09 08:51 PM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted, for you! You want to get back to it, but in your CB world, Genie Game just doesn't exist.

    I wish the writing would get a little more creative.
    04-18-09 09:22 PM
  15. Back-space's Avatar
    Granted... Here is your creative writing...
    F U too fat-a$$, may the pillow win!
    I wish I had a gun license and a .357 cal. Desert Eagle
    04-18-09 11:10 PM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted, but without any bullets, you Canadian fool, and my loaded .50cal Desert Eagle, your SOL. Fat-a$$ takes the eternal celestial dirt nap, never to plague us again, or grant his own wishes.

    I wish this would really work, but expect him to be back soon.
    04-18-09 11:15 PM
  17. Coruptyed's Avatar
    Wish granted except this time he comes back with another fat @ss Rosie o donell .. His new girlfriend and all his posts are about there mad sex they have..

    I wish I had no more bills to pay

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-19-09 12:48 PM
  18. Back-space's Avatar
    Granted! You no longer have bills to pay. Unfortunately loans don't fall under that category... Where's my money man? Why you dodging me? You got time to sit around on the internet, but you ain't got money to pay me back?

    I wish I could be a drug dealer
    04-20-09 09:17 PM
  19. Lady C21's Avatar
    Granted!! you become a drug dealer and you own the blocks. but then a close buddy becomes an enemy and snitches.

    I wish that the school year was over already and the summer time was here!! (junior in college)
    04-20-09 09:23 PM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted. School is over, and summer has come. Sorry to say, but Al Gore was right, and the temperature this summer is reaching epic proportions. Your skin is blistering in the intense heat, and there's no relief in sight. Even the AC offers no solace, and you find yourself baking to a crisp.

    I wish we were having an ice age instead.
    04-20-09 10:37 PM
  21. simplenigma's Avatar
    Granted-the movie Ice Age is shown simultaneously across the world






    I wish today was graduation day.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-20-09 11:58 PM
  22. Coruptyed's Avatar
    granted you have now graduated ! unfortunately you went through school to become a professional stunt man to sub in for tom cruise and he gives you lectures on Scientology and you cant take it any more... ending up killing yourself

    i wish customers weren't so stupid..
    04-21-09 12:17 AM
  23. datstudandre's Avatar
    granted all day the customers are a absolute geniuses but unfortunately you still have to deal with them for a 12 hour shift and omg 100 calls holding!!!!!!

    i wish i had a 2010 escalade
    04-21-09 04:27 PM
  24. Coruptyed's Avatar
    Congrats you have an escalade! Unfortunately with the purchase your pen1s shrunk to nothing

    Wish I was in Florida now

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-21-09 07:19 PM
  25. Back-space's Avatar
    Granted! You are now in Florida with your girlfriend nagging at you, your girlfriends sister nagging at her, and your girlfriends mom nagging at everyone Enjoy...

    I wish I could play guitar well
    04-21-09 11:17 PM
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