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  1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Kanga doesn't kill the genie thread, but after receiving BlkBear's script, decides to share with everyone. Unfortunately, because it was viagra and not valium, this doesn't do a thing for backs, but results in an insatiable orgy of epic proportions. The fluids and little blue pills flow on for days, until the entire group passes out from exhaustion and hunger. Even the hat can't possibly go on!

    I wish someone would finally wake up from their over-sexed coma and continue this thread.

    moving from voyeur to participant, in a desperate attempt to resurrect/perpetuate insanity, if, for no other reason, than to provide self-pleasure/fantasy
    Last edited by BigBadWolf; 03-17-09 at 11:57 PM.
    03-17-09 09:25 PM
  2. ginya-san's Avatar
    Granted when they wake up from their coma the go on mass murdering ramages

    I wish I could go swimming!
    03-18-09 10:58 PM
  3. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted. You get undressed, take a shower (pool rules), put on your bikini, and dive in. Unfortunately for Gin, it's a pool of blood, as all that mass-murderin' got messy. This results in a compound fracture to your skull, broken neck, and lots of scrapes on your elbows trying to swim out of the pool. You arrive at the hospital, only to find that jdoc is still out looking for victims.

    I wish there was a doctor around to help put Ginya back together.
    03-19-09 04:06 AM
  4. jdoc77's Avatar
    Whoa doggie... I get called "Doctor" all day long (and all night too sometimes... )


    *poof* there IS a doctor around to put Ginya Back together. I know just the guy. A trauma surgeon I know... you know Wayne Knight (from Jurassic Park and Seinfeld) .. imagine him... with his fingers inside your...

    Abdomen... cauterizing all your internal organs... you wake with fingerprints on everything... and he sends you the pics and thanks you for the best time in surgery ever telling you ... you DID say the magic word.

    I wish Ginya understands...
    03-22-09 01:05 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted. Ginya understands all right, understands a guy who made a living loosing more mail than he delivered just preformed major surgery on her. Fortunately for her, there's pictures detailing the event so when complications arise, and they will, have no doubt, a qualified doctor will have all the clues necessary to reconstruct her properly. Now spending all her time watching the slow drip of an IV bag in ICU, she thanks G_d for her BB more than ever, able to at least wile her day away on CrackBerry.
    I wish jdoc had found a real surgeon to help out Ginya!
    03-22-09 05:55 PM
  6. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! Jdoc did find another surgeon. Sadly, the other surgeon spent the night before getting drunk on hand sanitizer and fornicating with animal crackers. He was in no shape to work at all the next day. But he did. With catstrophic results. 9 months later a scrub nurse realized that they had unwittingly left a chimera animal cookie in the patient's womb.

    I wish there was a law that you must spay or nueter your animal crackers. Where is Bob Barker when you really need him?

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    03-23-09 01:19 AM
  7. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Kanga, your back! WooHoo!

    Granted, Bob Barker, in his infinite wisdom, got Barnum Bailey to spay/neuter the animal crackers. Darn thing is the ones jdoc's surgeon used were left unblemished for breeding purposes (we wouldn't want to let them animal crackers go extinct would we). Poor Ginya, now the picture of health, is also the proud pregnant momma of a chimera. The sonogram confirms a lion like figure, with a head protruding from it's back, having a striking resemblance to Bob Barker himself of all things. You'd think the models would have kept him busy. Now nearing the end of her term, she's in a race against time to find a mid-wife with chimera-sapien birthing experience.
    I wish there was a chimera-sapien mid-wife around when Ginya needs one.
    03-23-09 04:10 AM
  8. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! There was a chimers-sapien midwife who helped Ginya through the whole birthing ordeal. She even helped clean up the biohazardous crumbs that literally exploded in the room when the new arrival first saw light. And THAT is what we call "dedication".

    But alas, Ginya hung her head in shame and disappeared. She was never seen again. The "baby"? Well, it was placed with the Nuns at New Keebler Nunnery. Surviving and thriving to this very day!

    I love a happy ending!

    I wish I had the ability to shut AIG down for good.

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    03-26-09 12:32 AM
  9. ginya-san's Avatar
    Granted but now the world market has crashed, sending the world into a new dark era.

    I wish none of the stuff that happened to me in all of the previous posts never happened!
    03-26-09 01:14 AM
  10. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, it never happened... TO ME!
    You alas must bear the memories of all the deeds good and bad from your LONG LONG LONG LOOOOONG and sorted past. (and she looks so young... pity)

    I wish work would just go away for a month or two. I need a vacation!

    PS we still love ya Ginya-san!!!! (huggers) er... uh MEDIC!!!
    Last edited by BlkBear; 03-26-09 at 10:57 AM.
    03-26-09 10:55 AM
  11. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted, you get a 2 month vacation, with Chevy Chase! The adventure begins innocently enough, as it always does, leaving the Peugeot Sound in his "luxury" liner. As you sail away confidently, family et al, you notice a unique noise coming from the engine room, er, fiberglass cap. The motor pops and fizzles for a half an hour before you find yourself powerless, drifting, already 20 miles from shore. Northward you go, seeing nothing but the occasional penguin or beluga. Chevy is giving you golfing tips to pass the time, resulting in the injury of several family members due to errant drives. You come upon a group of hapless polar bears and invite them onboard. They are down with the brothers, so of course they like you blkbear and offer you a Coke (insert shameless product placement advertising here). Soon your watercraft is encompassed in ice. The situation is becoming perilous indeed! Chevy suggests walking to safety, and you, too high on coke, I mean Coke, reluctantly agree.

    I wish BlkBear would either find shelter or leave Chevy to die.
    03-26-09 11:49 PM
  12. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted --- BlkBear has found shelter @ your HOUSE!
    I wish ATT would HURRY UP and offer 8900
    03-27-09 03:24 PM
  13. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted, but Chevy Chase installed your software (should have left him to die)! Good thing is you can now play golf 24/7 on it, but it's useless for almost anything else. Shame really, it's such a nice device!
    I wish "Global Warming" was a reality, I hate the cold!
    03-29-09 07:36 AM
  14. ginya-san's Avatar
    Granted Global Warming is real food resources are abundant and the human race thrives however the new threat is over population and you now have to share your house with three families since houses aren't able to be built fast enough and the government mandated that those with homes must share their homes to those without shelter.

    I wish Xbox 360 live never existed!
    03-29-09 07:06 PM
  15. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted Xbox live never existed, and the ripple effects spill over to Crackberry.com and it too never existed. Why? Because Xbox/Ps2/3 players made Crackberry (in my revised universe).

    I wish I had a 8900!!!!
    04-16-09 04:04 AM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Granted, ya darn bear!

    I wish I had a pencil thin mustache.

    G_d this game sucks now
    I'm gonna bring over TBL and fire it up a notch. Can't stands no more!!!
    04-16-09 05:39 AM
  17. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    LMAO Wolf! Is it that bad?

    Granted! You do have a pencil thin mustache. But since you trimmed down those 3 foot handlebars you had before, you can no longer wear that "Free Mustache Rides" Or The "Flavor Saver" T-shirt either.

    The only one you have left to wear now is the "Shamu Can't Shop In The Juniors Department & Neither Can You" T-shirt. Unfortunately, it is National Fat Day. Sentiments and tensions are running high since the funnel cake machine didn't arrive at the convention on time. You wind up getting your a$$ kicked by Richard Simmons and 3,000 of his closest fattest friends.

    Poor wolf! I wish he had never used that "Deal A Meal" program years ago. Then he would have fit in perfectly.

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    Last edited by Kangaruex; 04-16-09 at 07:13 AM.
    04-16-09 06:05 AM
  18. Dihce's Avatar
    Granted. However the second you walk out of your house you get mistaken for the godfather and get thrown into an insane asylums' version of gen-pop. It's full of whacked out serial killers and rapists and the rest of your life is worse than ****.

    I wish my life were perfect

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    04-16-09 06:06 AM
  19. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Thank you Kanga!
    Morning weezy!

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    04-16-09 07:06 AM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Thank you Kanga!
    Morning weezy!

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    Dang it, really wrong thread!

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    04-16-09 07:08 AM
  21. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    I am LMAO because I was looking for weezy's post and couldn't find it!

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    04-16-09 07:16 AM
  22. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... You find weezy's post... In the " bbs, gerbils and other fetish toys" thread... There you find all of your other cb friends... To your horror... They are discussing the pleasures of dressing in large kangaruex costumes while engaging in physical acts of pleasure......

    I wish the genie thread would become exciting again....

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    04-16-09 07:26 AM
  23. syb0rg's Avatar
    the genie game is dead, but it came back as a zombie version, eating the brains of anyone read the thread.

    I need my car fixed.
    04-16-09 07:45 AM
  24. Back-space's Avatar
    Wish granted, here's $8000. Later this week the loan sharks you borrowed this money off, will break your legs

    I wish I had a Yamaha R6
    04-16-09 09:38 AM
  25. Lady C21's Avatar
    Granted...but u get in an accident that totals your motorcycle...then you have to ride a bicycle!!

    I wish I could wake up tomorrow and its graduation day. and receive my business finance dipolma and accounting minor. (i am currently a junior) lol
    04-16-09 12:28 PM
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