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  1. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    Granted - she stops calling you, but in a rage of anger gives your number to the Gilbert Godfry and tells him to call you every hour on the hour!!!

    I wish that it was 5 o'clock
    03-10-09 03:25 PM
  2. Username00089's Avatar
    Granted. It's 5 o'clock but there's a TON of traffic and will take you 2 hours to get home.

    I wish it was 7 o'clock!
    03-10-09 03:41 PM
  3. jdoc77's Avatar
    Jeez.. I missed a bit of activity... (No worries, Carol and I tidied things up off camera... )

    It is seven o clock, January 1st, 2075. I am over one hundred years old and have hired you to cook, clean and ... um... well... change me... seven o clock is new diaper time... get cracking!

    Um.. I wish I hadn't just granted that wish that way!
    03-10-09 06:36 PM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Instead it came out as..
    "It is seven o clock, January 1st, 2075. I am over one hundred years old and have hired you to dance like your life a $2 "lady of the evening" at a rodeo.. AND change my diaper.. Now get crackin'"

    I wish I could blow the world's largest bubble.

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    03-10-09 07:25 PM
  5. Username00089's Avatar
    Granted - But when it bursts it gets all stuck in your hair and now you have to shave all your hair off.

    I wish people wouldn't call me with blocked numbers.
    03-10-09 08:18 PM
  6. jdoc77's Avatar
    Granted, People don't call you with blocked numbers and you finally see that it's not "megan fox" It's Michale J Fox calling you and he wants you to volunteer for stem cell research for him...

    I wish this dizzyness would go away....
    03-10-09 08:33 PM
  7. ginya-san's Avatar
    Granted but instead you go blind

    I wish it wasn't cold outside
    03-10-09 10:18 PM
  8. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but thanks to your wish the earth is now hurtling towards the sun, and global warming is a fact, in 4 years we will be parked in and orbit just 100 miles above Mercury.

    I wish for a pony.
    03-11-09 10:52 AM
  9. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it is a toy pony and is nothing like what you really wanted.

    I wish I didn't have to go home and I could stay in this suite

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    03-11-09 11:16 AM
  10. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    Granted but it is a toy pony and is nothing like what you really wanted.

    I wish I didn't have to go home and I could stay in this suite

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    Granted - But it turns into the Suite Life of Zack and Cody from the Disney Channel

    I wish I could get a lifetime AMC movie Card..and watch free movies forever!! *Evil Laugh*
    03-11-09 01:26 PM
  11. Username00089's Avatar
    Granted - But it turns into the Suite Life of Zack and Cody from the Disney Channel

    I wish I could get a lifetime AMC movie Card..and watch free movies forever!! *Evil Laugh*
    Granted. But included in the package are all Pauly Shore movies that play everyday.

    I wish it would warm up here.
    03-11-09 02:15 PM
  12. thinkamp's Avatar
    Granted. But included in the package are all Pauly Shore movies that play everyday.

    I wish it would warm up here.
    Granted but the sun never goes down!

    I wish I could lay in bed and be lazy!
    03-11-09 02:25 PM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But then you roll over and find roseann barr with the costco size can of beefaroni laying next to you.. It is going to be one long, smelly, noisy eternity!!!

    I wish I could ride a unicycle.

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    03-11-09 06:19 PM
  14. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted . I would love to see that on you tube!

    I wish I could fly to London for the day and shop at Harrah's.

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    03-11-09 07:10 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... You get to fly to london and shop at the harrah's casino gift shop!! Fuzzy english dice will look great... Too bad you don't have time to stop at harrod's.. They are having a huge sale.. But alas, you wasted all your 's on the "my friend played at harrah's and all she could afford was this crappy t-shirt" t-shirt".

    I wish I could become a professional roller skater..

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    03-11-09 08:26 PM
  16. Username00089's Avatar
    Granted - You win the pro roller skating championship but you suffer a career ending injury during your celebration by slipping on the dance floor due to someone dropping their drink.

    I wish I could eat Frosted Flakes all I want, anytime, any day without it being bad for me.
    03-11-09 08:28 PM
  17. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you get hundreds of cases of frosted dried fish flakes. YUM!

    I wish for a massage to get the kink in my back smoothed out. Heck a Rolfing session would work as well.
    03-11-09 09:14 PM
  18. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You get a massage, but the girl giving it is named Inga. She out weighs you by about 300 lbs. She has thick sausage fingers that smell like bleu cheese. You have to cut the session short when she starts trying to crawl on top of you. Sweet fancy Moses with a dislexic donkey! She will cruch you into little BlkBear sausage and bleu cheese cakes!

    I wish BlkBear would have just went to the chiropractor!

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    03-11-09 09:39 PM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Grant blkbear does make an appointment w/ a chiropractor.. Having never been to one he picks the doc w/ the largest add in the yellow pages.. "Dr Payne".... As blkbear sits patiently in the waiting room.. Bruised and sore.. He hears muffled sounds of what he believes may be exctacy coming from the back office!! Big grin comes to his face as he cannot wait to be rid of his pain... Soon dr payne brings him into his office.. Blkbear looks around and notices the diploma from the guam academy of chirpractory and tourism.. He gets a little nervous ad dr payne tells him "this won't hurt a bit".. Blake seethes in pain and blacks out""

    I wish I knew what happened next..

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    03-12-09 07:20 AM
  20. ginya-san's Avatar
    Granted but you'll never know anything else again

    I wish my house would clean itself
    03-12-09 12:52 PM
  21. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you own the world's first self cleaning home. Only problem is it has labeled you as the source and cause of all dirt, trash and disorder and locks you out of the house. The warning that blinks on the doors, windows and your BlackBerry, is: "Warning to human infestation... you will be purged from existences, should you attempt to enter the house by any means."

    I wish the back cracker worked today.
    03-12-09 01:25 PM
  22. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! The back cracker is working today. You are 15th in line to receive your back cracking services. However, the guy doing the cracking makes more money on the side by making moon shine on the premises. As you undress and start getting some sweet relief, the ATF busts through the door. The back cracker is so frightened that he twists you around the wrong way before he escapes.

    You are now doomed to walk this earth just like IGOR does. Bent and Bitter!

    I wish BlkBear would just go to a real doctor.

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    03-12-09 04:37 PM
  23. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, I did see a real doctor, she gave me a script for Tylenol 3's, I said thanks and booked the chiropractor before I left her office.

    I wish I could sell my script to someone.
    03-13-09 01:55 AM
  24. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted, I did see a real doctor, she gave me a script for Tylenol 3's, I said thanks and booked the chiropractor before I left her office.

    I wish I could sell my script to someone.
    Granted! You do sell the script to someone. I buy the script because someone put a voodoo curse on me. They cursed my disc and my SI joint at the same time. Even with one epidural down, and one SI joint injection coming up there is no relief in sight. You and I both are now doomed to walk like Igor off of Young Frankenstein forever.

    I wish I don't get caught when I buy BlkBear's script.


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    03-13-09 02:47 AM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    What happened kanga?!? Were you a thread killer?!?

    Granted you don't get caught buying the script.. But when you bring it to your friendly pharmasist, she stares at you strangely... She looks at you, she looks at the script..she looks at you, she looks at the script... The then asks.. Are you SURE this script is for you? "Yes, ma'am" you reply!.. She lays down the script you purchased, and you find that the following, written in blue crayon "please give the big black bear 500 viagra tablets.... Signed Dr. Jdoc"

    I wish kanga had not killed the genie thread!!

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    03-17-09 05:20 PM
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