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  1. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but all the videos are based on the boring, ordinary wishes and their not all that short.

    I seriously wish cerealberry would come back to this thread.
    Granted, but when CB does come back to the thread, all the wishes CB makes are about 1 2 MaNy, which are all... ordinary and boring.

    I wish 1 2 MaNy had made a really good, unordinary , non boring wish to give a genie in training something to work with!
    03-08-09 06:15 PM
  2. jdoc77's Avatar
    He does. This is the wish of the century... the wish of the ages... The King Kong of Wishes... the Godzilla of wishes... the Terminator, Alien and Titanic of wishes... This is the Middle East Peace Treaty of wishes. The unilateral disarmament and rebounding of the economy of wishes. It's the beginning and end if WWII and the second coming (or first if you're Jewish) .... It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.. though it's not really.... It's the burning out of the Sun. It's the crashing of our galaxy into a black hole... It's that big, it's that un-ordinary. ...

    Unfortunately, this is the Genie Thread and he ends up getting two used pairs of underwear and some socks for all his trouble. It's worse than Xmas Presents from your great auntie Mcgill!

    I wish ... for a rock climbing wall in my back yard!
    03-08-09 06:41 PM
  3. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I wish 1 2 MaNy had made a really good, unordinary , non boring wish to give a genie in training something to work with!
    Granted, but its the most horribly complicated piece of work to date and it takes every last bit of your genie powers and like 2weeks to grant.


    I wish I didn't have to read BlkBear's wishes 3 times before I understand them.
    03-08-09 08:03 PM
  4. bx2md's Avatar
    Granted, but its the most horribly complicated piece of work to date and it takes every last bit of your genie powers and like 2weeks to grant.


    I wish I didn't have to read BlkBear's wishes 3 times before I understand them.
    granted ....but then he post in everythread


    I wish I could be on a vacation right this minute
    03-08-09 10:47 PM
  5. -FeistyCJ-'s Avatar
    I wish I didn't have to read BlkBear's wishes 3 times before I understand them.
    Granted! You don't have to read BlkBear's wishes 3 times to understand them. Unfortunately a year of your spare time was spent studying Hooked On Phonics.

    BX2MD: Granted! You are on vacation this very minute. Unfortunately, you are snowed in and have to spend the night on the floor at the airport. eek!

    I wish we didn't skip JDocs wish for a rock climbing wall. I'd really love to see pictures of his rock climbing skills.
    Last edited by Carol64; 03-08-09 at 11:09 PM.
    03-08-09 10:57 PM
  6. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I wish ... for a rock climbing wall in my back yard!

    Granted, but its made out of crack rock.


    Eye wish Hukt onn foniks werked fore mee.
    03-09-09 12:36 AM
  7. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You do get to see pics of jdoc's climbing skills. He had to take them himself 75 feet above the ground.

    However, after he gets down safely he trips on his way to the bathroom right after the maid swept the hallway. He broke his fall with his knee and a piece of wood the maid forgot to sweep up impaled him in his calf. He gets up. No harm, no foul.

    A week later his leg swells to twice it's size. Puss is flowing like whiskey at a redneck family reunion. He goes to another doc and discovers that the wood had not been treated and they will now have to amputate his leg. After the surgery he contracts necrotizing fasciitis in the other leg. They amputate that one as well. Now he can no longer use the rock climbing wall.

    By gone memories make him change his mind about giving you the pics of him climbing. He takes them back and knocks you out. When you wake, you have no memory of jdoc or his pictures.

    I wish Jdoc didn't have to wind up like Lt. Dan.


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    03-09-09 12:42 AM
  8. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted Jdoc does NOT get magic legs, like Lt Dan did. But he does get to have Forrest push him around in a wheel barrow for weeks on end. This drives Jdoc insane and like Lt Dan, he jumps ship. Once he hits the water he grows a wonder merman tail and swims like a... er.. fish.

    I hope Jdoc misses all those drift nets!
    03-09-09 05:51 PM
  9. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    LOL Granted! Jdoc misses the drift nets. Only to wind up in the Bermuda Triangle. Upon arriving at this supernatural destination he spies Ahab off in the distance. He has been trapped in the triangle himself for centuries and still hunts Moby D i c k 24/7. Jdoc, eager for some companionship swims for Ahab's ship. Just as Ahab spies Jdoc he has a new goal in mind. Screw Moby, I want the Merman taxidermied (sp?) And hung in my Captain's Quarters. Jdoc is indeed now screwed again.

    I wish Jdoc didn't end up like poor Charlie the Tuna.


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    03-09-09 05:58 PM
  10. cerealberry's Avatar
    Ooh.. My ears were itching!! Was someone talking about me?!?

    Granted.. Jdoc does not wind up stuffed and mounted .....

    ... On a sailors wall.. However, does find himself haing to dress like a beer wench and serve drink after drink to the restless crew.. Every now and then.. One of the sailors do throw a coin in jdoc's garder and demand that he step onto the table and dance!

    I wish I could quit you, genie thread!! (Ahh the addiction justs pulls me back)

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    03-09-09 06:51 PM
  11. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    LOL! Yay Cereal is back!

    Granted! You can quit the genie thread. But there is such a demand for your genie wishes that TMZ contacts you to come back. They offer tons of money for you to return here. But, alas you love us so much that you offer to come back for free!

    I wish Cereal didn't wish to quit the genie thread.

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    03-09-09 07:25 PM
  12. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Instead I wish that I could live each and every sick and twisted fantasy that is created within these virtual walls... BUT as I come upon the adventures of jdoc and his naughty nurse carol's fantasies.. I find they are so disturbing that I must be heavily medicated because of the reoccuring nightmare.

    I wish kanga would be kind enough to wipe the drool from my chin as I stare aimlessly in space only to twitch in horror every now and then!!

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    03-09-09 07:37 PM
  13. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! I will wipe the drool from your chin and keep you from twitching too much. But I am curious about what made you act this way. I begin looking for the clues to solve this mystery. After hours of watching what Cereal watched I am overcome with the same symptoms. Now I can no longer wipe Cereal's chin or my own for that matter. What are we going to do now?

    I wish Cereal and I could find an anecdote for this mindless sickness before we drown on our own saliva.

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    03-09-09 08:00 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted you both get helper animals. Two Merekats each, to lap up your drool.

    I wish never to have merekat drooling sickness.
    03-10-09 03:40 AM
  15. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You never have merekat drooling sickness. But that will be your loss. Unfortunately, last week the government finally admitted to doing something wrong. I know... hades must have turned into a mild weather paradise. The government confessed to creating and spreading the sickness for scientific reasons.

    Because they contaminated half the population they agreed to pay those who were sick 5 million dollars a piece. You missed out and get nothing while the rest of us got paid and recovered fully!

    I wish BlkBear would have been able to get rich too.



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    03-10-09 05:59 AM
  16. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted -- BlkBear becomes rich but because of the economy - the govn't takes 5/8 of the winnings leaving him enough to pay the taxes on it!

    I wish I have a personal coffee machine @ my desk
    03-10-09 08:30 AM
  17. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You do have your own coffee machine by your desk. The issue is that you aren't allowed to go to the restroom at work. You drink cup after cup of Juan Valdez's dark sinful potion, then have to wait a full 12 hours every before you can use the restroom at your home. Some days you can wait, some you can't. How embarassing!

    I wish that I had bought stock in Depends before Javaria got a very huge coffee maker.

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    03-10-09 08:37 AM
  18. berry-addict's Avatar
    granted but your stock was bought under a misspelt name therefore you lose it to some other guy

    i wish that i had a bigger nob and that the person who grants my wish cannot change/amend the granted wish in any way/shape or form what so ever
    03-10-09 08:44 AM
  19. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You do get a bigger nob. It literally drags on the floor. However you are only allowed ONE wish per post and you broke the rules. Penalty? You forever suffer from ED and even Viagra won't help. It's kind of like having kool-aid with no sugar, eh?

    I wish that the above poster had some granulated sugar.



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    03-10-09 08:48 AM
  20. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    Granted - but while pouring the Sugar...I sneezed on it....

    I wish I could be a Ben & Jerry's taste tester!
    03-10-09 08:51 AM
  21. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You become a taste tester for B&J ice cream. After the first day you discover that you are seriously lactose intolerant. You have to quit your job and the worst thing of all, you can never have dairy products again.

    I wish for some beano.

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    03-10-09 08:56 AM
  22. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    Granted- you get a bottle of beano however something has gone terribly wrong in the lab and the Beano tablet has the OPPOSITE desired effect and you end up blowing a hole through your pants!

    I wish I was in Hawaii!
    03-10-09 08:59 AM
  23. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you are in Hawaii, only in a time before Hawaii's first island broke the surface of the ocean, you have to wait 1000 years before you can enjoy the first sunrise of the island chain, the day AFTER it breaks the surface of the Pacific Ocean.

    I wish for two tickets to Maui, long after there is sand, and warm breezes!
    03-10-09 12:24 PM
  24. MzSweetyPie82's Avatar
    Granted - you are in Maui...but I died waiting on the Sun so I have resorted to haunting you for the duration of your trip!!!

    I wish that I hadn't gone to Hawaii
    03-10-09 02:04 PM
  25. Username00089's Avatar
    Granted. But now you stay stuck in North Carolina forever

    I wish Megan Fox would stop calling me. I told her it's over.
    03-10-09 03:16 PM
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