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  1. -FeistyCJ-'s Avatar
    Granted! You do know who this "Robust Man" is....but you keep screaming "I need hellllllp again, OHHH...MYYY...God! Hellllllllp Meeeeeee NOW" with such shortness of breath?

    I wish Kanga would stop screaming and breathing heavy and tell us who this man is!
    Last edited by Carol64; 02-24-09 at 09:05 PM.
    02-24-09 09:03 PM
  2. shellie-da-newbie's Avatar
    ah haaa kanga - it was the famous john holmes!!! lol helping us get off...eeerrrr escape! and carol got to go 2nd...cereal 3rd and then myself.....we were exhausted-has a smoke n took a nap!

    i wish i knew who had the best time gettin out? (off?)
    02-24-09 09:05 PM
  3. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    You do know who went off first! It was Carol. It would have been me, but I was a little tired and premenstrual. Sadly, it ain't Burger King and we can't all have "it" our way.

    I hope Carol enjoyed going first!

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    02-24-09 09:10 PM
  4. shellie-da-newbie's Avatar
    ooh yea so carol how was it? so we sit and listen to her story she goes on for hours......tellin her story.....

    i wish that carols story would end already...were goin on the 2nd hour of listenin here our ears are bleeding with jealousy! lol
    02-24-09 09:15 PM
  5. -FeistyCJ-'s Avatar
    Ugh! Granted! It WAS me that got off first...(I took one for the team..YOU owe me Kanga!!) but it WAS NOT Holmes...it WAS Burger King....that creepy one in the commercial.

    I wish my Prince Charming would come rescue me. lol
    02-24-09 09:30 PM
  6. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! Carol's story does end, while she takes a bathroom break. She then comes in and shares the last half with us for another 3 hours. I myself, am amazed at the sheer "olympic" performance and endurance of the "robust" savior. I am exhausted now, and am strangely dissappointed with my own "rescue".

    I wish we all men had the endurance Carol just got blessed with!



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    02-24-09 09:32 PM
  7. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    LOL! Carol! We "came" and posted at the same time!


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    02-24-09 09:36 PM
  8. Blkbear's Avatar
    I am not touching any of this!!
    I'll just sit over here and watch my anatomically correct rodent hat, hump my shoe.
    02-24-09 11:44 PM
  9. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    LMAO BlkBear! C'mon... you can't just leave us hanging! You have to grant a wish!



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    02-25-09 01:05 AM
  10. Username0223's Avatar
    lmao! Granted Kanga- you men now have the endurance of an olympian only because you guys took tooooo much viagra! darnit-and now bcuz of that the women r in the hosp with exhaustion from.....well you know! so now you guys have to visit there and bring flowers while leaving your anatomically correct rodent hats at home licking the powder residue left in the bottle from the tabs.....and now gues wat there doing?! yep you got it! every shoe/sneaker/slipper in the house has been violated......and the saga continues!

    i wish i knew wen us women got out of the hospital from recovering!! :O how long were we in for?! is it still 2009?
    02-25-09 12:03 PM
  11. -FeistyCJ-'s Avatar
    I wish Kanga would host a reunion (AT HER HOUSE) where all her CB friends could fly in and stay for a week long visit!
    Should we start packing our bags?
    02-28-09 04:52 PM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but I'm not sharing a room, cause Jdoc SNORES!

    I wish I could get into the next fitness Boot Camp, but I'm cheap and broke.
    02-28-09 06:34 PM
  13. jdoc77's Avatar
    Hey... Carol likes the noises I make... oh wait... I wasn't sleeping.

    *poof* ... jdoc sends you to a trainer that he knows and they have you sweating more than any man trying to keep up with Carol (Yea, I read back a ways... ) and dropping more fat than a butcher in a Los Angeles nuevo riche deli...

    I wish I knew how much fat a butcher in a nuevo riche deli drops...
    02-28-09 06:39 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you find out exatcly how much fat a butcher in a nuevo riche deli drops, what is bugging you is you find out AFTER you have eaten in a nuevo riche deli, not only how much fat the butcher drops, but also how much he and the two cooks pick up, from the mankiest floor in history, to use in the food they are fixing.

    I wish Jdoc does not make any of those noises if I get stuck in a room with him, at least in a bed by himself!
    02-28-09 06:51 PM
  15. jdoc77's Avatar
    Unless your name is pronounced "carol" ... I won't be making the same noises with you big guy...

    But this is kind of a Schrodinger's cat puzzle where I am in bed by myself but in a room with BlkBear... I kinda wish that never happens too!
    02-28-09 07:33 PM
  16. -FeistyCJ-'s Avatar
    Granted! You are not in a bed by yourself, or in a room with BlkBear. BlkBear threw you out and you were wandering the hallway aimlessly. Of course, wanting to keep the peace, I kindly invite you to sleep in my room. lol


    I hope Kanga's rooms are sound proof.
    Oh, and I hope BlkBear likes his new roomie, cerealberry!
    02-28-09 10:18 PM
  17. jdoc77's Avatar
    I thought you'd NEVER ask... Ok.. I didn't really think that...

    and *poof* is NOT the word I am looking for to grant this wish... Plenty of other words come to mind and poof is not one of them...

    Wish Granted... Kanga's walls are sound proof, but not shock-waveproof and we are responsible for some bumps and bruises as the gang desperately tries to listen at our door...

    I wish I could get multi-tap with SureType style keyboard in portrait view on the Storm! lol...
    02-28-09 11:04 PM
  18. Blkbear's Avatar
    Unless your name is pronounced "carol" ... I won't be making the same noises with you big guy...

    But this is kind of a Schrodinger's cat puzzle where I am in bed by myself but in a room with BlkBear... I kinda wish that never happens too!

    Er um you read that wrong.... YOU'D be in the bed by yourself making those noises. Carol's guest room has two single beds in it. Otherwise we'd be sawing her King sized bed in half!
    03-01-09 12:03 AM
  19. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You get it all! Sadly enough the next night you fall out of bed and hit your head on the beanbag sitting on the floor next to it.

    The next morning on your way to the bathroom you pick your Storm up to check and repy to all your new email messages. That is when you realize that ironically enough you can read but you no longer remember how to write.

    The doctor's say that the damage to your brain from the bean bag is exstensive and there is nothing they can do for you. Your wish was a wasted one that you never got to enjoy. Sorry...

    I wish BlkBear would have had his head gear on when he fell out of bed. It might have helped a little.

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    03-01-09 03:52 AM
  20. -FeistyCJ-'s Avatar
    lol Kanga...granted! BlkBear had his head gear on when he fell out of bed...but it was JDoc's wish.

    I wish that Jdoc was granted another wish! lol
    03-01-09 01:09 PM
  21. jdoc77's Avatar
    Poof I get another wish! But unfortunately, I wish that BlkBear didn't have expressive aphasia! And he doesn't he has singing expressive aphasia, where he can't respond to anyone in any way unless he sings. He spends the rest of his life sounding like he is in "High School Musical" except the only Musical he knows the words to is Mack the Knife and that song and "moon over bourbon street" don't get you very far...

    I wish I knew if they sing a lot in high school musical..
    03-01-09 02:42 PM
  22. -FeistyCJ-'s Avatar
    Granted! You find out they DO sing alot in High School Musical...only because you get to watch the whole movie!

    I wish to ask BlkBear a question and hear his singing response:

    BlkBear, will the sun come out tomorrow?
    03-01-09 02:52 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but sadly the song is in a language you don't understand and sounds horrible to the same tune it would be in English.

    I wish I could sing horribly in foreign languages so people would pay me to stop singing.

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    03-01-09 03:17 PM
  24. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, people hear you singing and shove chickens at you as payment to get to you shut up. You have all the chicken and eggs you need for the rest of you life, only one tiny problem, you are allergic to chicken feathers and eggs.

    "The sun'll come out, tomorrow!!!"

    I wish I could actually carry a tune in the vocal ranges that I can actually make.

    PS even without the head gear, not being able to write would not be a problem, I'd just TYPE instead!
    03-01-09 03:30 PM
  25. -FeistyCJ-'s Avatar
    Poof! You CAN actually carry a tune in the vocal ranges that you can actually make...AND...you find out that voice of yours is going to be a big money maker!!! You audition and get the part for the singing voice of the lovable children's character:

    Barney!!!!



    I hope BlkBear has fun with Baby Bop and BJ!
    03-01-09 09:14 PM
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