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  1. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you then become the opposite to them?

    I wish santa would bring me a nice fat paycheck, apartment and car payment.

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    11-30-08 11:02 PM
  2. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but a fire burns the apartment and your uncashed checks.

    I wish there were better shows on TV.

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    11-30-08 11:06 PM
  3. jjislas's Avatar
    Granted but you don't have a TV

    I wish that my wish will come true

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    12-01-08 12:32 AM
  4. bx2md's Avatar
    granted but then you pass away


    I wish I had a new truck
    12-01-08 12:42 AM
  5. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but before you can drive it, it's stolen and stripped for parts.

    I wish I was a Genie
    12-01-08 12:58 AM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the lamp you live in gets lost for at least centuries.

    I wish I didn't have to clean the snow from my driveways.

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    12-01-08 06:43 AM
  7. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But then newspaper boy comes along, slips, falls and sues you for all you're worth

    Wish this was a 3 day work week... Ughhhhh work!

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    Last edited by cerealberry; 12-01-08 at 07:07 AM.
    12-01-08 07:01 AM
  8. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but next week is a 7 day work week and you have to work 14 hour days.

    I wish I didn't have to wake up

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    12-01-08 10:17 AM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you passed on in your sleep.

    I wish people knew how to drive on snow.

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    12-01-08 10:20 AM
  10. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but they forget how to drive in the sun.

    I wish I had someone to write this term paper for me.

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    12-01-08 10:33 AM
  11. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, it's written and turned in my a 1st grader.

    I wish I had my Blackberry browser back.

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    12-01-08 11:03 AM
  12. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you can't access CrackBerry

    I wish ItsBets could get a new BlackBerry

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    12-01-08 11:06 AM
  13. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but she has no service anywhere she goes.

    I wish BlackBerries weren't so darn addicting!
    12-01-08 12:46 PM
  14. contractors_wife's Avatar
    Granted but you can't keep your hands off of your blackberry.

    I wish it would snow already

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    12-01-08 01:28 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But once it starts... It never stops



    I wish I had lucky charms cereal at home... Mmmmmm

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    12-01-08 05:27 PM
  16. lea808's Avatar
    granted but it's full of roaches!!

    I wish I could graduate this winter!
    12-01-08 05:29 PM
  17. jjislas's Avatar
    Granted but it never stops and the snow covers your house, you're out of food and eat you husband then you die and the snow stops

    I wish I don't die
    12-01-08 05:29 PM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Yikes!!! Double post!!

    I wish I knew which one to answer

    Granted lea... But you can't find a job
    Granted jj.... But you grow so old you have to spend eternity in a nursing home w/ crochety nurses

    I wish I could think of something to wish for

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    12-01-08 05:45 PM
  19. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you end up miserable.

    I wish I had someone here to take care of me and my fever.

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    12-01-08 06:08 PM
  20. vslice's Avatar
    Granted you get a personal nurse but have to pay out of pocket because your insurance doesn't cover it.

    I wish the New Jersey Devils win the Stanley Cup
    12-01-08 06:20 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But the cup has a large hole in it and during the celebration the entire team drowns in gatorade


    Wish I had a maid to come clean my house

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    12-01-08 06:52 PM
  22. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but she steals your stuff.

    I wish I had a hot man here to give me a massage.

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    12-01-08 06:55 PM
  23. jjislas's Avatar
    Granted... PM your address but I be there tomorrow

    I wish she PM her address
    12-01-08 07:31 PM
  24. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted - but he never stops rubbing you no matter how much you scream and beg.

    I can't wait for my new Blackberry to arrive! Hehe. I hope that it will NOT give me any hassles.

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    12-01-08 07:33 PM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but her husband the UFC fighter responds to your PING!


    Wish someone would ask ME to pm my addy!

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    12-01-08 07:34 PM
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