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  1. cerealberry's Avatar
    They do..... It is a new vaccine which protects them against smart people.


    I wish I had a spare tire planter to go next to the used pick-up truck backseat couch for the "front yard" of my trailer.

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    01-19-09 09:02 PM
  2. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! But since you are missing the bathtub planter and the "Overturned Wheelbarrow spilling perfectly planted foliage)" You are an outcast in your homeowner's assoc. You are willing to pay the fee until you realize the fee increased last year. The fee for your poor redneck taste is castration by hot knitting needles.

    I wish the sun rose at night and the moon came out during the day!

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    01-19-09 10:47 PM
  3. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, and you never notice and just start sleeping when it gets dark and wake up when it's light, just like everyone else.

    Sniff I miss my tape worm!

    I wish I had a nice HD TV.
    01-20-09 12:53 AM
  4. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You have a nice shiny HD TV but the only thing that it will play is reruns of the Teletubbies and Rev. Falwell telling you how satanic it is!

    I wish I could finish a full sleeve of tattoos on myself.

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    01-20-09 01:01 AM
  5. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... To pass time in "the big house", after being falsely convicted of murder in the 6th degree... You and your cell mate "big herb" work furiously for the next 12 years on your sleeve... Using a homemade needle and mouse droppings..

    I wish I could attend one of the inaugural balls.

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    01-20-09 06:35 AM
  6. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you get to attend the ball of your choice, but they strip search you first and take your Blackberry (which causes an explosion of cereal, including tiny colored marshmallows), as you HULK out and beat the secret service men/women senseless. You are of course ejected from the ball. Oh and they keep your Berry !!!!

    I wish I could be there to see Cereal Hulk out!
    01-20-09 07:59 AM
  7. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You get to see the cereal hulk out. But when he does the tiny colored marshmallows get crammed into your cheeks forcing you to look like a pregnant hamster and leaving you to talk like Barbara Walters for the rest of the year.

    I wish for world peace!

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    01-20-09 06:01 PM
  8. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but you get that genie with bad hearing, who hears that you wished for world peas, and Poof... World sized peas!

    I wish I had a new car.

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    01-20-09 08:58 PM
  9. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You have your new car! You love it but the day after the EPA and the new president proclaim that no car can run on US highways that burns gasoline which means your new beloved car is now illegal and useless. You must pay a hefty fine for having the vehicle and another astronomical fine to have it crushed. In the end it leaves you borrowing money to take the bus home.

    I wish I had a trust fund!

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    01-20-09 09:08 PM
  10. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... A $27.5 mil trust fund is set up in your name... Unfortunately...the fund was invested w/ madoff and is now worth 27 cents.


    I wish the next time I "hulk out" i turn pink instead of green....

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    01-20-09 09:24 PM
  11. Blkbear's Avatar
    Kang's genie is evil!

    Granted, you have one of the biggest trust funds in history. The only catch is, you are not allowed to touch one dime of it, until the 900 cats, and all the litters they have in the next 20 years, all die of natural causes. By which time all but a dime of the trust fund is used up in their care and housing. But you are in luck, that one dime if worth $2.22.

    I wish I was in my nice warm bed watching Zardoz.

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    01-20-09 09:25 PM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted you turn Pepto Bismol Pink with green strips.

    I wish I didn't take so long to type using the wap browser, so I didn't get beat to the punch with genie wishes!

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    01-20-09 09:30 PM
  13. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! (I have the same problem) Your typing has speeded up but you get blackberry thumb from it. It gets so bad they have to amputate. You are so crackberried that you have them sew your big toes onto your hands and have to learn how to text all over again!

    I wish I had a pc and a BB instead of just the BB.

    LMAO Cereal! Madoff?!?

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    01-20-09 09:36 PM
  14. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But now you type faster than you can even think... So your wishes make no sense and genie can't decifer them.

    I wish I knew what zardoz was

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    01-20-09 09:37 PM
  15. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you rent the DVD and are stunned by the 1974 sci-fi thriller and it's state of the art special effects.

    I wish I had more cheesy pretzels.

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    01-20-09 09:44 PM
  16. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! You have more cheesy pretzels. Unknown to you they came from a warehouse that was over run with wharf rats. The wharf rats carried the bubonic plague and left remnants of the disease on your bag. You are infected immediately.

    I wish I had an unending supply of pain killers when my doc is on vacation. LOL!

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    01-20-09 09:51 PM
  17. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Unfortunately.... You quickly become immune to them and find that it takes 30 to 40 vicodins every few minutes just to keep the high going... So you are non-stop downing pills....

    I wish imy dog would stop licking himself.

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    01-20-09 10:06 PM
  18. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, now he starts licking you.

    I wish the boyz would quit laying up against me.

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    01-20-09 10:15 PM
  19. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! Your dog stops licking himself. What you don't know is that his licking is an actual OCD disorder and he can't help it. He starts to lick everything else in sight, so when you get home you have to sit on a dog slober soaked couch and sleep on a slober soaked bed. This causes you to develop bed sores that the dog also loves to lick.

    I wish I had an indoor pool.

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    01-20-09 10:15 PM
  20. TreyDaPrince's Avatar
    Granted! You get you're indoor pool during a house party. For giggles, your friends throw you in said indoor pool while granting wishes from your BB. You're BB is now nuked! No more wishes for you!

    I wish life was really like a box of chocolates.
    01-20-09 11:01 PM
  21. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! Your life has become a box of chocolates but you have the mental capacity of the man that quoted the phrase in the beginning. In the end you don't even know what the phrase means and cannot appreciate it.

    I wish Punxatawny(sp?)Phil would always see his shadow!

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    01-20-09 11:09 PM
  22. TreyDaPrince's Avatar
    Granted! Unfortunately you find yourself stuck in a horrible movie re-living the same day over and over again.

    I wish RIM released BB's through carriers SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!
    01-20-09 11:16 PM
  23. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    LMAO! I appreciate The Grounhog Day reference.

    Your wish is granted. BB's are released simultaneously but they never release an OS upgrade for any of them. So you are stuck with any issues you had at purchase. You then have no other choice but to switch to the Iphone.

    I wish someone would steal my car!

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    01-20-09 11:28 PM
  24. jdoc77's Avatar
    They do steal your car, and they sell it to mythbusters wherein they put dead animals in it to rot for months to test the myth that you can get the smell out.. which you can't. When your insurance company finds out the car isn't totaled, they make you take it back, though it smells like dead, rotted pigs, you've nothing else to drive...

    I wish I was done with residency.
    01-20-09 11:48 PM
  25. TreyDaPrince's Avatar
    Granted! You are done with residency...they caught you cheating on the final exam and kicked you out!

    I wish all people thought Groundhog's Day was a GREAT movie!!
    01-20-09 11:55 PM
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