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  1. shwy's Avatar
    Granted. The pressure inside changes and your head hurts even more.
    I wish it would snow already. 

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    01-12-09 07:43 PM
  2. jjislas's Avatar
    Granted but snow burns more than fire.

    I wish this thread get locked.

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    01-13-09 12:28 AM
  3. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, the genie seeing you had a loose thread on your zipper, locks it, now you can never take those jeans off again.

    I wish evil was good and good was evil for the next two days.
    01-13-09 12:40 AM
  4. rosa109's Avatar
    Granted, evil was good and good was evil for the next two days but on day three good being evil decided it liked being evil too much to go back... So good ceased to exist and there was only evil in the world...

    I wish I was a famous movie star.

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    01-13-09 12:59 AM
  5. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, POOF in a flash of blinding lights and music, you have a STAR on the Walk of Fame, your picture is in all the movie magazines (well all the older ones anyway), your face is well known and people know you the second they hear your voice... just so happens you are now W C Fields, and while you are/were famous you are also quite dead! "The worms crawl in the the worms crawl out..."

    I wish for a genie that knows what I want, the way that I want, and likes what I want, when I want what I like as I like it.
    01-13-09 12:29 PM
  6. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but now you don't want it anymore and the genie makes you take it the way that he wants it, and likes that you took it, when he wants what he likes as he likes it.

    I wish I had super strength!
    01-17-09 02:04 AM
  7. zoi's Avatar
    Granted, but whenever you decide to use your strength your muscles rip out from under your skin and you're forced to walk around like that for the rest of your life.
    bwahah

    i wish i could sleep well!
    01-17-09 02:07 AM
  8. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, the genie thought you said you wanted to sleep with Will, and well... be nice, he's the big fella with a powerful hankering. Oh and you are locked in a cell with him until 2pm tomorrow.

    I wish I could escape from anything in record time.
    01-17-09 05:30 AM
  9. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted...... After being hung upside down over a tank of hungry shark. while in a locked straight jacket.... You break houdini's escape record by 2.5 seconds.... Unfortunately... You would have needed at least 3.2 seconds more to have actually survived the stunt...

    I wish I never had to leave key west

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    01-17-09 02:26 PM
  10. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted you are inspecting the building of giant cement platform, when you slip and become entombed forever in tons of wet cement. Here lies Mz Cereal forever and ever and ever.

    I wish I could visit the tomb of the unknown Cereal.

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    01-17-09 05:27 PM
  11. TreyDaPrince's Avatar
    I grant you your wish and teleport you to the tomb...There you see Dr. Jack and Kate from the TV show Lost...and there's Ben "The island won't let you leave"

    I wish women weren't so difficult.
    01-18-09 12:45 AM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but the ONLY way to grant the wish of making it seem to you that women aren't so difficult is to give you a choice..

    A. You become a woman yourself.
    B. All women you come in contact with for the rest of you life, come with an air pump and a patch kit.

    Oh and if you do not pick.... all women become men and you become the only woman on earth.

    I wish I have seen at least one episode of Lost.
    01-18-09 11:28 AM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... And for an entire hour you sit there, dumb-founded, with jaw dropped.... Because a) you can't figure out what all the hype is b) you can't even figure out the plot and c) you can't even figure out what language they are speaking...... And you wasted an hour of your life!

    I wish my bb came with offense check.

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    01-18-09 02:51 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, BUT I'm dumb-founded, with jaw dropped... heheh

    I wish I didn't have to work tonight.
    Last edited by BlkBear; 01-18-09 at 03:57 PM.
    01-18-09 03:38 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... Boss calls and says... Stay home... Don't come in tonight... Get some sleep.... Cause I need you in at 6am tomorrow for a double shift!

    I wish my tooth didn't hurt

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    01-18-09 04:14 PM
  16. gbeebe's Avatar
    Granted, the dentist takes it out. Voila!

    I wish I had a new car.
    01-18-09 04:19 PM
  17. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but it is a clown car.

    I wish I get something kewl for my birthday tomorrow.

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    01-18-09 04:21 PM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... A 40lb block of ice!!! Happy Bday (almost) vindeelou!!


    I wish vindeelou appreciates my birthday gift

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    01-18-09 04:24 PM
  19. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it melts and she is then very sad :-(

    I wish I were happy

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    01-18-09 05:30 PM
  20. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! But you only feel true happiness once every decade.

    I wish my electric bill was cheaper!

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    01-18-09 05:40 PM
  21. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but the reason why it is cheaper is because of a power outage

    I wish I could be with the one I love

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    01-18-09 05:44 PM
  22. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But your true love turns out to be a urine soaked homeless guy who lives in a refrigerator box under the brooklyn bridge....... Ah. They say love is blind... I hope it also has poor nasal receptors


    I wish airport seats were more compfy

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    01-18-09 05:52 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but they're bolted to the roof of the plane, outside.

    I wish I had a three toed sloth for a pet.

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    01-18-09 09:22 PM
  24. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    Granted! But your three toed sloth is carrying a government released/mutated strain of botulism and eventually infects everyone around you, so you two can live happily ever after.

    I wish it would snow here!

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    01-18-09 09:54 PM
  25. jdoc77's Avatar
    It does snow there, for the next 33 years as snow in your area is the harbinger of the next Ice Age plunging the world into darkness and chaos as Al Gore says, "I told you so!"

    I wish to live HEALTHILY till age 120.
    01-18-09 10:15 PM
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