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  1. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, it's a piece of tissue the size of a 1969 Caddy and it's soaked as soon as you touch your nose.

    I wish 8pm would hurry up and get here so I can go home.

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    01-09-09 05:59 PM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But at 7:59 your boss runs in w/ an emergency and is going to need you to sray another "few" hours

    I wish I had a lady-in-waiting to pack for me

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    01-09-09 06:16 PM
  3. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but she packs all winter clothes so you are really sweaty when you see mickey

    I wish I were going on vacation

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    01-09-09 07:02 PM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... 2 months in calcutta.... On the "living like the natives" tour... Hope you packed your imodium

    I wish my pizza would get here already!

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    01-09-09 07:10 PM
  5. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it has worms and anchovies on it.

    I wish I had dinner
    01-09-09 09:22 PM
  6. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but it's the pizza you just prescribed to Cereal.

    I wish I had wooden clogs.

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    01-10-09 12:08 AM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but not the shoes, clogs in the plumbing of your home, and Joe the plumber charges a fortune to repair it since he's a celeberty now.

    I wish I could have a day off.

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    01-10-09 04:20 AM
  8. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But after a late night of rabble rousing, you finally head to bed around 4:30am, knowing you can sleep as late as you want.. Cause you are off.. You are startled out of your slumber at 5:15am by your boss... There's an emergency and they need you to work...... A double shift!!

    I wish I wasn't such a freak

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    01-10-09 06:53 AM
  9. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but now your so ordinary, the family dog won't even hang out with you unless you bribe him.

    I wish I had webbed feet.
    01-10-09 12:39 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you now have to waddle as a result as walking becomes too difficult. Also, good luck finding shoes that fit.

    I wish I could live in a giant hollowed out mushroom.

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    01-10-09 05:10 PM
  11. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but it's a carnivorous giant mushroom and its hungry for some sandman 454!


    I wish human gas smelled like cotton candy.
    01-11-09 11:16 AM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted and just your luck, the smell of cotton candy now makes you vomit with adds to the smell. Oh and you are trapped in an elevator, with 12 of the gasses farters for the next 48 hours.

    I wish I had some more of what I just drank.
    01-11-09 07:06 PM
  13. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it wasn't as it was the first time

    I wish I knew who my father was...

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    01-11-09 08:38 PM
  14. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but your dating him.

    I wish Jaime continues to have a wonderful time on vacation

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    01-11-09 09:12 PM
  15. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    (first of all EWWW!)

    Granted but it rains the whole time

    I wish I were on vacation
    01-11-09 10:27 PM
  16. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, too bad your vacation is spent on a highway garbage pick up gang, the entire time.

    Wish wish for baked Mac and Cheese to make itself tomorrow.
    01-12-09 02:51 AM
  17. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but now that Mac is a made man, he doesn't hang out with you any more and you go hungry till you make your own food.

    I wish I could go home now.
    01-12-09 05:18 AM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but suddenly there's a tornado and your new home is Oz.

    I wish I was "the great and powerful Oz"

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    01-12-09 07:22 AM
  19. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but you soon realize that your really just the man behind the curtain and you fall into a deep depression.

    I wish cough syrup tasted like Dr. Pepper.
    01-12-09 11:12 AM
  20. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted! All cough syrup now tastes like Dr Pepper, too bad Dr Pepper is that grungy fellow at the highway on ramp with the cardboard sign that reads... "My Name is Dr Pepper, and I smell like a dead Yak, and taste worse..."

    I wish I never need cough syrup!
    01-12-09 11:46 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you drink yak flavored Dr Pepper because you miss the taste of the cough syrup of the same name.

    I wish people would go extinct.

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    01-12-09 12:12 PM
  22. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted and ... well you can't read this because you are extinct. (typed by a Monkey Bear hybrid)

    I wish my mother was a monkey and my dad was a bear!

    "Look up on that wall, it's a teenage mutant spider, it's a giant tree sloth, it's MONKEYBEAR!" ... strange monkey/bear hybrid that poped up the second humans became extinct...
    01-12-09 01:01 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but in order to be accepted by the other non humans you're gonna have to wax all that extra hair off.

    I wish I had the answers to everyones questions and could charge them for it.

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    01-12-09 03:36 PM
  24. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but the going rate for answers is $0.01 and everyone has really long, complicated questions.

    I wish Amy Winehouse was hot.
    01-12-09 05:31 PM
  25. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted her temp is 101 degrees F

    I wish my head didn't hurt every time the pressure outside changed

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    01-12-09 06:01 PM
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