[vndlewis]

Granted, but it has a leak.

I wish I wasn't skipped.

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[ItsBets]

Granted, Betseys post shall be banished for --- err, another minute. lol

I wish I were a ninja.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but everyone hits your posts and ignores everyone else leading to bitterness and resentment towards you.

I wish I had a kite.

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[ItsBets]

Granted, but the genie thought you said "mite" and now you're infested.

I wish I had a big bowl of pico de gallo!!

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but the genie only heard gallows, ts off with your head instead.

I wish I had a gold bar.

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[ItsBets]

<--lol

I'd go with that but don't want to mess up the OPs game with the earing impaired genie (hmm, new game?)

Granted, you get a gold bar, but it is dropped from the sky and kills you on impact.

I wish I had dentures so I'd never need to seek a dentist. :-P.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but they're old-school wooden ones, and besides the splinters there's also the matter of termites.

I wish I had a pogo stick.

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[ItsBets]

Granted, you pogo-it up and down your block and hit a crack in the pavement - long story short, your unable to sit for a month.

I wish I could whistle like a bird.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but you whistle the mating call of a bunch of birds who show up "switched on" only to be disappointed about being tricked. Long story short you got attacked by angry birds.

I wish I could sit down.

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[ItsBets]

Rofl!!!

Granted you can sit on a doughnut for another two weeks till your home free!

I wish I could do a horror movie scream and terrify people as I screamed it out on the street for fun.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but you also fall down and break your leg. Unfortunately the scream attracts a real psychotic killer who takes his or her time doing their job.

I wish I had a big fake knife.

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[ItsBets]

Granted, you're weilding a big, fake knife as you leave a restaurant one night and that is what you're left to defent yourself with as the same psychotic killer from above waits in the shadows...

I wish I could contort my body.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but I can't think of a downside to that, sounds fun.

I wish I could rule the world.

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[12MaNy]

Granted, but you now rule "Wally World".

I wish for a fish, named "trish", that went "splish...splash...splish!!!"

[cerealberry]

Granted... But trish turns out to be a 2 ton orca whale..... Who spish..splash..shishes you to death.

I wish I could sail on the "good ship lollypop"

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but it gets taken over by Somolian pirates, and in a fight between them and the Russians, the crew is unfortunately killed.

I wish I had some baileys for my coffee.

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[la_mala]

Granted, but now you're coffee is ice cold.

I wish I had stopped for McD's breakfast.

[vndlewis]

Granted, but you get there at 10:31 and they have stopped serving breakfast.

I wish McDonald's served breakfast later.

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[Blkbear]

Granted, they now serve breakfast until 10:31.01 and you are 10th in line.

I wish I had twice the money I needed!

(oh and the first wish for all the money I needed, worked!!!!)

[12MaNy]

Granted, but now everything costs twice as much.

I wish all firearms were capable of firing foam nerf bullets. That way I could scare the living doodie outta my friends.

[Blkbear]

Granted and now you are in prison for scaring the doodie out of a policeman who shot back at you and put you in the hospital.

I wish everything costing twice as much doesn't matter anymore.

[cerealberry]

Granted.... Because you spent all your $ on that $2mil gold plated whoopie cushion. So everything could cost 1/3 and you still don't have enough.

I wish i had a pierced eyebrow.

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[12MaNy]

Granted, but the piercer thought you said "pierce my eyenow" and now you have a stud hanging out of your eyeball.

I wish I had a remote control that worked on people.

[Adrienne1214]

Granted bit you accidently drop it in water and it is ruined

I wish I had wings and immune to the genie misfortune

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but the density of the atmosphere is suddenly greatly reduced and flying becomes impossible anyway.

I wish I was Icharus but remember to stay away from the sun.

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