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  1. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted Jim is now you friend, and while riding in your car, you are pulled over and he has 20,000 worth of drygs on him, you car gets taken and the two of you are arrested on charges of trying to sell drugs.

    I wish I could kill my bosses and get away with it, but will settle for all the overtime I'm owed for Dec.
    01-05-09 09:16 PM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But your boss shows you the fine print in your contract which states that you promise to donate all overtime funds earned to the "help the starving ceo's of wall street" fund.... So check is automatically sent to bill gates.

    I wish I could shake hands w/ howie mandel

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    01-05-09 09:32 PM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but since he's a germophobe he does that fist hand shake. Unfortunately he does it too aggressively and your hands both break.

    I wish that fist bump handshake would go away.

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    01-05-09 09:36 PM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... Instead.... Eskimo kissing becomes the new "in" greeting.....

    I wish I could be a geeshia

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    01-05-09 09:38 PM
  5. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted but you find out that "Geeshia" is Japanese slang for "Gangster" and now your rollin' with tha Tokyo Crips.

    I wish I owned a platypus farm.
    01-06-09 12:57 AM
  6. USMCSergeant's Avatar
    Granted, but your platypus farm is all male and they like to stomp you constantly with the venomous spurs on their hind legs.

    I wish for 10 more wishes
    01-06-09 04:03 AM
  7. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But genie is a little hard of hearing... Thought you asked for "a pen for fishes".... And instead you wind up with a new aquarium.

    I wish I had invented the uglydoll!

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    01-06-09 06:35 AM
  8. la_mala's Avatar
    Granted, but they're soooo ugly, they traumatize children every where & u have to go into hiding or face a lynch mob of angry parents.

    I wish I lived on a beach some where.
    01-06-09 07:48 AM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but there is nothing to make a structure out of, and seagulls use you continually for target practice.

    I wish hunting seagulls was legal.

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    01-06-09 08:25 AM
  10. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but then hunting bears becomes illegal and they over populate your area

    I wish I could find a new job

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    01-06-09 08:38 AM
  11. la_mala's Avatar
    Granted, but u hate it more than a visit to the dentist....

    I wish I could hunt some of my co-workers, hhehehe
    01-06-09 08:43 AM
  12. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted and you do but you get arrested and spend the rest of your life in jail with big bertha

    I wish I knew why my dog killed my stuffed bear by tearing it's eyes off and pulling the stuffing through the eye holes...
    01-06-09 09:48 AM
  13. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted and you reallize he did you a favor becuz the bear was possessed and about to attack you.

    I wish I could murder my coworker guilt-free and get away with it.
    01-06-09 12:34 PM
  14. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but then that person's ghost constantly follows you everywhere screaming "MURDERER!!!".

    I wish I had a giant man-eating plant that I could cart around town in a red wagon.
    01-06-09 01:08 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but its a tropical plant and a sudden cold snap hits while you're out and about with it, and it dies.

    I wish I had a red wagon.

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    01-06-09 04:15 PM
  16. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but it has no wheels.

    I wish I could lose weight.

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    01-06-09 04:17 PM
  17. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted..... With a quick toe-ectomy you are suddenly 20lbs lighter and can now wear size 6 shoes!! (Bonus!!!)

    I wish I would have a tummy-ectomy.

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    01-06-09 05:14 PM
  18. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but then you are no longer able to eat and you suffer greatly for years which is a miracle because most people don't survive without eating but it sucks because you have to watch everyone else eat yummy yummy food.

    I wish I hadn't locked my keys in the car
    01-06-09 08:06 PM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But as you were insuring that they were out of the car, you accidently dropped them down the sewer...


    I wish I had a car that worked by mind control

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    01-06-09 08:09 PM
  20. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but as you are driving it with that mind control you suddenly have a day dream and crash

    I wish I could fly
    01-06-09 08:16 PM
  21. Blkbear's Avatar
    Ganted, but you fly like a drunken duck and crash into buildings and planes, and are no better at landing and always crater when you do land.

    I wish I had all the money I needed.

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    01-06-09 09:37 PM
  22. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but your mistake was in using the word "needed", you do not have all the money you wanted and are forever unhappy at that misfortunate error in wording.

    I wish I could lick my genitals like my dogs can theirs! lol

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    01-06-09 09:56 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but oh nevermind I'm not gonna do a hairball joke here.

    I wish I don't get banned for that.

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    01-06-09 10:17 PM
  24. vndlewis's Avatar
    granted you don't get banned from CB, but you get banned from all social threads.

    I wish my husband was not being such an a$$.

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    01-06-09 10:24 PM
  25. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted - lol. Not banned and you got a laugh! How's why, Sand?

    I wish I had a big waterbed right now!!

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    01-06-09 10:25 PM
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