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  1. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but you have to chip the ice off the walk instead

    I wish I lived closer to the one I love and we lived happily ever after

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    11-30-08 03:40 AM
  2. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted: but happily ever after only lasts a year.

    I wish I wasn't so tired.

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    11-30-08 09:29 AM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you can never sleep and eventually hallucinate from the lack of sleep and live in an insane asylum.

    I wish global warming was actually real.

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    11-30-08 09:47 AM
  4. shwy's Avatar
    granted but your house will always be freezing.
    I wish I had a white Storm. the BB kind.
    11-30-08 09:58 AM
  5. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you are now in the middle of a blizzard in your underwear, holding a very white blackberry storm.

    I wish for the power of flight.
    11-30-08 10:03 AM
  6. shwy's Avatar
    Granted but you are 28,000 feet off the ground and can never come down.
    I wish my house were bigger.
    11-30-08 10:05 AM
  7. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted your house is now bigger by 8000 sq feet, and in your hand is the Auction notice that it will be sold to pay off your back taxes at noon today.

    I wish to have a tiger cub.
    11-30-08 10:13 AM
  8. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it attacks you and leaves you with horrible wounds

    I wish happily ever after lasted forever

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    11-30-08 11:46 AM
  9. jdmkw's Avatar
    granted it does but for your best friend, you continue to live in misery.

    I wish I had x-ray vision
    11-30-08 12:25 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it only works on people you'd rather not look at.

    I wish I was immune from good wishes going bad...

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    11-30-08 12:55 PM
  11. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but your loved ones have the bad things happen to them

    I wish that 4 day weekends wouldn't have to end.

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    11-30-08 01:01 PM
  12. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted, but your loved ones have the bad things happen to them

    I wish that 4 day weekends wouldn't have to end.

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    they don't but your entire job has moved into your house and you work from home.

    I wish is was Winter Break starting tomorrow.
    11-30-08 01:13 PM
  13. JORB's Avatar
    Granted, but your house gets snowed in.

    I wish for weather in arizona to be more like california.
    11-30-08 01:17 PM
  14. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you also get our mud slides, earthquakes and brush fires.

    I wish Los Angeles would get a football team.

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    11-30-08 01:23 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but its the Detroit Lions.

    I wish the Detroit Lions would be a real football team.

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    11-30-08 02:01 PM
  16. jdmkw's Avatar
    granted but they move to LA...

    I wish I was bulletproof
    11-30-08 03:25 PM
  17. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but a piece of rock from your home planet weakens you.

    I wish the Los Angeles Lions would be here next year

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    11-30-08 04:00 PM
  18. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, the LA zoo gets 100 new lions, just in time for spring.

    I wish I had 24 million dollars tax free.
    11-30-08 05:05 PM
  19. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but the bank you had it in goes under and they weren't insured.

    Same wish.

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    11-30-08 05:15 PM
  20. mathwiz1991's Avatar
    Granted, but it is all in pennies.

    I wish I had a thumbtack.
    11-30-08 06:08 PM
  21. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Greanted but it is in your foot

    I wish I had long hair

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    11-30-08 06:13 PM
  22. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you catch it in an accident that rips off your scalp.

    I wish my dreams come true

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    11-30-08 06:35 PM
  23. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you're dreaming when it happens.

    I wish I didn't have to write an 8 page term paper in 48 hours when I had 8 weeks to do it. Topic: procrastination.

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    11-30-08 06:46 PM
  24. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but the irony drove you insane.

    I wish Blue's problems would be magically solved

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    11-30-08 06:53 PM
  25. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but your problems become bigger

    I wish people would return my calls

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    11-30-08 07:06 PM
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